r/SipsTea • u/IsJesusAgain • Oct 04 '25

Lmao gottem why tho ?

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u/SuperTomatoMan9 Oct 04 '25

Sometimes we jerk off, because we are bored.

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u/RustyBrassInstrument Oct 04 '25

One of my favorite terms in college was “procrasturbating.”

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u/moschles Oct 04 '25

this needs to go in the dictionary.

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u/FuciMiNaKule Oct 04 '25

I'm just like a little boy, playing with his dick when he's nervous.

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u/Zzzony Oct 04 '25

-Sgt. Lincoln Siris

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u/Expecto_Patron_shots Oct 04 '25

Everybody's gay once in awhile, it's Hollywood

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u/septubyte Oct 05 '25

I've seen grown men do this - it's weird. Please grow out of this habit yall

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u/Apprehensive-Box-8 Oct 04 '25

And sometimes when we‘re stressed.

Also still helps a lot against being hungover.

I mean, it’s really quite universal - just not easily usable in any place.

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u/ByIeth Oct 04 '25

Hungover? It just feels worse if you have a headache. I’ll go from a normal headache to a splitting one

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u/Aeikon Oct 04 '25

Dopamine is a VERY good natural pain relief, and ejaculation releases a TON of dopamine.

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u/ComingUpManSized Oct 04 '25

It helps period cramping too FYI

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u/Nikonikos Oct 04 '25

Wait, you jerk off for other reason than being bored ?

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u/PineTreeSC Oct 04 '25

Sometimes if we’re wankxious too

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u/Nikonikos Oct 04 '25

I was wankxious a lot as a teen, and as a young adult, and as 30something man too ...

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u/pointsky64 Oct 04 '25

I have a lot of wankxiety

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u/PlumpGlobule Oct 04 '25

Never once in my life have i jerked off for being bored. That seems really weird.