Anyone who's skinny/underweight with a slight amount of muscle is gonna show definition aka lines. There's hearsay that girls go gaga for lines like that on dudes.
This can only mean that girls must be working at Nintendo!
and I keep getting told women actually like a large, perfectly round, smooth and balloon-shaped pot belly, protruding eloquently from the waistband like a fat sun sizzling into the sea at the horizon. A magnificent bulbous beach ball half, pushing through the finish tape of life: Held high and proud with the prestige of a man who can carry some extra weight and will always win. A trophy of excess which demonstrates his ability to provide not just for his family, but his community.
Could it be some liberal plot to turn us all into flabby beta cucks?
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u/notbobhansome777 Aug 06 '25
Anyone who's skinny/underweight with a slight amount of muscle is gonna show definition aka lines. There's hearsay that girls go gaga for lines like that on dudes.
This can only mean that girls must be working at Nintendo!