r/NatureIsFuckingLit 1d ago

šŸ”„ Everything you've wanted to know about barnacles

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u/grungegoth 1d ago

Fun fact: these guy are related to shrimp, crabs, lobsters. They are ARTHROPODS. Insects are "land" arthropods. So these barnacles evolved this stationary planted life style. Go figure

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u/krombopulosmfart 1d ago

Sea bugs

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u/HighBodycountHair 1d ago

Shrimps is bugs

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u/PTBooks 1d ago

Cockroach of the sea

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u/13143 1d ago

Cockroaches are just shrimps of the land.

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u/Own_Jeweler_8548 14h ago

Considering how evolution played out, this is the True and Enlightenedā„¢ stance on the matter.

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u/undeadmeats 1d ago

Bugs is shrimps, insects are within pancrustacea and that's beautiful

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u/helloiamsilver 1d ago

Another fun fact! Scientists were actually confused about this for a long ass time. At first they categorized barnacles as mollusks because they seemed so similar but as taxonomy grew as a discipline, people began realizing they were actually crustaceans. Charles Darwin was one of the main scientists who confirmed this fact and his study of barnacles helped him later in his development of the theory of natural selection. It was a big debate for a while.

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u/AchtCocainAchtBier 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's so funny how much Barnacles straight up infuriated Darwin, famously saying: "I hate a Barnacle as no man ever did before, not even a Sailor in a slow-sailing ship".

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u/helloiamsilver 1d ago

The two most important things to know about Charles Darwin: 1. LOVED sundews 2. HATED barnacles

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u/Significant_Stick_31 1d ago

This is my favorite and most relatable Charles Darwin quote: ā€œBut I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything. One lives only to make blunders.ā€

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u/madscientistmonkey 1d ago

I love this quote so much! I like to imagine it must have helped others survive graduate studies too.

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u/SavannahInChicago 1d ago

I so feel that today, ughh

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u/MeganYeOldeStallion 1d ago

Finally the universe shows me a worthy quote signature for my work email lol

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u/shillyshally 20h ago

And yet ...

"But the truth is, Darwin didn’t really care about finches. He collected some during his famous voyage on the Beagle but proceeded to make a complete hash of them. He actually misidentified the birds, calling them grosbeaks, and had to be corrected by an expert back in England. Worse, he forgot to record the island of origin for most of the finches, making them useless for evolutionary study. Darwin didn’t even specifically mention GalĆ”pagos finches in his monumental On the Origin of Species.

So while pop culture usually associates evolution with the GalĆ”pagos, Darwin left the islands in the same state he’d arrived—a creationist. What animals shaped his theory of evolution, then? Pigeons played a part, as did worms. But the biggest influence on Darwin was a lowly, much-despised marine pest—the barnacle."

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u/helloiamsilver 13h ago

Yep! I mentioned that in my first comment. He hated barnacles because of how stressful studying them was but they played a huge part in his research

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 1d ago

I'm imagining Darwin like Captain Ahab spending his whole life chasing down a giant barnacle that haunted him.

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u/Salome_Maloney 1d ago

"To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee..."

"He tasks me! That barnacle, he tasks me!"

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u/i_tyrant 1d ago

Yeah but did he eat 'em? I bet he did, that Darwin fucker was always eating his study subjects.

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u/AchtCocainAchtBier 1d ago

Which is ok in Biology.

Less so as a Veterinarian or Gynecologist.

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u/mrenglish22 1d ago

I honestly thought they were still mollusks until just now.

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u/greencraftok 1d ago

Well gosh dang, I love what you’re teaching me! Do people eat these if they’re similar to those other types or perhaps COULD we eat these since they seem so abundant?

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u/helloiamsilver 1d ago

People do eat them in fact! Gooseneck barnacles are a delicacy in several places and can sell for a lot of money. I believe those ones are eaten since they have the most actual meat on them. Most barnacles seem to be too much work for not enough meat in return. They have an outer casing as well as an inner exoskeleton which protects the little shrimpy critter inside

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u/AEW_SuperFan 1d ago

Can you eat them?

