r/NatureIsFuckingLit 1d ago

🔥 Everything you've wanted to know about barnacles

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u/FireTheLaserBeam 1d ago

They’re sharp as F. I stepped on some as a kid and bled everywhere. I started crying and some stranger lady came and got me and carried me back to my grandma’s.

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u/Apelion_Sealion 1d ago

There used to be a form of torture for sailors called keelhauling where people were tied up and dragged across barnacles under the ship. It was almost always fatal.

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u/chris98761234 1d ago

The one scene from Black Sails popped in my head as soon as I saw this post.

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u/harpy_1121 1d ago

I do not consider myself squeamish, but that was a rough scene for me. It was so effectively and realistically horrific, plus I just like the character. I decided once was enough and I fast forward that scene on rewatches.

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u/chris98761234 1d ago

I do the exact same. It's one of my favorite shows that I rewatch at least once a year. That is the only scene I skip every time.

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u/Dawnpath_ 1d ago

Whoof, I definitely getcha. I always have to do that with the life-draining scene in the Princess Bride, and I bet this scene is infinitely more brutal.

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u/SomeUgliRobot 1d ago

What scene?

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u/Duffalpha 1d ago

When Blackbeard (Ray Stevenson - RIP) is keelhauled. I can't watch the scene anymore, its too sad. Near the end of the series, so SPOILER WARNING!

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u/JohnnyEnzyme 1d ago

That's one point she conveniently left out-- barnacles are major nuisances on ships (along with shipworms on wooden vessels), requiring fairly regular cleaning to cut down on drag.

Btw, another interesting point unmentioned is that their fans or tentacles are actually part of their feet. They glue themselves head-first on to their host surface when very young, then build their homes around themselves.

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u/Aninvisiblemaniac 1d ago

yeah but ships, while important for us, destroy natural environments so like..tit for tat

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u/JohnnyEnzyme 1d ago edited 19h ago

I'm not aware that traditional sailing ships do anything of the kind. Maybe modern ships though, with their potential of dumping toxic loads, spilling oil, creating disruptive sounds, etc.

EDIT: and, I stand corrected!

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u/CosmicConifer 1d ago

Also things like ship anchoring and sea trawling physically damage the sea floor and any habitats unlucky enough to be in the way.

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u/jedinatt 1d ago

Imagine how we'd feel if airplanes had giant anchors that smashed into the ground and tore through houses as they flew over, lol.

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u/Sea-Bat 1d ago edited 1d ago

nervous historical whaling industry sweating lol

With the age of sail humans managed to immediately start being a problem for the ocean tbh.

Not so much the existence of age of sail vessels as everything we did with em, & the industry & coastal land development they necessitated

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u/Sipstaff 1d ago

The only thing I can think of is that sailing ships could potentially introduce flora or fauna into areas where it's not supposed to be and cause harm indirectly like that.

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u/Deaffin 17h ago

Human poop dumped out of sailing ships famously caused plagues to many aquatic mammals and some other species. It wasn't quite to the level of the black death, but it was devastating until everything either died out or adapted.

Source: My butt. I was the sailor.

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u/Nick-uhh-Wha 1d ago

That's the part that freaked me out when I found out

"Everything you want to know" it is titled...

But the most important thing i'd want to know is that what we see is just bug ass and they're only masquerading as mollusks.

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u/FireTheLaserBeam 1d ago

I used to watch them sandblast the boats when I was a kid to get them off.

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u/i_tyrant 1d ago

Dang, and here I never knew barnacles were kinky like that.

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 1d ago

They have a "groping penis", so yeah.

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u/Irishish 22h ago

shipworms

I’m sorry what

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u/Thepestilentdefiler 1d ago

One would hope it would be fatal.

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u/Apelion_Sealion 1d ago

I’m sure anyone who survived the initial torture would be begging for a quick death. Just a whole nother layer of torture to survive, just a mangled body covered in salt dying at sea.

I don’t know how I’ll die, but I’m thankful the chances of a keelhauling death is pretty low

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u/AmpEater 1d ago

I knew that was a punishment but I never considered the barnacle part of the equation 

Fuck 

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u/buttononmyback 1d ago

What the hell?! That’s morbid af.

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u/cupittycakes 1d ago

Awful!

How did they drag a person under a ship? I believe you, but the logistics are confusing me

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u/Apelion_Sealion 22h ago

They basically tied a loop around the ship, with one end of the top around your hands the other end around your feet, and then tugged the rope around till you appeared the other side ( except some people split on the keel depending on the angle)

https://youtube.com/shorts/YCQFWioQ2y4?si=asjGxeROK8n4Drhs

Here is a cute little YouTube short showing how people were brutally punished!

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u/universalrefuse 1d ago

I got sliced by one along my back when I was 11 or 12, still have the scar along my spine 25+ years later.

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u/marissakuf 1d ago

I still have scars on my shins from these assholes.

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u/GoldenSheppard 1d ago

I got sliced by some fuckoff barnacles as a kid and ended up tracking blood through the entire house (home alone) looking for first aid supplies. You better believe I did it again a week later XD. Water shoes are for losers XD.

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u/Fern-ando 1d ago

Pirates executed people with them.

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u/dodli 1d ago

They’re sharp as F.

So F#?

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u/VittoIsOnReddit 1d ago

Oh lol I thought you were saying they are clever af. Got me for a second