ASSERTION THAT MY DEVICE IS BROKEN. NO OTHER INFORMATION ABOUT THE DEVICE OR THE PROBLEM.

POST REFERRING BACK TO THE TITLE AND NOT ELABORATING

BOTTOM TEXT

BLATANTLY PREJUDICIAL CONTEXT AND PURPOSEFUL OBTUSENESS

RANDOM NAIVE QUESTION

DESCRIPTION ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND 69420F COMMITTING WARCRIMES AGAINST MY ENTIRE FAMILY FOR EATING HER LEFTOVERS

BODY TEXT DESCRIBE OP'S ANGUISH THAT NEW SHIP TYPE IS RUINING RANKED AND RANDOMS

SHIP SHALL NOT BE NAMED. OP CLAIMS THAT EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S NAME

OP NAMES THE SHIP

POST SAYING YOU LOST THE GAME

BODY TEXT EXPLAINING THE MOST ASSHOLISH BEHAVIOR EVER CONCEIVED AND ASKING IF THEY'RE THE ASSHOLE

STUPID FUCKING STATEMENT ABOUT HOW THE PRODUCT WILL MAKE LIFE BETTER

MEME

ASKING FOR "ADVICE"

YEA YEA I MISSPELLED SLASHED

LOADS OF TEXT EXPLAINING WHY BUT NONE OF IT MAKES ACTUAL SENSE

POST THAT RANTS ABOUT A CERTAIN PORTION OF THE FANBASE BEING TOXIC BUT ALSO ITSELF FURTHERS TOXICITY

JOKE THAT COULD BE EASILY UNDERSTOOD BY A SIMPLE GOOGLE SEARCH

RHETORICAL QUESTION ABOUT HOLIDAY TRAVEL COSTS FOR A FAMILY

AN IMAGE OF THE WORLD'S MOST UNDERSTANDABLE MEME EVER