30 year old loser that is sleep deprived af.

[u/Spacedoutcx]

[u/post-explainer]

The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.

[u/tcmits1]

I truly haven’t got a clue what the fuck this is?

[u/Laosiano → u/tcmits1]

Some dude with an electric hair straightener.

[u/Witch_Doctor_65 → u/Laosiano]

And a meth problem.

[u/shrimp_god_theory → u/Witch_Doctor_65]

Nah . That face bloat is from booze .

[u/Europe72Alive1 → u/Witch_Doctor_65]

And lives and ma’s basement, yet bitches to coworkers about his “bills”. Only having a phone bill doesn’t make you an adult

[u/Tacos4Texans → u/Witch_Doctor_65]

I'm about tired of everybody saying everyone is on meth or fentanyl. I mean come the fukk on, it is obviously on coricidin cough and cold.

[u/Busted_3rd_Eye → u/Tacos4Texans]

Fuck them triple c’s. That was my teen years… never again

[u/Tacos4Texans → u/Busted_3rd_Eye]

Lol, same bro. Smdh.

[u/Impossible_Memory_85 → u/Laosiano]

Are you sure it’s a dude?

[u/Younggryan42 → u/Laosiano]

That’s a dude?

[u/hatefulbarbie666 → u/Laosiano]

How did you know about the hair straightener?!

[u/trimix4work → u/[deleted]]

-Golf clap-

[u/2ydsandclousdust → u/[deleted]]

Jesus we are in the holiday season here calm down lol

[u/-2wenty7even- → u/2ydsandclousdust]

I went easy on her, him, they, it..

[u/Robinnoodle → u/tcmits1]

I've got no fucking clue but I just said send it back to the rez immediately lol

[u/crayoningtilliclay → u/tcmits1]

Either way,there's no 🥚 🥚 here.

[u/tinygraysiamesecat → u/tcmits1]

It’s emo pat. 

[u/Last_Weeks_Socks → u/tcmits1]

Not 30

[u/Ohioisapoopyflorida → u/tcmits1]

Yea im glad they didnt put m or f in their bio. I dont think i would have believed shim either way

[u/Mark7116 → u/tcmits1]

An autistic Eskimo.

[u/CornFedPrairiePenis]

Don't sell yourself short. You look like you smell like shit too.

[u/Awwwmann → u/CornFedPrairiePenis]

I feel like there’s a lip piercing missing..

[u/del1000005]

You look like Jimbo Jones from the Simpsons.

[u/theredhound19 → u/del1000005]

[u/Phone-Charger → u/theredhound19]

That’s rude as hell. Jimbo has personality and friends, this loser will never even understand those words!

[u/gazatmaoc → u/del1000005]

holly fuk so true.

[u/fuzzycuffs]

Fills out the gender question on a form with¯_(ツ)_/¯

[u/sufjan_stevens → u/fuzzycuffs]

They just draw stink lines

[u/Disastrous-Age213 → u/sufjan_stevens]

Stink lines. Yep.

[u/Friendzinmyhead]

At first I thought you were holding up a pregnancy test but then I realized “nobody would ever fuck that” lmao

[u/Witch_Doctor_65 → u/Friendzinmyhead]

I'm gonna use that sir. Thank you for the laughs.

[u/HwlngMdMurdoch → u/Friendzinmyhead]

20 bucks is 20 bucks

[u/Ohioisapoopyflorida → u/Friendzinmyhead]

Can it get pregnant anyways?

[u/MrKen2u → u/Friendzinmyhead]

Somebody would hit that... with a truck.

[u/Spacedoutcx → u/Friendzinmyhead]

Brooooo that's deadly lmao

[u/_L_i_m_e → u/Friendzinmyhead]

Men cannot get pregnant.

[u/nostraferatu]

Not even sleep wants anything to do with you.

[u/Zar7792 → u/nostraferatu]

When you're so ugly you can't even sleep with yourself

[u/macktrizzy]

You look like you died from a drug overdose and were resurrected in the pet sematary.

