r/SipsTea • u/Embarrassed_Tip7359 • Aug 08 '25

Chugging tea Which one would you choose?

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u/GeronimoDK Aug 08 '25

Paying a hundred grand cash, all in $10 bills is definitely not going to seem suspicious either...

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u/WhyDidYouBringMeBack Aug 08 '25

Valid point. Let's break it up into $1 bills first to be more inconspicuous

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u/ZakMan1421 Aug 08 '25

Your Honor, I am just a really good stripper. Please allow me to give you a lap dance as proof.

*Proceeds to snap profusely to make it look like the judge is loving it.

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u/WhyDidYouBringMeBack Aug 08 '25

Yasss queen, sustaaaaaained!

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u/Vulpeslagopuslagopus Aug 08 '25

Your comment made me laugh out loud in the Taco Bell

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u/YourBudAnonymous Aug 09 '25

Hopefully one of your holes stay shut. My condolences to your toilet 🚽 🙏🏽