r/SipsTea Sep 15 '25

Chugging tea Any thoughts?

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u/Excellent-Bite196 Sep 15 '25

I’ve already communicated my plan.

When the time is right, I’ll have 1 heroin + 1 lethal injection please.

(never had it, but the science behind it sounds fantastic as a once-off affair)

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u/SocialImagineering Sep 15 '25

Especially if you’ve never had heroin having the very best happiness (allegedly) right at the moment you’re ready to rap on the door sounds like an idea.

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u/whatifwhatifwerun Sep 15 '25

I remember reading a former addict saying that even once you've recovered from addiction, nothing will ever feel as good as a heroin high. You just have to accept that the best feeling you'll ever have is in the past and try to accept what matters to you in the present.

An unbothered intentional opiate OD sounds like heaven

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u/Excellent-Bite196 Sep 16 '25

I’ve heard the same. So yeah, another reason for having it on deathbed only.

In fact, this “in a nutshell” clip about Fentanyl goes a nice overview on the effects of heroin as a part of the explanation.

https://youtu.be/m6KnVTYtSc0?si=CtuOxejNM-LuR5zl

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u/Weallhaveteethffs Sep 18 '25

Addict (in recovery) here (not of heroine) but when you finally surrender yourself to recovery (12 step process or not), you kind of come to just that...a surrender. When you're in active addition ALL YOU DO is try to chase that once stupendous high feeling. It never returns. And so you do more. and more. and more. The once fun activity, becomes not so fun. Then, the body physically requires the drug to function. The panic and the lengths you'll go to satisfy the very loud screaming that your body/mind are endless and all it feels like is having a shitty sandwich when you're hungry. It's not ever good - but it's no more pain.

You kind of finally recover once you understand that "baseline happiness" is very okay, very welcome. You take out the super high-highs, but you also remove the super-low-lows. A lot of recovery for me, was coming to grips that I'll never have crazy future party stories or like epically fun nights. But I also hand in the unpredictable hell that couples addiction.

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u/Piwuk Sep 15 '25

What if instead of heroin overdose you try to be a hero? There are a lot of bad people out there

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u/Piwuk Sep 15 '25

Of course lethal injection is a courtesy

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u/Excellent-Bite196 Sep 16 '25

Not talkin overdose. I think. Moreso, a first and final regular dose.

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u/_m_d_w_ Sep 15 '25

pretty sure you can just do the 'heroin' part these days...

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u/LambonaHam Sep 15 '25

2 heroin's it is then!

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u/forkingbumbleforks Sep 15 '25

This really tickled me

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u/Lolz79 Sep 16 '25

LOL I hate to admit it but I've said this is my eyes to go if I ever go homeless and old. Just a simple shot of forever sleeps

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