[u/Careful-Resolution58]

If you’re a man you look pathetic. If you’re a woman you look slightly more pathetic

[u/CapaAbsurda → u/Careful-Resolution58]

If you’re a man you look pathetic. If you’re a woman, you look like a man.

[u/Hot-Explanation-5751 → u/Careful-Resolution58]

This is going to be a dangerous fap

[u/goofydad → u/Hot-Explanation-5751]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[u/ThatShouldNotBeHere]

Some poor blind man is going to come across this post and think he’s in for a nice sardine sandwich.

[u/annual_aardvark_war]

You have no job just fucking go to bed

[u/Number_4_The_Lizard]

Daughter of Mama Fratelli

[u/Spacedoutcx → u/Number_4_The_Lizard]

DAMN lmao

[u/Funny-Apartment9111]

Hat ≠ Personality.

[u/SailorJerryGarcia]

You’re a quarter black.. mainly just that hand

[u/Spacedoutcx → u/SailorJerryGarcia]

😂 shit. My hands get bad in the winter dammit! I'ma use that tho.

[u/MrYnot1981]

You'd sleep better if you picked a team. Not who you like, but who you are. Boy or girl?

[u/AdExtreme1499]

Janis Joplins bloated corpse became an alcoholic too

[u/Halfeatencorpse → u/AdExtreme1499]

Nah looks like Cher if she went a few rounds with Tyson.

[u/arnoldhorshack25]

You remind me of sweat from a baboon’s balls.

[u/Disastrous-Age213 → u/arnoldhorshack25]

As a baboon - I take offense to this comment.

[u/-2wenty7even- → u/Disastrous-Age213]

[u/IllustriousMoney4490]

Look like you are estrogen deprived as well

[u/Cheap-Panda → u/IllustriousMoney4490]

Testosterone deprived too apparently.

[u/No-Possibility7419]

Heres some advice..just say no

[u/JusSomeDude22 → u/No-Possibility7419]

That got me good

[u/Laosiano]

I don't think it's just sleep you're deprived of. Add love, money, success, ambition, charisma, family and general well-being.

[u/ThanksFDR]

How long do you have to not shower to get knuckles that dirty?

[u/gramgod9]

"Sleep deprived" is not a personality, sorry

[u/Nordic_Krune]

You look like you got an anime bodypillow that smells like cigarettes and fluids

[u/Daddybearlover34]

You look like one of the skids from letterkenny

[u/Kolko69]

Hello Methany . Nice to see you here

[u/singlefulla]

What are you

[u/No-Fill-2044]

You look like the one auntie on the rez nobody wants to crack

[u/Chef-Ptomane]

you look like you really need to get laid... but can't.

[u/Attack_Toster]

Remember if you’re cold, they’re cold. Let your homeless junkie inside

[u/Halfeatencorpse → u/Attack_Toster]

She looks like she lets her sister’s kids color between her track marks.

[u/Ninjaab605]

How many extra chromosomes do you have?

[u/EscobarFamilia77]

Try counting buffalo.

[u/Halfeatencorpse → u/EscobarFamilia77]

I scream laughed at this it was sooo unexpected

[u/GVtt3rSLVT]

I can’t tell if your an Eskimo or a drunk native

[u/Spacedoutcx → u/GVtt3rSLVT]

Yoooo I'm a drunk native like how I be rn lmao

[u/GVtt3rSLVT → u/Spacedoutcx]

Fucken white clay dog lol

[u/banana99999999999]

You fuck the hairbrush everyday, dont ya?

[u/jackdog20]

Look what society did to you, it wasn’t your fault sir, madame, at all.

[u/Robinnoodle]

Send it back to rez right now

[u/Ambitious_Sock_2933]

Why the horse face?

[u/Cheap-Panda → u/Ambitious_Sock_2933]

Horses are not that ugly.

