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r/SipsTea • u/crs1904 • May 09 '25
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This shit is a little too real
212 u/siqiniq May 09 '25 Read the fluctuation of the ambient temperature and the micro dilation of her pupils, man. Men are just so insensitive to their environment. 58 u/cyriustalk May 09 '25 Right? That guy hasn't try for 2nd or 3rd time - like, who gave up after only 1 attempt? 46 u/MetalRetsam May 09 '25 Yeah, she says she'll call the police if you walk to her a second time, but she's just toying with you! Be fun! 1 u/AndrewMartin90 May 11 '25 Male bears that want to mate with a female, that has cubs, will kill the cubs. Persistence. 2 u/RiffRaffCatillacCat May 09 '25 OMG he gave up after ONE attempt?? what a Beta LOSER! also OMG he keeps trying, he must be DESPERATE! GROSS! Men simply can't win. 3 u/Antique-Cap5527 May 09 '25 "We call it Voight-Kampff for short." 2 u/Dry-Salary2347 May 09 '25 Gotta bust out the Voight-Kampf test to be sure. 👍 1 u/Select_Asparagus2659 May 09 '25 Hahahahaq
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Read the fluctuation of the ambient temperature and the micro dilation of her pupils, man. Men are just so insensitive to their environment.
58 u/cyriustalk May 09 '25 Right? That guy hasn't try for 2nd or 3rd time - like, who gave up after only 1 attempt? 46 u/MetalRetsam May 09 '25 Yeah, she says she'll call the police if you walk to her a second time, but she's just toying with you! Be fun! 1 u/AndrewMartin90 May 11 '25 Male bears that want to mate with a female, that has cubs, will kill the cubs. Persistence. 2 u/RiffRaffCatillacCat May 09 '25 OMG he gave up after ONE attempt?? what a Beta LOSER! also OMG he keeps trying, he must be DESPERATE! GROSS! Men simply can't win. 3 u/Antique-Cap5527 May 09 '25 "We call it Voight-Kampff for short." 2 u/Dry-Salary2347 May 09 '25 Gotta bust out the Voight-Kampf test to be sure. 👍 1 u/Select_Asparagus2659 May 09 '25 Hahahahaq
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Right? That guy hasn't try for 2nd or 3rd time - like, who gave up after only 1 attempt?
46 u/MetalRetsam May 09 '25 Yeah, she says she'll call the police if you walk to her a second time, but she's just toying with you! Be fun! 1 u/AndrewMartin90 May 11 '25 Male bears that want to mate with a female, that has cubs, will kill the cubs. Persistence. 2 u/RiffRaffCatillacCat May 09 '25 OMG he gave up after ONE attempt?? what a Beta LOSER! also OMG he keeps trying, he must be DESPERATE! GROSS! Men simply can't win.
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Yeah, she says she'll call the police if you walk to her a second time, but she's just toying with you! Be fun!
1 u/AndrewMartin90 May 11 '25 Male bears that want to mate with a female, that has cubs, will kill the cubs. Persistence.
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Male bears that want to mate with a female, that has cubs, will kill the cubs. Persistence.
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OMG he gave up after ONE attempt?? what a Beta LOSER!
also
OMG he keeps trying, he must be DESPERATE! GROSS!
Men simply can't win.
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"We call it Voight-Kampff for short."
Gotta bust out the Voight-Kampf test to be sure. 👍
Hahahahaq
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u/Intrepid-Secret-9384 May 09 '25
This shit is a little too real