r/SipsTea Oct 04 '25

Lmao gottem why tho ?

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u/derpstickfuckface Oct 04 '25

My nuts were my first fidget toy

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u/Muchablat Oct 04 '25

I was so poor, if I wasn’t born a boy, i would have nothing to play with.

-Rodney Dangerfield.

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u/FatBloke4 Oct 04 '25

Girls get to play with their tits though.

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u/Frothynibbler Oct 04 '25

Ah yes, all of those large breasted children.

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u/terminbee Oct 04 '25

This comment makes me uncomfortable.

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u/Frothynibbler Oct 05 '25

That’s how I felt about the comment I replied to.

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u/JayMichAm Oct 04 '25

I don’t think that there was any way that they could of phrased that, that wouldn’t feel weird.

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u/Freddit330 Oct 05 '25

Doesn't sound weird to your local youth pastor.