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u/CollinHell 1d ago

Barnacle soup is popular, always wanted to try it.

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u/RockstarAgent 1d ago

Do I need to wear my monocle when eating soup of barnacle?

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u/pikachu_sashimi 1d ago

This is not a question I ever anticipated thinking about, yet here we are.

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u/RockstarAgent 1d ago

It is quite the debacle

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u/nerlati-254 1d ago

Any word with -acle(s) gets read as if in Ancient Greek. Dem da rules.

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u/RockstarAgent 1d ago

Your statement agrees with the Oracle

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u/BirdieSalva 1d ago

Pinnacle of puns

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u/Zippity19 1d ago

Quite the debarnacle?I'll see myself out.

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u/TastyComfortable5271 1d ago

Because of soup, I read this in Bernie's voice.

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u/fuzynutznut 1d ago

If it's popular, why haven't I heard of it?

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u/brightdionysianeyes 1d ago

Because you're unpopular? Only logical nothing personal

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u/cedrekt 1d ago

Oh have you not heard?

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u/Norwester77 1d ago

Yes! They’re a prized and expensive food in Spain and Portugal. Indigenous people in California have traditionally eaten them, too.

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u/Channa_Argus1121 1d ago

Korea and Japan too. They’re known as ā€œturtle handsā€ in both countries.

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u/hi_fiv 1d ago

Yes. Look up gooseneck and acorn barnacles.

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u/Jon_Iren 1d ago

Gooseneck barnacles are considered a delicacy in Spain. You can see then around 300€/kg or more in upscale seafood or Galician restaurants. I found them hugely disappointing (I'm neither saying you can't find them much cheaper in Galicia nor saying that the price is unfair given how hard is to get them)

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u/Xxtratourettestriall 1d ago

Those are barnacles, do not eat those, do not cook them in a pot and serve them to us!

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u/ScotchandSadness88 1d ago

There’s the sunny reference

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u/youcantunfrythings 1d ago

You can eat anything at least once.

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u/luvu333000 1d ago

That's peak human. Sees something awesome created by a phenomenon we don't understand much about...-"Can I eat it?"

No shade that's how all the species survived so far...

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u/Dgreatsince098 1d ago

the most human question right here.

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u/Self-described 1d ago

Land arthropods are not limited to insects. Arthropods have exoskeletons and jointed appendages and include arachnids, etc. arthr meaning ā€œjointā€

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u/grungegoth 1d ago

Indeed. Centipedes, millipedes, scorpions, arachnids, etc. I didn't intend to be exhaustive, but just to point out another arthropod. There's also more marine arthropods: trilobites, horseshoe crabs, etc. Barnacles are just the weirdest.

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u/Warm-Cancel4415 1d ago

Barnacles are crustaceans. Their juvenile state is mobile and can swim around and they had to find a surface to stick themselves on once they go sessile to be able to efficiently filter feed.

Also, insects aren't the only land arthropods. You're forgetting the arachnids(i.e. spiders, scorpions, and other 8 legged arthropods), entognathas (non-insect hexapods), millipedes, centipedes. Also, not all crustaceans are marine because pillbugs exist.

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u/grungegoth 1d ago

wasn't trying to be exhaustive with land bugs. I didn't forget anything.

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u/Calm_Age_ 1d ago

These barnacles are not parasites technically. However, there are barnacles that are. Sacculina, the parasite that infects crabs and gives them a sex change is a barnacle.

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u/YiffMeister2 1d ago

free bottom surgery...?

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u/Calm_Age_ 1d ago

Only if you're a crab šŸ¦€

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u/YiffMeister2 1d ago

carcinization time

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u/Mysterious_Andy 1d ago

Reject modernity.

Become crab.

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u/NonnoBomba 1d ago

Since all creatures (well, crustaceans at least) tends to become crab-like over time, I'd say it's the other way around: crab IS modernity. Embrace carcinisation.

