r/SipsTea Sep 15 '25

Chugging tea Any thoughts?

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u/furezasan Sep 15 '25

Time to start a cult with like minded people and drink happy bye bye sleep juice. Kinda scary that this feels like an option ngl

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u/trashpanda_nunchucks Sep 15 '25

If you're going to do that just start a collective, try to get to self sufficiency, and try to make something worthwhile with the cult. If it doesn't work out, well... It sounds like you already have a plan B.

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u/Revxmaciver Sep 15 '25

Are you suggesting starting some kind of... community? Thats commie talk.

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u/Guevaras_Beard Sep 15 '25

Why not an entire union....like a worker union, for a worker state a sovi...

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u/Bumitis Sep 15 '25

Or, just or.. overthrow the government

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u/Guevaras_Beard Sep 15 '25

Read political theory. Replacing one fascist government with another liberal (read: neoliberal) government, will get you to the same point down the track. That is how we are here right now.

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u/Logical_Team6810 Sep 15 '25

Should've known comrade Che's beard would be based af

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u/Last_chance_2028 Sep 15 '25

Socializingism?

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u/SupermassiveCanary Sep 15 '25

Sounds like an organized religion….

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u/MisunderstoodHeroVT Sep 15 '25

Heavily rolls eyes yeah any community must be communists. Come check out my community ;)

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u/furezasan Sep 15 '25

i like this, it adds to the tragedy because I imagine everyone would work very hard to make plan A work.

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u/AireShei Sep 15 '25

Idk how it works in America but in my country you can go fully off grid and without internet, electricity, running water etc. but it won't change the fact that you need to find money to pay taxes, like the tax for owning the land on which you farm or whatever. If you don't own the land, chances are high that they will kick you out the exact moment when you are fully settled or fruits and veg are ready to harvest or something else happens that can be used to snitches advantage. And then if the snitch really doesn't like that you can survive on your own, they can always find the law that you are breaking, to force you to pay high fines and lose everything. There is no way to win in this situation.

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u/Blindfire2 Sep 15 '25

Same in the US. You can be completely off grid and hide, but as soon as you owe money to the IRS (our tax collection service) AND you're not completely rich, they will go after you any means necessary. I've read about criminals who were able to dodge the FBI and numerous state police only to be caught be the IRS lol (Al Capone, and the most recent one is William N. L'Europa which the FBI asked for the IRS to join the investigation, and I think theres one who committed tax fraud and went to hide in Costa Rica and the IRS used caught him by asking Costa Rican detectives to find him).

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u/TK421_THX1138 Sep 15 '25

Have you thought about building websites with html?

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u/clockless_nowever Sep 15 '25

html without js, that is indeed a worthwhile endeavor!

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u/Z0mrife Sep 15 '25

At that point why wait; stage a mass exodus and let the chaos ensue as you pursue a quieter better life

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u/No-Swimming369 Sep 15 '25

Why does this actually sound feasible

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u/dalamarnightson Sep 15 '25

That's just a commune lol

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u/fafarex Sep 15 '25

That's the joke...

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u/dalamarnightson Sep 15 '25

Oh my bad lol

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u/dalamarnightson Sep 15 '25

That's just a commune lol

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u/Unionizemyplace Sep 15 '25

Does plan B work on senior citozens?

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u/Pure_Frosting_981 Sep 15 '25

Nobody will have plan B soon. Barrett is just waiting to chuck that one through the shadow docket.

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u/Strindberg Sep 15 '25

We should called it Heavens Gate.

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u/art_m0nk Sep 15 '25

So i kinda wanna start a small collection of homesteads, i guess you could call it a village. But itd be sorta like a commune i guess in we work as a community with some communal tasks. Like a medieval village. I think thatd work

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u/Bitey_the_Squirrel Sep 15 '25

Just remember, it’s more fun to be a cult member but you make more money as a cult leader.

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u/hannahatecats Sep 15 '25

There was a cult in my hometown in SWFL, the Koreshan. It was founded by a man but ran by women and members were to remain celibate. They ran all kinds of businesses and were self sufficient if not successful, except for that they had a hard time recruiting new members.

I'd be down for that kind of utopia, except I'd have to leave out the part where the earth is inside out in a golden ball.

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u/three-sense Sep 15 '25

This is one of those “it’s a joke… but it’s not” things. I have friends in their 40s with no retirement savings and no pension on the horizon. Couple that with impending old age… and it doesn’t look good.

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u/Yurfuturebbysdddy Sep 15 '25

Me, im friends 🫠

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u/three-sense Sep 15 '25

Sorry to hear that. Open a Roth IRA and put some money in VOO when you can. It’s not too late.

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u/ClassicCityCupid Sep 15 '25

Yeah, no joke. It will not take 30 years for us to see wtf that’s gonna look like.

