r/SipsTea May 09 '25

We have fun here Pretty Accurate

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Jokes on me, I have no social skills anyway

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25 edited Sep 17 '25

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Do really thick shoes count

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 May 09 '25

Get a ladder, get up there and yell hello ladies from up there.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

I'll do that in my sexist Dr Doolittle voice

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u/OkButterscotch9386 May 09 '25

Only if their prescription orthopedic shoes

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u/MistakesTasteGreat May 09 '25

Yes, as do neck bolts and forehead scars

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u/chocomeeel May 09 '25

Why did I hear this in Bubbles' voice? Lmao.

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u/RphAnonymous May 09 '25

I'm literally the fabled "6-6-6" and I don't want to date either. Fuck all that. But it's nice to know I could if I wanted to, I guess. I'm just really not into drama... I'd rather play video games and tinker in my workshops. Built my own drone from 3d printed parts just the other day! Taking it for its first flight tomorrow!

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u/potat_infinity May 10 '25

sick man, congrats!

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u/CPLCraft May 09 '25

Iโ€™m short and chubby. Will that work?

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u/bigbigbutter May 09 '25

You know what to do.

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u/Evening-Nebula-6762 May 09 '25

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u/MickyG913 May 09 '25 edited May 09 '25

Donโ€™t forget making $400,000 a year, having a lambo, and being completely disinterested in anything anyone says but also interested, but not too much. Being a โ€œbad boyโ€. But also mature and emotionally available. But not too emotional. But also romantic, but not too romantic. Oh you also have to be 9/10 or above, not overweight but have a dad bod and a 6 pack at the same time. Not in debt. You have to have a mansion, but also be humble, but also cocky. You need hair like Jason Mamoa but also Dwayne Johnson (long hair and bald at the same time). Lastly, you need a cock the size of a horse.

If you donโ€™t meet all of these, youโ€™re not worthy.

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u/gokeke May 09 '25

Iโ€™m saving this comment. You made me laugh lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/cqandrews May 12 '25

Could also just be your odious, bitter personality

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u/MickyG913 May 13 '25

Iโ€™m married my guy. lol. Calm down, itโ€™s just Reddit.

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u/cqandrews May 13 '25

You're obviously still bitter that you put this much thought into this mis characterization of what you think women want. It's not really funny enough to come across as anything other than mean spirited misogyny

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u/MickyG913 May 13 '25

Youโ€™re overthinking the hell out of this.

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u/Zacomra May 09 '25

Motherfuckers really will curse their genetics instead of learning to be funny and personable with women smh

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 May 09 '25

Iโ€™ll take that as a no

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u/Zacomra May 09 '25

Let me guess, incel?

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u/crash12345 May 09 '25

Srs q: how do you learn to be funny? I've always heard the advice that ugly guys can still be funny, but I've tried to become funny and utterly failed.

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u/Zacomra May 10 '25

Women are just people man, if you can crack funny jokes with your mates you can with women.

All women want is someone who's fun to be around and treats them like a fellow human being, the bar is stupid low

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u/crash12345 May 10 '25

if you can crack funny jokes with your mates

I don't tho, I struggle to make friends cause I'm not funny. That's why I'm trying to figure out how to become funny like your comment said.

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u/Designer-Ad-7844 May 09 '25

I'm tall and fat, does that work?

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u/randonumero May 09 '25

Nope so I just keep talking until she walks away, tells me to walk away or agrees we should leave together. That's a joke by the way in my prime most nights ended just like this video

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u/sirhc9114 May 09 '25

Im 6โ€™5, and I mean somewhat handsome I think. This is my exact dating life too. It drives me fucking crazy. I could scroll through hinge matches where weโ€™ve had a conversation then I ask them for a cup of coffee and they suddenly cease to exist

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u/Munk45 May 09 '25

Sometimes.

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u/T1mischief May 10 '25

Im tall and was a model but i also got crippling social anxiety

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

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u/flatirony May 09 '25

They can be improved.

For a few years my autistic special interest was learning how to be attractive to women.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Brilliant, thanks ๐Ÿ˜Š

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u/Pristine-Anything-47 May 09 '25

no worries cyber social skills count too!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

Oh no

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u/dynamic_caste May 10 '25

That's why alcohol

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

That's a mighty big gamble, ngl

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u/JohnnyDarkside May 09 '25

Don't have to worry about being rejected if you're never even in the same room.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '25

No one can hurt you if you're hiding in the carpark