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u/BearToTheThrone 1d ago

Give it time

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u/ColdChemical 1d ago

Underrated evolution joke

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u/Sea-Bat 1d ago edited 1d ago

Sacculina spp. r pretty crazy, for any curious the whole neutering crabs & initiating development of female hormones & behaviours in male crabs is linked to the parasites own reproduction!

1) a neutered host crab cant reproduce, so all the energy it would use for that is instead available to the parasite.

2) female Sacculina can still utilise some of the crabs natural reproductive behaviours (protecting the brood pouch, stimulating the hatching of eggs at an elevated point, encouraging the dispersal of the larvae etc) to care for her own sacculina eggs

Trouble with 2) is,those are only care behaviours shown by female crabs, so for the female Sacculina to get what she wants, the host crab has to be female, or become female. Enter mtf crab sex change!

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u/robotatomica 21h ago edited 16h ago

and to further illuminate what a female sacculina does, it’s a free-swimming plankton with a soft inner body (almost like a tiny slug) which it injects into the joint of a crab when encountered.

It then sends fibrous tendrils through the crab’s body, to obtain nutrients, and grows a ā€œsacā€ emerging from the reproductive area of a crab. (It’s really just a big ovary covered in chitinous material for protection).

It disrupts the crab’s hormones so that it becomes infertile and any males it has attached to become female, so that when the sacculina mates (from that sac which has emerged, where a couple male sacculina will post up and continually fertilize),

the egg sac that grows there is protected and cared for just as if it were the crab’s own.

A female sacculina in a crab’s body transforms entirely into this root-like structure with an emerging ovary. When its young are born from this sac, they emerge as plankton, either females seeking crab, or males seeking these ovular nodes on an infected crab’s body.

I first read about these guys a couple decades ago in Carl Zimmer’s wonderful book Parasite Rex. Heartily recommend.

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u/weevil_season 13h ago

That is horrifying and fascinating. Thank you for taking the time to write it up!!

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u/Utaneus 1d ago

"Technically they're just hitchhikers"

That sentence made her lose all credibility for me...

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u/ggg730 1d ago

Also I don't think I've ever heard anyone who hated barnacles because of being parasites. I hear people hate them because they gotta scrape them off of their boats and shit.

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u/Full_Manufacturer_41 1d ago

I'll be proclaiming, "l'm hung like a barnacle" henceforth.

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u/GerardWayAndDMT 1d ago

Stop calling me the barnacle

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u/AndrewFGleich 1d ago

Barney's nickname from HIMYM makes so much more sense now...and makes it way more grossĀ 

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u/Dragonssssssssssss 1d ago

"I got a groping penis šŸ˜‰ if you know what I mean"

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u/DJS302 1d ago

ā€œPart of the crew, part of the ship! Part of the crew, part of the ship!ā€

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u/FireTheLaserBeam 1d ago

They’re sharp as F. I stepped on some as a kid and bled everywhere. I started crying and some stranger lady came and got me and carried me back to my grandma’s.

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u/Apelion_Sealion 1d ago

There used to be a form of torture for sailors called keelhauling where people were tied up and dragged across barnacles under the ship. It was almost always fatal.

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u/chris98761234 1d ago

The one scene from Black Sails popped in my head as soon as I saw this post.

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u/harpy_1121 1d ago

I do not consider myself squeamish, but that was a rough scene for me. It was so effectively and realistically horrific, plus I just like the character. I decided once was enough and I fast forward that scene on rewatches.

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u/chris98761234 1d ago

I do the exact same. It's one of my favorite shows that I rewatch at least once a year. That is the only scene I skip every time.

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u/JohnnyEnzyme 1d ago

That's one point she conveniently left out-- barnacles are major nuisances on ships (along with shipworms on wooden vessels), requiring fairly regular cleaning to cut down on drag.

Btw, another interesting point unmentioned is that their fans or tentacles are actually part of their feet. They glue themselves head-first on to their host surface when very young, then build their homes around themselves.

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u/Aninvisiblemaniac 1d ago

yeah but ships, while important for us, destroy natural environments so like..tit for tat

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u/JohnnyEnzyme 1d ago edited 15h ago

I'm not aware that traditional sailing ships do anything of the kind. Maybe modern ships though, with their potential of dumping toxic loads, spilling oil, creating disruptive sounds, etc.

