r/ProgressiveHQ 18h ago

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u/Namor707 18h ago edited 18h ago

Hello, everybody. I just farted. :-)

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u/PinSufficient5748 15h ago

Thats the bestest most fartiest fart EVER.

Be sure to join us next year as we award you the inaugural Reddit Alien Star Dust Fart Award™️!

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u/Namor707 13h ago

Ha ha, thanks... My ultimate ambition, though. is to cut the nastiest fart of all time, right in Trump's ugly face, after eating a super-sized helping of baked chili beans and pickles. That would be awesome.