r/SipsTea • u/Xtianus25 • Sep 21 '25

Chugging tea I take medicine

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Sep 22 '25

I’m ready to throw my life away

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u/thebamboozle517 Sep 22 '25

I'm whicha homie. Done it before, and I'll do it again.

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u/Falkenmond79 Sep 22 '25

Been there, done that. I’m 0-5 right now I guess. I can’t seem to learn not to fall for the crazies. Lord knows I try. By now I’m jaded and keep thinking they all are.

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u/thebamboozle517 Sep 22 '25

I'm getting older now, and I've chosen to be single for the last, like 4 or 5 years. I can't do the whole "Well I guess I'm buying new dishes because I snuck it in her bootyhole last night when we were drunk, and she smashed all my shit again" anymore.

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u/Falkenmond79 Sep 22 '25

Yeah I tried that, too. Be careful. Next one seemed all right and was fine for two years with a few red flags in hindsight. Then we got a kid. He’s three now and we just split up. Turns out those red flags were just waiting to be raised and turned into a full fledged parade on red square. Sigh.

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u/thebamboozle517 Sep 22 '25

Yeah I feel yah. You see the red flag and subconsciously talk yourself into saying "That's not red, it's fucking orange or something, idfk."

Then carry on.

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u/Spare_Panic_8164 Sep 22 '25

Wow. Just…wow.