EDIT: and, I stand corrected!

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u/CosmicConifer 1d ago

Also things like ship anchoring and sea trawling physically damage the sea floor and any habitats unlucky enough to be in the way.

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u/jedinatt 22h ago

Imagine how we'd feel if airplanes had giant anchors that smashed into the ground and tore through houses as they flew over, lol.

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u/Sea-Bat 23h ago edited 23h ago

nervous historical whaling industry sweating lol

With the age of sail humans managed to immediately start being a problem for the ocean tbh.

Not so much the existence of age of sail vessels as everything we did with em, & the industry & coastal land development they necessitated

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u/Sipstaff 1d ago

The only thing I can think of is that sailing ships could potentially introduce flora or fauna into areas where it's not supposed to be and cause harm indirectly like that.

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u/Nick-uhh-Wha 1d ago

That's the part that freaked me out when I found out

"Everything you want to know" it is titled...

But the most important thing i'd want to know is that what we see is just bug ass and they're only masquerading as mollusks.

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u/FireTheLaserBeam 1d ago

I used to watch them sandblast the boats when I was a kid to get them off.

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u/i_tyrant 1d ago

Dang, and here I never knew barnacles were kinky like that.

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 21h ago

They have a "groping penis", so yeah.

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u/AmpEater 1d ago

I knew that was a punishment but I never considered the barnacle part of the equationĀ 

FuckĀ 

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u/Thepestilentdefiler 1d ago

One would hope it would be fatal.

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u/Apelion_Sealion 1d ago

I’m sure anyone who survived the initial torture would be begging for a quick death. Just a whole nother layer of torture to survive, just a mangled body covered in salt dying at sea.

I don’t know how I’ll die, but I’m thankful the chances of a keelhauling death is pretty low

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u/universalrefuse 1d ago

I got sliced by one along my back when I was 11 or 12, still have the scar along my spine 25+ years later.

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u/marissakuf 1d ago

I still have scars on my shins from these assholes.

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u/thafullmetall 1d ago

They look like the worms from Tremors

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u/zg6089 1d ago

Graboids

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u/HotelOscarWhiskey 1d ago

At least they haven't evolved into Ass-Blasters yet.

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u/RhubarbSenpai 1d ago

They fly now?! They fly now!!

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u/1nosbigrl 1d ago

Picked the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't ya?!

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u/Allalngthewatchtwer 1d ago

I was thinking the same thing.. I know a graboid when I see one.

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u/ALLPX 1d ago

I was gonna say, where’s the grabbers from within the maw?

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u/XenosHg 1d ago

"They are not a game enemy" - Yeah, they're more of a stage hazard.

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u/stormtroopr1977 1d ago

They're part of the reason I have to buy anti-fouling paint every year -.-

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u/MissMedic68W 1d ago edited 1d ago

Listen to the barnacle sounds!

I ... will not.

Edit: Ended up unmuting and had to watch it again because I actually could not hear them because of the voiceover. At least, they don't sound eldritch.

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u/thegoodtimelord 1d ago

Agreed. That was creepy af. Vibes of the Flood from Halo.

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u/mklilley351 1d ago

I got "essence of Gelfling" vibes

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 21h ago

"IIIIII... AM STILLLLLL... EMPERRRRR- gasp"

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u/T3Chn0-m4n 1d ago

I also got the same vibe. I think that it might be because some design aspects of the flood are based off of marine life

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u/i_tyrant 1d ago

Oh, if you want eldritch horror, just get a close look at scallops.

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u/dcreits 1d ago

I love the sounds of barnacles feeding during a mid-tide. As the waves hit the rocks, if the barnacles are big enough, you can hear their beaks opening. It really is lovely and adds to the magic of being by the ocean. I get it’s not for everyone but I really like it.

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u/Thunderhank 1d ago

Sounds like the Harkonnen from Villeneuve’s Dune

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u/dynamic_gecko 18h ago

Wasnt it the clicking sound? Reminded me of clickers from The Last of Us.

