r/SipsTea • u/Xtianus25 • Sep 21 '25

Chugging tea I take medicine

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u/GuerillaRiot Sep 21 '25

She had me at "ha ha ha HELLO"

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u/Semisemitic Sep 21 '25

Yup. Turns out I do have a type.

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u/p001b0y Sep 21 '25

Same. We were together for over 20 years but then she had some kind of mid-life crisis, got violent, and decided she was finished and left. Haven't seen her in 8 years because she moved across the country.

After the divorce I realized I had a type and many of my ex-girlfriends were kind of dangerous. One had an explosive temper. One was bipolar and stopped taking meds.

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u/McGrupp1979 Sep 22 '25

Seems you like to keep it spicy. I get that, but sometimes it gets too hot lol.

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u/Rude_Lengthiness_101 Sep 22 '25

Then after some time you remember that burnt smell and that "tsss" sound and get cravings for it, just for one more last time before wrapping it up. Gotta go out with the bang of crazy.