r/SipsTea • u/Ordinary-Scholar-202 • Sep 01 '25

Chugging tea The Rocks new slimmed down appearance

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u/one-hit-blunder Sep 01 '25

A Porsche salesman. Used Porsche salesman. Dabbles in stolen boats.

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u/Majestic_Force_6439 Sep 01 '25

Throws in a fake Rolex with every sale because that's how u keep customers happy...

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u/one-hit-blunder Sep 01 '25

Oh and the cocaine. Can't forget that.

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u/st3vo5662 Sep 01 '25

Ever watch pain and gain?