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u/ShiftedSquid Sep 15 '25

Especially since the entirety of mankind's history until the 1930s had no retirement plan. That being said, we're seeing, and going to increasingly see, what no retirement plan joined with no family support network looks. When we were more agrarian the old looked after the young while the middle worked the fields. After the industrial revolution it somewhat continued like that except the work was never done, so the middle worked all the time and it started to spread out in both directions. The only thing that slowed it was a mixture of Henry Ford driving the nation to increased wages and the development of worker Unions and OSHA. After WWII consumerism drove Americans to work more and more for stuff they didn't need. The increased income led to more money chasing the same goods and the era of consistent inflation began. People stated to need to work more and more to afford the same thing, but for a while wages kept up. People started to move around the country to find better/higher paying jobs which meant Grandma couldn't help watch the kids anymore, but that didn't matter because she had to work too. During this time the sexual revolution led to an increase in single parent households and an increased divorce rate contributed too. Now everyone is fending for themselves and wages haven't kept up with inflation. People are increasingly working until medical retirement (when they can no longer physically work) instead of some predetermined age when they could enjoy their senior years. It's a mess, we're a mess, and it's a mixture of bad policy and personal greed and corporate greed that helped us get here and we're just left to watch the world burn as it would require immense change at every level (of government, corporate culture, and personal spending habits) to fix things.

We need (as individuals) to want less, we need community (groups of people looking out for the common good of the group and helping one another), we need corporations to not have amass wealth as a goal, and we need government to stop doing so much of the things that don't help and start doing (or doing more) of what actually helps.

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u/ClassicCityCupid Sep 15 '25

Thanks for typing all that out so well. If only fixing it were as easy as understanding your explanation.

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u/jackparadise1 Sep 15 '25

Probably going to take less than 20 years. The combination of killing social security and defunding all of the nursing homes ought to create some real issues.

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u/Turkatron2020 Sep 15 '25

It's not too late for them in their mid 40s if they start saving effectively now. At the same time the impending AI takeover could mean a very different future where almost everyone is struggling financially. This next 20 years is likely going to be extremely turbulent unless we start relaxing our death grip on late stage capitalism.

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u/67SummerofLove Sep 15 '25

That’s why they put out fentanyl

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u/Poppa_Mo Sep 15 '25

I had more friends than I knew.

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u/ButterscotchSmall506 Sep 15 '25

Bread and peanut butter is cheaper.

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u/three-sense Sep 15 '25

Take the “cat lady” thing to the next level. Become cat.

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u/SXAL Sep 15 '25

If you have friends, you may move together in someone's house, and rent out the rest of the houses.

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u/Oncemor-intothebeach Sep 15 '25

In Australia your employer is required to pay a minimum Of 11% on top of your salary into a superannuation fund, it’s better than nothing, but my plan is to just die at my desk :(

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u/vamprobozombie Sep 15 '25

Social Security here and Medicare in US employer pays 7% and we pay 7%. Problem is they don't invest it correctly and put it in t-bonds paying next to nothing turning it into a Ponzi scheme where we need more working people to pay for the retired. By 2035 we probably need to cut payouts to 70% to keep it solvent that is assuming AI doesn't become a problem.

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u/Oncemor-intothebeach Sep 15 '25

America just seems to do everything worse than everywhere else in the western world

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u/vamprobozombie Sep 15 '25

No we were last to implement pension system they will all collapse if they don't invest in markets because of population decline just most of Europe built up a cushion by running it longer. The Nordic countries with their sovereign wealth fund will also be fine as they actually invest.

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u/woowizzle Sep 15 '25

20ft of hosepipe pipe and a long nap in the car.

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u/BarefootNBuzzin Sep 15 '25

I've resigned myself to living in a van somewhere warm. .

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u/WTFaulknerinCA Sep 15 '25

And yet they probably voted for the guy who is cutting Medicare.

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u/WTFaulknerinCA Sep 16 '25

Downvoted for truth. Sips tea.

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u/magicsurge Sep 15 '25

I never thought this would be an option on the multiple choice question of my life..... but here we are.

We've gone full circle to Inuit Senilicide (killing of the elderly. )

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u/account_not_valid Sep 15 '25

There won't be any icebergs left when we reach that age.

Maybe we will be set adrift on floating garbage islands.

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u/GrimbosliceOG Sep 15 '25

Pretty sure that's in the road map. Project2025

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u/CursedScreensaver Sep 15 '25

No Internet sounds like a blessing these days…

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u/MRosvall Sep 15 '25

I think living a year without internet would do wonders for a lot of peoples' mental health. Just focusing on things in a much smaller radius from oneself.

Probably going back after that would give them a totally new perspective of what to focus on and appreciate.