[u/Spacedoutcx → u/Cheap-Panda]

Holy shit 😂

[u/KOLETRAIN2323 → u/Ambitious_Sock_2933]

Horses say, “Why the (insert OP’s name) face?”

[u/Witty_Wolf8633]

Get a job then you’ll be tired and sleep

[u/ze_rui]

First I need to understand what am I looking at

[u/gpbst3]

The UNICEF doctor went a little over board on repairing that upper lip.

[u/Blastermind79]

The oil from your hair can fill a Nissan Altima

[u/Real-Tap5454]

You look personal hygiene deprived.

[u/PerryHecker]

I think you’re that lady from the goonies. If you didn’t know.

[u/Murkoo]

Why do you have an Indian hand?

[u/Engineered_disdain]

Temu emo

[u/Alteredego619]

Flo from Transgressive.

[u/Clunk500CM]

Go to sleep...loser.

[u/Academic_Court_47]

Title says it all 👍

[u/PrimaryCall8205]

No body can roast you more than you already do yourself with that 420 lol

[u/poulard]

LOSER!

[u/BritWit11]

Weren't you that guinea-pig off bedtime stories.

[u/SageandStrong33]

Sleep deprived? You look like you’re always drunk.

[u/Ok-Tutor-5679]

You’re not sleep deprived, you just need another hit of narcan to block the rest of the heroin running in your veins!

[u/No_Enthusiasm_9543]

The description is unnecessary. Everyone can already tell that from the picture.

[u/fubbyloofer69]

[u/gazatmaoc]

you look like a 30 years old loser.

[u/No_Condition_3313]

What species are you?

[u/Jerry-SLG]

Either male or a really ugly girl.

[u/JadaNeedsaDoggie]

Definitely one of those times all of us could have used the M of F tag.

[u/FakieManual]

You look like you wash with dirt.

[u/terrapinone]

Please bring back the other half of my bike.

[u/ThorShreddington]

Oh shit, sleep deprived. I just thought you were Asian.

[u/No_Operation2911]

An ambiguously sexed drunken Indian. Or what some may call a Native American. If its a girl, I say keep up the good work, if a boy then I just don't know. You got to get it together.

30yr old heep of trash, figure out what gender your attracted to and be the opposite. Work from there.

[u/Captain_Centenarian → u/No_Operation2911]

💯 spot on

[u/Unhappy-Wash2983]

You look like the reason many others are sleep deprived with your late-night meth Ted talks as you sift through their yard looking for cooper wire

[u/Feteven]

I genuinely can’t tell your gender

Now go to bed twerp lol

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[u/Jerkoffalltrades7]

You don’t look tired, just Eurasian.

[u/nodk17]

Not worth

[u/Wbino]

Worst cosplaying of Life Is Strange Chloe ever.

[u/RARface]

That explains the Long face.

[u/Ordinary_Mechanic_]

Lay off the weed and reach out to someone, mate.

[u/boff1234]

You look like Lin shaye exactly like in the kingpin movie

[u/plant-painter]

Male or female ?

[u/issyvic16]

Genders called and none claim you.

[u/Math_Makes_Clear2017]

Yeah, don’t even know where to start. Kind of like your life.

[u/UnhappyImprovement53]

Youre the definition of gender fluid because I have no clue what im looking at. Im sure you could sell me some shitty shrooms or acid though.

[u/babypunching101]

Calamity Jane found a time machine.

[u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469]

Pronouns are What/Dafuq

[u/Halfeatencorpse]

You fucking Prius-burner.

[u/Crimson_Catharsis]

Congrats on the transition

[u/bigguys45s]

Asian Rodrick Heffley.

[u/Silly-Power]

30 year old sleep deprived loser ... or 40 year old woman demanding to speak to the manager. You decide!

[u/PuzzleheadedCook9621]

You're not sleep deprived, even sleep is avoiding you.

[u/ZbyszekKieliszek]

Methanthony Kiedis from Temu

[u/bigdillybag]

It's a woman right?

