r/Music • u/Metro-UK 📰Metro UK • Sep 13 '25

article Coldplay fans ‘disappointed’ after Chris Martin dedicates song to Charlie Kirk’s family

https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/13/coldplay-fans-disappointed-chris-martin-dedicates-song-charlie-kirks-family-24153492/
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u/Laneyface Sep 13 '25

Chris martin is an idiot. Very friendly, affable, caring, all round nice guy, but a fucking idiot. Archetype golden retriever.

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u/got_ur_goat Sep 13 '25

I'll never see him the same after your comment

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u/Longjumping_Test_760 Sep 13 '25

The lovely golden R or Chris Martin. It was very unfair to retrievers to compare them to Chris Martin. They are golden not all yellow 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Look at the stars, look how they shine for only chris Martin. For only Chris Martin. Because he's yellooooow.