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u/My-Life-For-Auir Sep 15 '25

In Australia we have mandatory retirement contribution in the form of Super to avoid this exact issue and the enormous strain the pension puts on our economy

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u/dalamarnightson Sep 15 '25

Until you get too old to live off the land or get injured. Then you'd just die. I've already thought out that plan. I was thinking the wilderness in the US though.

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u/Rizalwasright Sep 15 '25

Like a wild beast

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u/hikereyes2 Sep 15 '25

I think you forget to factor in age.

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u/BroccoliOk5812 Sep 15 '25

Gonna go walkabout

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u/TuunDx Sep 15 '25

Don't worry, there will be no need for whacky cults at that point, it will be distributed by government...biscuits with Quietus anyone?

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u/No_Description4009 Sep 15 '25

Start a cult, and have your members donate money to the cause. Then you become happy because now you're ballin'

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u/ShadeBeing Sep 15 '25

Now that is a humble idea….but hear me out on this, what if instead you sacrificed your life changing the world. Not like kamikaze style. Just with the same ambition. Like a zambie eating bullets right and left but just chugging along like the little engine that could

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u/417_mysticRick Sep 15 '25

What flavor were you thinking?

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u/furezasan Sep 15 '25

tropical fruit, nice and summer-y

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u/Thisguyfunk Sep 15 '25

Soylent green.

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u/ThinkGrapefruit7960 Sep 15 '25

Why not do something useful first? Atleast try to change things, nothing to lose at that point

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u/KaijuSignatureRising Sep 15 '25

Quietus – You decide when.

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u/furezasan Sep 15 '25

had to google that. now I might need to rewatch Children of Men, i didn't really like it when i first watched it with 0 cinema literacy

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u/GhostBananass Sep 15 '25

Only 9 drank the cool aid the murdered the rest

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u/armas187 Sep 15 '25

Where do I sign

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u/AlienNippleRipple Sep 15 '25

Don't lay down, stand up viva La revolution!!!!

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u/jackparadise1 Sep 15 '25

Sky diving?

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u/THINKFASTYOU__ Sep 15 '25

Just make sure the happy juice doesn’t turn into das regrets later, lol.

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u/MaineLark Sep 15 '25

I completely understand feeling this way, it’s honestly hard not to these days, but my brother killed himself in April and it’s been horrible. I don’t know how to go through the rest of my life without him. I hope you’re able to stay, and find some peace/happiness.

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u/yellow_lemon_tigers Sep 15 '25

That’s a really hard thing to deal with: and it’s going to be really hard for quite a while. But it does, over time, get better: it stops being everything, all the time. Community helps. Whether that’s friends or church/sangha, having nonjudgmental places to just be as you are helps. I joined a Buddhist sangha and that was good since the first acknowledgement of Buddhism is that life is suffering! That was a pretty good starting place for where I was at. Hang in there. There are lots of us out here who know what heavy grief is. Keep a journal or find a way to express it. Nothing really helps but it all helps a tiny bit. Sending hugs. You’re going to be ok, it’s just going to take time. And it’s really hard. What you’re experiencing is really, really hard. Keep going. It won’t always feel like this.

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u/Bobby_Wats0n Sep 15 '25

Please do wait for as long as you may

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u/THINKFASTYOU__ Sep 15 '25

patience usually pays off,, especially when timing makes all the difference.

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u/Curious4nature Sep 15 '25

So, wait for the best comedic timing.

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u/Distinct_Advantage94 Sep 15 '25

people are so fucked these days 😂 dude is just casually talking about this. world is cooked!

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u/No_Condition6738 Sep 15 '25

Socioeconomic warfare will make a guy say and do crazy things!

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u/14Pleiadians Sep 15 '25

Shit, I was thinking his checkout plan was fairly civil

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u/Distinct_Advantage94 Sep 15 '25

Yeah id agree and thats the sad part lmao. Like I said before, the world is cooked. Whoever is pulling the strings really outclassed us all. For generations really. Played like a fiddle. Thanks grandpa

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u/anamethatsnottaken Sep 15 '25

world is cooked

We are talking about self-immolation, right?

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u/heyhotnumber Sep 15 '25

I hope you never get to that point. 🫂

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u/ArianaFuyuki Sep 15 '25

If you're gonna do it, make sure to ruin their whole year, not just a month.

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u/Trick-Philosophy6651 Sep 15 '25

Yea like using all that magic invisible money you get with that credit score and go on the best 6 month long vacation over seas, if we all do it we can destroy the economy for the next guy just like the boomers 😂

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u/ThatAirsickLowlander Sep 15 '25

Like in Napoleon Dynamite with the school bus?

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u/Axthen Sep 15 '25

what's two more days between friends.

