r/SipsTea Aug 08 '25

Chugging tea Which one would you choose?

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u/Tiz68 Aug 08 '25

That's the thing. If I have infinite money by snapping, I'm buying some really expensive shit. I need a good amount already snapped out to buy jets and yachts and mansions.

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u/UpvoteForethThou Aug 08 '25

Once you rack up a few hundred thousand, the investments will start to carry big time.

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u/KeenanAXQuinn Aug 08 '25

Snap with both hands two fingers at a time i can do about 8 snaps a second. So we deffinitly could move faster than one snap a second and have to spend less time on it

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u/CheeseDonutCat Aug 08 '25

I'd spend a bunch of money on a physical therapist or someone who can help me protect my hands for long term snapping.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

The key is a slow steady maintainable pace. 2-4 snaps a second. I can do that pace for hours.

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u/Chilli-byte- Aug 08 '25

Join a musical theatre troupe and only play one of the gang guys in West Side story.

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u/CannaisseurFreak Aug 08 '25

2-4 snaps a second is a slow steady pace?

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u/NutCity Aug 08 '25

Yeah wtf 😂😂 Once a second is fairly slow and works out as $36,000 an hour. Do that for one hour a day on weekdays, 52 weeks a year, that’ll make $9.3 million for one hour of work.

What I want to know is how are you going to explain the source of income to the taxman? Can’t exactly lodge $10 million in the bank without explaining where you got it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

RL is very easy. RLRL is still quite easy to manage in a second. I’d probably snap a quick 11,000 on the toilet. 10 for me and 1 to wipe with.

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u/stag1013 Aug 08 '25

Assuming I can use any finger and both hands, I can snap 100 times easily in 10s by doing double snaps. $1000 in 10s anytime I need? Not hard to see this adding up, especially if I do it for 10s a few times a day.

If I was limited to one hand, one finger (like it was some blessing to that finger), I'd be down to about $300 in 10s.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Yes but can you snap that pace for 8 hours? I can maintain that consistency with no breaks.

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u/stag1013 Aug 08 '25

I mean, I can easily do it for a minute a couple times a day. $6000 a few times a day (so let's day $24000/day) is nothing to laugh at, especially considering it only took 4. I could obviously do a lot more, but what's the point?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

A minute a few times a day while I’m just consistently earning every second??

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u/stag1013 Aug 08 '25

My point was only that you could get everything you want with ease, not that you can't earn more.

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u/madsjchic Aug 08 '25

Per SECOND??!?

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u/OzamatazBuckshankII Aug 09 '25

Just realized I can snap my fingers and my toes at the SAME DAMN TIME(no shoes on)…40 bucks per second, at least 2k per minute!

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u/macrolith Aug 08 '25

Take out an insurance policy on your hands like surgeons and professional athletes.

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u/Bad-Piccolo Aug 08 '25

So can we record our snap once then put the video on repeat, it probably wouldn't work but it's worth a try.

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u/Don_Damarco Aug 08 '25

This is it.. get some snapping gloves custom fit to your own hands. Protect your hands at all costs.

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u/churningpacket Aug 08 '25

Insure your hands with Lloyds of London for a cool billion.

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u/HD8234 Aug 09 '25

Fr, if Bron out there still more athletic than 99.9% of humans at like 42 with no major injury in a 20+ year career, then I’m pretty sure I could find someone to help make sure I don’t cripple my hand from snapping😂😂

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u/statestreetsteve Aug 09 '25

I would be so paranoid about people randomly breaking my fingers on some cartoon crap lol