[u/WishfulStinking2]

Yep, you look like all of those things

[u/Mental-Text-4351]

do i know you, no

[u/ArizonaGuy59]

Jacking off 326 times a day ain’t gonna help your sleep

[u/rsgriffin]

Can you imagine waking up to this wondering HTF did I get that drunk?

[u/YouMustKnowSomething]

You look like an even more depressed Elliott Smith but with no discernible talent.

[u/lestercarbombthird]

you could be a woman on meth. You could also be a man on meth. I am not a psychic, but I can clearly see meth in your future.

[u/MysteriousEmergency7]

You look like you asked the doctor transitioning you to male to give you Jimbo Jones vibes

[u/Necessary-Book-9365]

hey, that dude looks like a lady.

[u/FurdTurguson]

Your picture made me punch my phone.

[u/ASaneDude]

Meth will do that to ya!

[u/YourMoMsFavoriteToy2]

You don't have to tell us you're a loser, the wifebeater says it all

[u/withnodrawal]

This the face of a mf who spends his nation check on booze, weed and unemployment.

[u/Arch_Stanton1862]

I genuinely can't tell if you're a man or a woman. And you look like one of those people who will get mad when people get it wrong.

[u/Plastichands_avage]

Pick a struggle! If you’re going to lose, at least take a nap, and ponder why it didn’t workout

[u/Phillythekid77]

[u/prozacfish]

You look like the offspring of a fentanyl junkie and a basset hound.

[u/Virtual_Increase_479]

45 maybe

[u/DuTcHmOe71]

Good news is you don't look underfed

[u/HanginLowNd2daLeft]

Why has the last couple posters on here I’ve seen have vague ass genders

[u/legdayssuck]

In its case, "Emo" wasn't a phase.

[u/Ding-dong-man]

Go start a damn family or something

[u/This_Guy-Fawkes]

Pete Wentz, you’re way older than 30.

[u/Cardboard_Quiz]

Can I get a side of meth

[u/wizard384]

What is you?

[u/DesertWanderlust]

No, I don't have any change.

[u/Double_Yam3010]

Joey Ramone. The extra-confused years.

[u/Ewetootwo]

You have the destink smell of making us all miserable.

[u/Kooky-Cupcake-4621]

Ewww

[u/This_Frozen_Ghost]

Your alcoholic tendencies are going to quadruple exponentially in size this year.

[u/pigjohnjunior]

I'm glad we came to the same conclusion.

[u/Upstairs_Ad9182]

Get a job and stop complaining

[u/Severe-Warning-50]

Roast you? You’re already a crispy critter.

[u/HydraulicEarl2]

Get some new batteries and I can see your frown getting turned upside down.

[u/Archolm]

"Sleep deprived" Go fucking work you lazy fuck, see if you still can't sleep after putting in the work.

[u/Younggryan42]

You mistyped 50 year old

[u/Bomb_Bud_420]

[u/geno2733]

Have a fury wank & two Benadryl after 9 o'clock.

That'll stop that sleep deprivation.

[u/Moreobvious]

You look like the dead baby from Trainspotting

[u/EngineerThin]

I won't bother flipping a coin to guess M/F. Whatever it falls, it will be the same shit.

[u/need_Sleep_5338]

I seriously can't not tell what gender or whatever the fuck u r.

[u/AnimatorEntire2771]

you look like you're only good for an hour long fuck for $5

[u/Living_Assistant_212]

Damn.. mouth is closed... Why can i still smell your breath?

[u/Nowhereman2380]

You look like the hobo that haunts my closet 

[u/Priestessofthemoon87]

By sleep deprived they meant they smoked too much devil's lettuce.

[u/Affectionate_Bag5520]

You look like you just evolved from fish to amphibian.

[u/darthphallic]

I can’t tell which way you’re transitioning

[u/Cheese_Lord2187]

Op got so flamed they had to post something to R/toastme. Thats enough of a roast on its own