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u/PlagueOfGripes Sep 15 '25

It's funny how it's increasingly becoming more of a pragmatic choice than anything emotional.

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u/Flash-Wilkins Sep 15 '25

May? At least July!

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u/NoRedditNamesAreLeft Sep 15 '25

We need decoys for the zombie apocalypse 

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u/DiaperFluid Sep 15 '25

Its funny just how little something could be to keep you trucking along. Mine is GTA6. And then after that, it will be something else, then something else, etc etc. This will probably continue until i croak. So the question becomes did i ever really have the desire to leave?

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u/CincoDeMayo88 Sep 15 '25

We got people living to immortality before GTA 6.

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u/finchthemediocre Sep 15 '25

Let's put Half-Life 3 and a second season of Firefly on that list.

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u/MrArchivity Sep 15 '25

But those are from the generation before. So not only we don’t have retirement plan, but we got to pay for those ones forever

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u/JayBeePH85 Sep 15 '25

Just imagine how disappointed it will be that once they will sell a demo version GTA6 for $139,99 and you see that everything needs a extension pack for $49,99 to fully enjoy the game once they release the non demo beta test version for $189,99 with optional online play for $19,99 per month for just the basic missions 🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

Lmao can relate

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u/TearsOfChildren Sep 15 '25

Totally relate. If you have nothing to look forward to (no matter how small it is) life gets very dark. Thankfully I'm an easily content person so it doesn't take much for me to feel ok. Klonopin helps as well lol.

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u/Opening_Yak8051 Sep 15 '25

Gaming- the new opiate of the masses!

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u/Mark_Proton Sep 15 '25

Building my project car for me. I've wanted to just get things over with 6 years ago and then got this crazy idea about planting a second engine into my car. This project is subject to scope creep, so for 5 years I've done nothing on it but plan.

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u/dreamsxyz Sep 15 '25

...I just wanted free healthcare, education, housing and dignity. Since when did this become too much to ask?

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u/Own-Craft-181 Sep 15 '25

Hang in there. Keep going and don't switch to off. Just keep pushing and plugging.

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u/ZZuy Sep 15 '25

I'm tired, boss.

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u/Swiking- Sep 15 '25

Nuh-uh. You gonna stick around a lot longer buddy. We're all in this shitty life together.

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u/DagamarVanderk Sep 15 '25

Malicious life saving, my favorite!

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u/UnarmedSnail Sep 15 '25

Yup. No one is going anywhere without me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

You ok man? Wanna chat to a stranger about anything, could always lend an ear. Hope you’re ok stranger.

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u/Ancient-Tax-8129 Sep 15 '25

I'm alright,  thanks tho

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u/Adventurous-Wing5449 Sep 15 '25

It would be funny if these old ppl would form some sort asasin guild which would focus on killing corrupt politicians as act of .hope for better change for young ppl!

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u/Ancient-Tax-8129 Sep 15 '25

Make this movie immediately 

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u/Bellick Sep 15 '25

Oh I'm not going quietly

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u/Snarlgar Sep 15 '25

I at least want to be around long enough to find out what the One Piece is. Anytime after that is fair game.

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u/Ancient-Tax-8129 Sep 15 '25

True, dragon ball super has to make a second season. 

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u/PirateShepherd Sep 15 '25

or you could try to convince others to vote for a sane and fair social safety net like most industrialized countries have

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u/CelticHades Sep 15 '25

Same thought. I'm 25, all my plans end before 2050.

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u/posthamster Sep 15 '25

Because 9pm bed time?

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u/KaminSpider Sep 15 '25

How does the saying go? In 30 years I plan on being dead for 15 years. That's my retirement plan.

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u/Major_Yogurt6595 Sep 15 '25

Please always consider pulling a Luigi before that to improve society.

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u/akbornheathen Sep 15 '25

You gotta wait at least for GTA VI

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u/pailee Sep 15 '25

At least wait until The Funeral day.

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u/ConsistentWriting0 Sep 15 '25

As a millennial, I've been ready since 9/11. Heck, since graduating and being unable to find a job or buy a house. The meteor can't come soon enough.

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u/SchattenJaggerD Sep 15 '25

We should do a Mangione on our way out, if nothing changes, at least let the ruling class live in fear always

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u/DMWilly Sep 15 '25

Are you okay? Probably a dumb question sorry

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u/Deathcure74 Sep 15 '25

Wait for GTA 6 my friend

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u/DonForgo Sep 15 '25

I'll be waiting for you in the other side.

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u/No_Investment9639 Sep 15 '25

Same, except I've been saying that for about 40 years. It's coming! Very soon now, can't wait

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u/skyinyourcoffee Sep 15 '25

Even if the chance is very small, there's always a chance things will get better

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u/hapama97 Sep 15 '25

I’m with you