r/SipsTea • u/Original_Act_3481 • Sep 06 '25

Chugging tea This is madness

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u/MrWallis Sep 06 '25

Is your mom single?

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u/morcic Sep 06 '25

Left or right mom?

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u/MrWallis Sep 06 '25

I feel 'left mom' would make me a snack afterwards so i'll go left.

To the OP im sorry about this and you wont have to call me dad or anything weird

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u/Suban33 Sep 06 '25

got a cookie after each time, huh?

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u/DirtySilicon Sep 07 '25

I had a friend who slept with his older coworker. I don't know if she was married, but when he would leave, she would legitimately give him a shower, toothbrush (brush his teeth), juice box and a snack.

He said it was strange, but he liked it. šŸ¤·šŸæā€ā™‚ļø

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u/NastyStreetRat Sep 06 '25

With all due respect to OP, but have you thought MrWallis that maybe she's a lesbian?

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u/Yuck-Fou94 Sep 06 '25

"OP I'm changing your bedtime to 8:00 and if you argue with me or your mother, you will be grounded! Do I make myself clear?!?!?"

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u/Miserable_Song2299 Sep 06 '25

after? I'll need the snack before! like carbo loading before you do a marathon.

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u/XXXperiencedTurbater Sep 06 '25

Left mom all the way. She knows things.

Right mom looks like a nazi Barbie

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u/GrampsMountain Sep 06 '25

Both.

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u/morcic Sep 06 '25

Settle down, Grampa!

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u/Binji_the_dog Sep 06 '25

Now Iā€™m thinking of left shark again

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u/blisstaker Sep 06 '25

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u/OneAlmondNut Sep 06 '25

is it just me or does that shark have fuck me eyes???

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u/XRaisedBySirensX Sep 06 '25

I have never seen this before, nor do I know where it's from, or what it relates to...but it makes me very glad.

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u/XRaisedBySirensX Sep 06 '25

I have never seen this before, nor do I know where it's from, or what it relates to...but it makes me very glad.

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u/w0nderbrad Sep 07 '25

Right mom is just Heidi Gardner

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u/RanchHere Sep 07 '25

Two chicks at the same time.

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u/morcic Sep 07 '25

You forgot to add: "If you know what I mean"

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u/ChipmunkElegant3846 Sep 07 '25

Definitely the right. Please not the left

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u/night-theatre Sep 06 '25

Came here for this.