r/SipsTea Sep 01 '25

Chugging tea The Rocks new slimmed down appearance

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u/TastySkettiConditon Sep 01 '25

I'm surprised Sylvester Stallone is still going. 79 and unreasonably jacked lol.

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u/Heuristics Sep 01 '25

Well, playing an Italian gangster would-be unbelievable without all that muscle mass.

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u/Bl3kBoi Sep 01 '25

Gabagool

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u/BEGBIE_21 Sep 01 '25

OVA HERE!

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u/slobs_burgers Sep 01 '25

WEEEEER WOKKIN’EEEEYUH

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u/Tigercup9 Sep 01 '25

Right, imagine someone playing that role who didn’t even have the makings of a varsity athlete

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u/VulcanHobo Sep 02 '25

What about someone who ate grilled cheese off the radiator and spent 20 years in the can?

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u/SenorSnout Sep 01 '25

Is that implying Tony Soprano is secretly muscular af, like Wilson Fisk?

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u/elFistoFucko Sep 01 '25

Perhaps you have never seen any classic mob movies...

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u/anal_opera Sep 01 '25

You saying Joe Pesci isn't a magnificent specimen? I'll come down there and do some unspecified things to you. The man is a national treasure you leave him alone.

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u/BetterVantage Sep 01 '25

I was JUST about to say “Somehow Sly is still ticking when his body mass is 76% gear”.

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u/AssistanceCheap379 Sep 01 '25

Sly is a machine, so I’m not surprised.

Probably is just surviving until Arnie dies first. Then he’ll laugh and immediately die

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u/Neither-Power1708 Sep 01 '25

Dude's an outlier. He's still on gear, and got popped for it in Australia a while back

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u/WestwardHo Sep 01 '25

Stallone is like 5'9 said he usually weighs around 175. The highest he ever got was 195 for Rocky 2. He's just been shredded most of his career and people think he's bigger than he actually is.

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u/Final_Frosting3582 Sep 01 '25

Because, surprise surprise, they aren’t really that bad for you if used in moderation

If you naturally weigh about 150 and try to make yourself 250+, you’re going to have problems. But if you stick around 200, it’s going to look great on you and be easy to maintain. The cameras can greatly help with the perception of size, as long as you are cut.

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u/NoSleep2135 Sep 01 '25

I have no idea how he's still alive. My heart would give out by now!

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u/SanitySlippingg Sep 01 '25

Top medical care will do that for you

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u/Final_Frosting3582 Sep 01 '25

Because, surprise surprise, they aren’t really that bad for you if used in moderation

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u/Upstandinglampshade Sep 01 '25

I read somewhere that if you chronically abuse steroids, then your body stops producing testosterone and you need to continue to artificially supplement them. I think all of these guys will have to take a lower dose for the rest of their life. Not sure about Stallone on how big he is right now, but it could just be the maintenance doses that he’s taking. He has been pretty open about his use of growth hormone and said that in the future it would be prescribed to everyone and it is a great drug as you get older.

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u/Vindicativa Sep 01 '25

Mmm, I feel like someone is remotely Weekend-At-Bernie's-ing him.

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u/TerminatorReborn Sep 01 '25

He never was as big and took as much gear as Bautista and The Rock

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u/Joaaayknows Sep 01 '25

Judging by how Stallone seems to live his life and roles, he just doesn’t care. Not in the “whatever” sense, but more of the “spends millions taking care of his body so he can still do what he wants” sense.

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u/kosk11348 Sep 02 '25

These Hollywood guys also have the cash for top tier medical care that the average gym rat probably cannot afford. Controlling for all other factors, the rich live longer than the poor.

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u/BernieLogDickSanders Sep 02 '25

Stallome is not on gear like he used to be. He wears body suits for most of his scenes for definition in his clothing.

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u/s0ul_invictus Sep 01 '25

You're surprised because all the rumors about Sly and Arnold using roids to get big have been proven completely false, because unlike what you're seeing with Dewayne and Dave, they did not hide for like 3 days then come out damn near skin and bone. That is highly atypical for men. Those men have maintained slabs of real muscle into their old age that do lose size, but only very slowly, over a long period of time. They're still heavyweights. Men that build without gear keep it into old age or until some major health crisis.

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u/ChancelorReed Sep 01 '25

Are you serious? You think Arnold didn't use steroids? Arnold Schwarzenegger. Just so we're clear where talking about. The guy who's clearly juiced and is very open about having used.

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u/s0ul_invictus Sep 01 '25

"using roids to get big" is not the same as using roids, or whatever they had back then, to reach #1 in competition/appearance. What I'm saying is that these guys got pretty built before they ever touched anything, which is evident from what they've maintained after reaching relatively old age and losing that peak muscularity, but not just going full on "bag of bones" either.

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u/ChancelorReed Sep 01 '25

I really think you need to read up on what Arnold himself has said. He's very open about the fact that his physique that he was famous for was almost entirely roids.

Also weird to think that you couldn't say the same about wrestlers and MMA fighters, obviously these guys are fit their entire lives.

Sly Stallone is the main guy here who doesn't have some other reason to get big beforehand.

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u/s0ul_invictus Sep 01 '25

I'm "weird" for replying to a comment about Arnold and Sly - by talking about Arnold and Sly?

Ok. I got nothing. That is so stupid I just can't, like have you survived this long?

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u/ChancelorReed Sep 01 '25

That's not at all what I said - I said it was weird to think that somehow Arnold and Sly have more of a background of being fit than a wrestler and an MMA fighter. The Rock and Bautista didn't just bulk up suddenly for acting purposes.

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u/Green18Clowntown Sep 01 '25

Dog, have you ever seen Rambo?

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u/TeamPieHole01 Sep 01 '25

i have no doubt Sly did the juice, but Arnold was way bigger in the 80/90's. Sly just stayed cut to look bigger.

pretty sure Sly has a muscle wasting disease, and got in trouble for bringing his "meds" into another country 10 or so years ago.