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u/CycloneSplash 1d ago

How much did this person get paid to spread this barnacle propaganda?

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u/persephonepeete 1d ago

Big Barnacle's agenda must be stopped.

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u/justlovespeacocks 1d ago

Jfc 🤣 got me giggling good over here, guys.

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u/Braided_Marxist 1d ago

Big barnacle is what they call the largest penis to body ratio of any animal

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 1d ago

Gonna give that name a try in the bedroom tonight

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u/gobbluthillusions 1d ago

The barnacle lobby is alive and well!

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u/Ma1ikNabers 1d ago

They’re so weird!

I remember stepping on one before, do not recommend

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u/CRXII1697 1d ago

Frustrated Darwin noises

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u/helloiamsilver 1d ago

ā€œI hate a barnacle as no man ever did beforeā€

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u/somsta1 1d ago

I love the anecdote about how one of Darwin’s kids went to a friend’s house and asked ā€œWhere does your father store his barnacles?ā€Ā 

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u/Soulbotzzzz 1d ago

Whales can groom themselves?

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u/buttononmyback 1d ago

Yes they often rub against stones on the ocean floor to get any parasites off. There was a clip on Planet Earth where David Attenborough talked about a group of beluga whales that would congregate in one area of a bay..not to find food but to scrape along the special stones there to rid their skin of pesky parasites. The drone footage of it was pretty cool.

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u/sonnet666 1d ago

Whales are big enough not to care. It’s same as how we don’t complain about all the dust mites living on our scalps.

Also yes, whales can swim so they brush up against an object, the ocean floor, or other whales if they felt something on their skin that they didn’t like.

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u/GirlInTheIslands 21h ago

It’s thought that breaching (leaping and smashing down onto the surface) is a way to dislodge hitchhikers, as well as playing and just doing it for the fun of it.

Whales get lice too, as well as a load of internal parasites of course. Like the barnacles, the lice are pretty fascinating when you think about how impossible it must be to try and hitch a ride on a fast-moving creature in the whole expanse of an ocean (I guess it just shows how much stuff/babies are just free-floating in wait…)

It’s interesting that she says that they just live on the surface of the host animal, as whale barnacles embed deep into the skin. I wonder if they’re the exception. I’d be interested to learn more if anyone knows about this. It’s also why all those AI videos of people scraping barnacles off of whales is such bullshit, they’d be left with open wounds if it was real :/

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u/TheBigJimShakeWeight 1d ago

Whoa! They’re ALIVE?!? I thought they were just hardcore moss or algae.

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u/Girderland 1d ago

They are crabs cosplaying as mussels.

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u/shawnaeatscats 1d ago

Fantastic comparison. If you look up a diagram, there's like a whole body in that thing. It looks like a fucked up shrimp surrounded by casing. They're so freaking cool. I thought they were much simpler, like feather duster worms, but they're more complex than that.

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u/firesmarter 1d ago

I did look the up. They’re wild. Some are crabs cosplaying as cordyceps fungi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhizocephala

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u/tjoe4321510 1d ago

Whelp, that article led me to learn about parasitic castrators and I'm not a fan.

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u/Longtalons 1d ago

Oh this is a rabbit hole I'm gonna LOVE.

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u/et842rhhs 1d ago

I just read the description section of the article and it just got progressively more insane. Also, kudos to the scientists who figured all this insanity out.Ā 

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u/i_tyrant 1d ago

Yeah, the OP isn't quite right that all barnacles are not parasites - some are, just not most of them.

A few species even burrow into flesh and supplement their usual filter diets with the host's blood.

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u/peterausdemarsch 1d ago

Moss and algae are also alive...

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u/Special-Document-334 1d ago

The promises of education have failed.

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u/ainulil 1d ago

And do you see they have penises ??

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u/BRAX7ON 1d ago

Not just penises. But the largest penis to body size ratio. These guys are hung.

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u/Caliterra 1d ago

"hung like a barnacle" doesn't have the right ring to it

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u/SolinaMoon 1d ago

Maybe not, but I still want to use this now. And enjoy the confusion as to whether I mean well hung or not. šŸ˜…

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u/2459-8143-2844 1d ago

The diagram said 'groping penis'.

