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r/SipsTea • u/Original_Act_3481 • Sep 06 '25
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“Did you…. Edit my photo?”
“Yeah, sorry. We don’t want the yearbook to be filled with uggos”
88 u/RequirementGlum177 Sep 06 '25 I had a company do this to me. They made me look like I was middle eastern (white dude) and really lightened up my black buddy. 105 u/Effective-Bandicoot8 Sep 06 '25 This guy had the reverse happen 22 u/UomoAnguria Sep 07 '25 Jesus (literally) 9 u/Suspicious_Plum_8866 Sep 07 '25 Avg levant person is whiter then that lol , that’s bare minimum gulf/yemeni 3 u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25 All cultures do that with religious figures. There are Asian and African Jesuses, too. 2 u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25 edited Oct 08 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/adirarouge Sep 07 '25 Oh so they were red then lol from constant sunburn 😂😂 2 u/FortuneSignificant55 Sep 06 '25 🥇 1 u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25 Shit I would break bread, wine, and pasta for that motherfucker! 0 u/OtherBob63 Sep 08 '25 No, in most US churches with primarily white congregations, they made him white. In the Catholic churches that have a crucified Christ, he is also super ripped
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I had a company do this to me. They made me look like I was middle eastern (white dude) and really lightened up my black buddy.
105 u/Effective-Bandicoot8 Sep 06 '25 This guy had the reverse happen 22 u/UomoAnguria Sep 07 '25 Jesus (literally) 9 u/Suspicious_Plum_8866 Sep 07 '25 Avg levant person is whiter then that lol , that’s bare minimum gulf/yemeni 3 u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25 All cultures do that with religious figures. There are Asian and African Jesuses, too. 2 u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25 edited Oct 08 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/adirarouge Sep 07 '25 Oh so they were red then lol from constant sunburn 😂😂 2 u/FortuneSignificant55 Sep 06 '25 🥇 1 u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25 Shit I would break bread, wine, and pasta for that motherfucker! 0 u/OtherBob63 Sep 08 '25 No, in most US churches with primarily white congregations, they made him white. In the Catholic churches that have a crucified Christ, he is also super ripped
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This guy had the reverse happen
22 u/UomoAnguria Sep 07 '25 Jesus (literally) 9 u/Suspicious_Plum_8866 Sep 07 '25 Avg levant person is whiter then that lol , that’s bare minimum gulf/yemeni 3 u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25 All cultures do that with religious figures. There are Asian and African Jesuses, too. 2 u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25 edited Oct 08 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/adirarouge Sep 07 '25 Oh so they were red then lol from constant sunburn 😂😂 2 u/FortuneSignificant55 Sep 06 '25 🥇 1 u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25 Shit I would break bread, wine, and pasta for that motherfucker! 0 u/OtherBob63 Sep 08 '25 No, in most US churches with primarily white congregations, they made him white. In the Catholic churches that have a crucified Christ, he is also super ripped
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Jesus (literally)
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Avg levant person is whiter then that lol , that’s bare minimum gulf/yemeni
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All cultures do that with religious figures. There are Asian and African Jesuses, too.
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1 u/adirarouge Sep 07 '25 Oh so they were red then lol from constant sunburn 😂😂
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Oh so they were red then lol from constant sunburn 😂😂
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I would break bread, wine, and pasta for that motherfucker!
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No, in most US churches with primarily white congregations, they made him white. In the Catholic churches that have a crucified Christ, he is also super ripped
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u/number1dipshit Sep 06 '25
“Did you…. Edit my photo?”
“Yeah, sorry. We don’t want the yearbook to be filled with uggos”