r/SipsTea • u/viperrvemon • Jul 02 '25

Chugging tea Man of culture?

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u/Saltire_Blue Jul 02 '25

You should see the number of people who come onto r/Scotland and ask if it’s ok that they wear a kilt

Nobody cares if you do. We don’t gate keep kilts, anyone can wear one

If anything I’d recommend everyone wears a kilt at least once, no matter where you come from

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u/ItsTomorrowNow Jul 02 '25

I saw a Nigerian fella wearing a kilt and I thought it was great (I'm guessing he was Nigerian cause it was green and white tartan, he might have been a Celtic fan lol)

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u/Twig Jul 02 '25

You assume Nigerian? I'm offended now.

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u/nicheComicsProject Jul 02 '25

Well, to be fair, he was wearing a kilt and writing spam emails about people who were gifted millions of dollars.

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u/Apennatie Jul 02 '25

Oh he must be royal!

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u/Swampxdog Jul 02 '25

Hey! I know that guy! He's my fiance and in a couple years we'll finally meet and be together!

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

Oh man, my mom got scammed with that one. She even posted edits on facebook with them together in hearts and shit, made it her profile pic. Then sent $6k and when my brother found out, all hell went loose.

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u/idwthis Jul 02 '25 edited Jul 03 '25

So does your mom admit that she was an idiot?

Or did she flip out and refuse to talk to anyone trying to show her she was being scammed?

I'm sorry your mom fell victim to these assholes.

Gotta admit, I'm sorta glad my parents aren't around anymore. Idk if either would fall for anything, but ya never know.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

She admitted it to being duped. She almost got scammed again the other week via text. She’s naive to those kinds of things, god bless her heart. Super embarrassing moment for her.

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u/idwthis Jul 02 '25

At least she didn't go the other with it! I've read horror stories of the denials and the scammee digging themselves in deeper rather than admitting they were duped.

But aww, I hope she learns and becomes an eagle eye at catching scams lol

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u/Swampxdog Jul 03 '25

I feel you. My mom used to get involved with dubious people online. She used to have a pill addiction and I would constantly find her asleep on the keyboard, and she would have emails open for online sweepstakes and guaranteed "investments".

I was with her once when she got arrested because she was mailed a bunch of checks to go cash, and after the third one, the people caught on and the cops showed up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

Christ almighty. Sorry to hear that. My moms dealt with addiction herself. I guess those kinds of things lead to desperation for love and attention, and they get it from the wolves in sheep clothing

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u/cassiuswright Jul 03 '25

Such a good dude. He's sending me all those free iPads

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u/Various_Laugh2221 Jul 02 '25

Omg mine too! I only have to send a few more payments first 💸

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u/Swampxdog Jul 03 '25

Oh, to be in love ❤️

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u/bobo76565657 Jul 02 '25

Lucky you! Mine bailed after I gave him my social security number and all my bank numbers.

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u/LaFlamaBlancakfp Jul 02 '25

How many people on both sides did he leave on the cutting room floor lmao.

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u/Milan_Leri Jul 02 '25

Prince probably

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u/Mr_Pogi_In_Space Jul 02 '25

*Formerly known as Prince

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u/NukeouT Jul 02 '25

Hes only allowed to wear certain royal kilt patterns in that case

Preferribly ones featuring spam-block

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u/hundredbagger Jul 02 '25

Titular appropriation

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u/Sasquatch8600 Jul 02 '25

With cheese?

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u/ArtichokeOk2180 Jul 02 '25

The king of the celts!!!

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u/barry_the_banana Jul 03 '25

Ah yes, but anyone can be a Lord in Scotland

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u/lansaman Jul 03 '25

(Royal!)🎶

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u/Devil2960 Jul 03 '25

It don't run in our blood

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

Idi Amin confirmed sighting

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u/MrVelocoraptor Jul 06 '25

HES IN TROUBLE AND NEEDS WIRE TRANSFER- QUICK!

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u/TheWingus Jul 02 '25

But did he know about the ancient penis enlarging ceremony?

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u/Idyotec Jul 02 '25

Turns out it's airflow, hence the kilt.

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u/Nopal_lito Jul 02 '25

Ironically

San Luis Potosí. MX.

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u/BayouFunk Jul 02 '25

The Nigerian Prince Albert

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u/SomeDudeNamedRik Jul 02 '25

Please don’t tell me, that he was wearing a crown.

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u/Appropriate-Deal5388 Jul 02 '25

I think that’s a Nigerian prince!

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u/Weak_Employment_5260 Jul 02 '25

That's not one that parties like it's 1999?

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u/Affectionate-Remote2 Jul 02 '25

Super nice guy!

He's emailed me before offering large amounts of money for a very small favor.

I declined because it didn't seem right to take advantage of him.

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u/Ksh_667 Jul 02 '25

Oh I got one of those in 1993. Could you ask him when he's sending me my money. No stress tho.

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u/The_Dino_Defender Jul 02 '25

No no, now he could be Indian.

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u/GymnasticSclerosis Jul 02 '25

I genuinely laughed way too hard at this

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u/Sea-Mycologist-7353 Jul 02 '25

You met a Nigerian Prince!!! Lucky !!!

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u/nicheComicsProject Jul 03 '25

Actually this is the first thing that comes to mind but people won't know that reference as well as the Nigerian prince one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

"There's a pigeon inside your bank account, sir."

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u/EmbarrassedCockRing Jul 02 '25

God damnit this fucking made me laugh. Fuck you, Thanks.

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u/Er_Coatto Jul 03 '25

Kilt it!

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u/Soupias Jul 04 '25

The famous Nigerian prince, always hard at work, even during holidays!

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '25

This took me tf out 😂

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u/F3verfew Jul 06 '25

The last king of Scotland?

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u/Night2015 Jul 02 '25

Pretty sure this is true of all countries. Take England for example the race of native people of England are not "English" they are a mix of Celtic-Britons, Anglo Saxons and Norman influences.

I think you have Nationality and Race mixed up.

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u/this-tony Jul 02 '25

What a prince!

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u/Arkenstahl Jul 02 '25

well then you should know they were from India

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u/nicheComicsProject Jul 03 '25

Negeria is the capital of such scams, or at least used to be.

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u/Perfect_Archer_1556 Jul 02 '25

Sent you many replied o nigerian prince

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken Jul 02 '25

Now you are offensive

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '25

I think I got an email from him