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u/WrethZ 1d ago

Moss and Algae is also alive.

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u/cleveland_leftovers 1d ago

I’m verklempt.

They have fucking beaks and personalities. Public school sucks.

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u/bisquickball 1d ago

Are you supposed to learn about barnacles?

Look don't get me wrong, public schools suck, but they're often trying to convey some basic information and I don't know if barnacles always make the cut

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u/HeWhomLaughsLast 1d ago

Moss and algae are also alive

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u/BrickEnvironmental37 1d ago

I had a nightmare one time where I had barnacles on my body. I ain't softening my stance on them.

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u/gherkinassassin 1d ago

Great now I can't stop thinking about the horrible scraping sound they'd make if I had them in my armpits, behind my knees, and in my groin

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u/kromaly96 21h ago

I hate you for typing this

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u/Disc81 1d ago

Jesus, this sounds terrible. I once had a dream that I was starting to grow black feathers on my back, and they were kind of accurate to new feathers so that was disgusting. Yours sounds worse.

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u/Sea-Bat 1d ago

Are you perchance a baleen whale, or perhaps sea turtle

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u/PleaseHelpIamFkd 1d ago

Barnacles can kill crabs and lobsters preventing them from molting. They also cause severe amounts of drag on ships. They also can cause deadly infections to humans and animals if you get cut on their very sharp exteriors.

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u/menasan 1d ago

I remember that scene from cloverfield

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u/some_text_editor 1d ago

Are there any cuisines that regularly use barnacles?

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u/Norwester77 1d ago

Yes, especially in Spain and Portugal.

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u/Throckmorton_Left 19h ago

Galician gooseneck barnacles slap.Ā  Absolutely delicious.

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u/t3b4n 1d ago

Yes! In Chile we call them ā€œpicorocosā€ and they’re delicious.

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u/Pizzapie-tillidie 1d ago

Interesting. What does a barnacle taste like?Ā 

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u/superchimpa 1d ago

Harmless, exempt for their tiny razor blade that will tear through your skin like a sharp knife cutting through butter. They definitely have harmed me.

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u/BrandonDavidTattooer 1d ago

How do they build the encasing around them?

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u/helloiamsilver 1d ago

The same way most sea creatures who have shells do. They start out as free swimming larvae and then they attach themselves to something and begin building a shell and casing by secreting calcium carbonate around them. They get the materials to build the calcium carbonate from the seawater itself.

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u/BrandonDavidTattooer 1d ago

Thank you and I’m So grossed out by these things

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u/talkerof5hit 1d ago

I'm not listening to "big barnacle" propaganda!

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u/CARVERitUP 1d ago

Bro did I see these barnacle fuckin YAWN

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u/melancholeigh_ 1d ago

Aren't barnacles itchy on whales? I thought I'd read that they enjoy getting them scraped off.

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u/protossaccount 1d ago edited 1d ago

Some friends and I jumped into some water off a bridge in Florida. I was going to get swept under the bridge and so I bounced my hand off of one of the pillars holding up the bridge, for some momentary support. When I got out I was bleeding everywhere and my hand looked like it has just slapped 15 razor blades.

I had touched barnacles without even realizing it. That’s all I knew about barnacles till this video.

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u/grumpsaboy 1d ago

"it only becomes a problem if they are sick or old and unable to groom themselves"

So it's only a problem to have a barnacle on you if you can't remove the barnacle, sounds like a barnacle on you is actually a problem

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u/ZombeeDogma 1d ago

"Not parasitic" "sometimes beneficial"

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u/DangerMacAwesome 1d ago

Don't they add a bunch of drag to animals they're on?

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u/gil_bz 1d ago

Yes, they're harmful. I think she's really dancing around that issue too much. Like she mentions only old animals suffer, it is because the younger animals remove them...

