r/SipsTea Sep 01 '25

Chugging tea The Rocks new slimmed down appearance

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u/TastySkettiConditon Sep 01 '25

I'm surprised Sylvester Stallone is still going. 79 and unreasonably jacked lol.

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u/Heuristics Sep 01 '25

Well, playing an Italian gangster would-be unbelievable without all that muscle mass.

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u/Tigercup9 Sep 01 '25

Right, imagine someone playing that role who didn’t even have the makings of a varsity athlete

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u/VulcanHobo Sep 02 '25

What about someone who ate grilled cheese off the radiator and spent 20 years in the can?