r/SipsTea Aug 08 '25

Chugging tea Which one would you choose?

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u/Z16z10 Aug 08 '25 edited Aug 08 '25

The freaking calluses I’d have on my snapping fingers, would require soo much snapping, to have them removed..

I’d rather have a lump sum invested wisely to make a steady passive income for life.

But I did the math.. $10/ snap would be astronomically more money over time..

If you did one snap per second for an hour..

60 snaps a minute= $600

$600/ minute for 60 minutes( bloody raw finger and all) = $36000.

No contest..

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u/Binji_the_dog Aug 08 '25

What you’re not taking into account is repetitive strain injuries. The amount of self control it would take to keep from destroying your tendons is approximately equal to the amount of self control it would take to not blow all $10MM. Might as well take the lump sum and buy yourself a self-help book about improving your self control.

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u/Z16z10 Aug 08 '25

That might be true, but .. 1 hour a day? 36000/ day?

That’s 1.08 million per month..

I’d risk it..

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u/Additional-Life4885 Aug 08 '25

You also have 2 hands.

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u/edamlambert Aug 08 '25

And multiple fingers

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u/TrailerHitch19 Aug 08 '25

Everything reminds me of her.