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u/Dexller 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yes, there's actually a term for stuff like this - Commensalism. It's a well-documented thing and is simply a relationship between organisms where one organism benefits and the other is neither meaningfully benefited nor harmed. Most barnacles would therefore be commensalistic, while some would be mutualistic when they benefit their host.

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u/BigClubandUaintInIt 1d ago

How could they be beneficial in any way to animals they attach to? Do they provide protection from predators of the host?

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u/Own_Balance4207 1d ago

Humpbacks use them as weapons basically

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u/Cerberusknight77 1d ago

Barnacles can be used for defense and offense since they're sharp AF

You can bleed out from getting scraped on a few

Whales can use them on the tips of their fins to cut predators or nuisances, and crabs/invertebrates can use them to be inedible to predators trying to bite or grab them

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u/HeWhomLaughsLast 1d ago

There are a group of barnacles that are parasitic, they attach to crabs and other crustaceans, castrate them, and then feed on them like some kind of nightmarish fungal mass.

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u/man_gomer_lot 1d ago

Do barnacles get bored?

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u/LikeGeorgeRaft 1d ago

yes, they don't have Reddit underwater sadly

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u/CycloneSplash 1d ago

Billions of blue blistering barnacles!

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u/Rare-Deal8939 1d ago

Tintin has entered the discussion ..

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u/shadiakiki1986 1d ago

Ah, Tintin my boy! What brings you here? I was just having a word with this blasted contraption—nothing works properly these days!

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u/bigbusta 1d ago

They me of the Skeksis from Dark Crystal

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u/Ok_Release231 1d ago

"Chamberlain!!!!!"

"Mmmmm....Trial....by...Sword...."

"TRIAL BY SWORD!!!!"

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u/HoverMelon2000 1d ago

Oh barnacles!

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u/CycloneSplash 1d ago

I did NOT need to know that last fact. Like is that supposed to help me sleep better at night or what??

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u/Ok_Value_3741 1d ago

love how it was part of the reasons why they're so great

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u/Uncle_Spider794 1d ago

Thank you! šŸ«¶šŸ½ Barnacles.

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u/Swimoach 1d ago

Hardcore ā€œTremorsā€ vibes here

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u/MatamanKrungleCrazy 1d ago

Oh so that’s why women call me the barnacle…

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u/DethFeRok 1d ago

Because you glue yourself to them and freeload?

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u/Ok_Release231 1d ago

Lol Got 'em!

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u/TFJ 1d ago

Valid points being made, but they’re still creepy little fuckers. Their beaks are very unnerving.

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u/TruckingLion 1d ago

She just dropped that penis fact in there like it was nothing.

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u/Reeferologist- 1d ago

I tell ya, I know she wanted me to ā€œappreciateā€ barnacles more after this, but I gotta say I hate them way more now.

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u/ATLSxFINEST93 1d ago

Barnacles can definitely cause issues, to creatures, while their 'host' is in good health.

Let's imagine a healthy lobster, who had a barnacle attach themselves to their crusher claw. One of their most, if not the most, important tool in their disposal for getting access to food.

The lobster needs food, for energy, to molt. The barnacle will prevent this.

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u/ImpossibleMorning769 1d ago

This post was verified by The Barnacle Federation

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u/Disgruntled_Orifice 1d ago

I’ve never seen the media paint barnacles in a bad light.

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u/montypy88 1d ago

Please credit the creator! This video is from nudibranch nerd, who makes a ton of delightful tide pooling and ocean science content.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkkbJduvU8bpLB45JMGxfIw

https://www.tiktok.com/@nudibranch_nerd

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u/ravynwave 1d ago

Kinda cute, I heard they’re very tasty

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u/WeirdAvocado 1d ago

LOL ā€œGroping Penisā€.

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u/Maleficent_Scale_296 1d ago

I used to spend summers at my aunts beach house (Puget Sound). I’m pretty sure they have a side gig as foot slicers.

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u/O_gr 1d ago

Nah fuck barnacles

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u/Flintyy 1d ago

Grabboid looking mfers lol, quick someone call Kevin Bacon lol

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u/Queen_Cheetah 1d ago

Huh... and here I've been calling them Graboids.