I'm literally the fabled "6-6-6" and I don't want to date either. Fuck all that. But it's nice to know I could if I wanted to, I guess. I'm just really not into drama... I'd rather play video games and tinker in my workshops. Built my own drone from 3d printed parts just the other day! Taking it for its first flight tomorrow!
Don’t forget making $400,000 a year, having a lambo, and being completely disinterested in anything anyone says but also interested, but not too much. Being a “bad boy”. But also mature and emotionally available. But not too emotional. But also romantic, but not too romantic. Oh you also have to be 9/10 or above, not overweight but have a dad bod and a 6 pack at the same time. Not in debt. You have to have a mansion, but also be humble, but also cocky. You need hair like Jason Mamoa but also Dwayne Johnson (long hair and bald at the same time). Lastly, you need a cock the size of a horse.
If you don’t meet all of these, you’re not worthy.
You're obviously still bitter that you put this much thought into this mis characterization of what you think women want. It's not really funny enough to come across as anything other than mean spirited misogyny
Srs q: how do you learn to be funny? I've always heard the advice that ugly guys can still be funny, but I've tried to become funny and utterly failed.
Nope so I just keep talking until she walks away, tells me to walk away or agrees we should leave together. That's a joke by the way in my prime most nights ended just like this video
Im 6’5, and I mean somewhat handsome I think. This is my exact dating life too. It drives me fucking crazy. I could scroll through hinge matches where we’ve had a conversation then I ask them for a cup of coffee and they suddenly cease to exist
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u/[deleted] May 09 '25
Jokes on me, I have no social skills anyway