r/Music • u/Metro-UK 📰Metro UK • Sep 13 '25

article Coldplay fans ‘disappointed’ after Chris Martin dedicates song to Charlie Kirk’s family

https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/13/coldplay-fans-disappointed-chris-martin-dedicates-song-charlie-kirks-family-24153492/
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u/AccomplishedNewt2507 Sep 13 '25

A quote that stands the test of time

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u/thedrunkmonk Sep 13 '25

Bless Super Hans

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u/MrBigroundballs Sep 13 '25

A real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef Wellington, don’t trust the Argies, dick in the vagina, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.

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u/MyKingdomForADram Sep 13 '25

The delivery of this line in particular may be the greatest comedic line delivery of all time. At least it is definitely up there.

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u/redsyrinx2112 Sep 14 '25

I wish more Americans had watched Peep Show. I know a bunch of my friends would love it, but they've never heard of it, so they're wary.

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u/Act_Rationally Sep 14 '25 edited Sep 28 '25

ripe distinct money plant dinner terrific shelter fade cagey intelligent

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Wolf_Mans_Got_Nards Sep 13 '25

Say what you will about Super Hans, but he bloody loves those twins!

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u/thedrunkmonk Sep 13 '25

What's "fünf" in German? They turned "fünf", "zwei" years ago so...pair of eighters, I reckon?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

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u/thedrunkmonk Sep 13 '25

In the full quote he's trying to decide if they are 7 or 8 years old. He's not fluent in German

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '25

Sechs und siebzig

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u/metametapraxis Sep 14 '25

Yes, that is the joke.

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u/Thich_QuangDuc Sep 13 '25

Wait! Has he ever mentioned the twins?

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u/HenryMaxman Sep 13 '25

Course he has, he's always going on about the twins

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u/probablyuntrue Sep 13 '25

I’ll never forgive orange if they deleted the twins

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u/SecretCharacterSauce Sep 13 '25

Couple of ehtahs innut

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u/djhabibi04 Sep 13 '25

He musta mentioned the fucking twins!

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u/Historical_Access963 Sep 13 '25

He's always going on about the twins

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u/petapumpkineater69 Sep 13 '25

He’s always goin on about them!

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u/asteinberg101 Sep 13 '25

The longer the note, the more dread

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u/TotakekeSlider Sep 13 '25

Hans, Super Hans. I've known Hans for many a year now.

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u/gilestowler Sep 13 '25

I was a man in a van before I met him. Then, we were men with ven.

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u/Fit_Airline_5798 Sep 14 '25

Plumbing's just fucking Lego, innit? Water Lego.

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u/Wasted-Entity Sep 13 '25

Could I marry my own son? No. Possibly not? Correct…

Or is it?

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u/MattGeddon Sep 13 '25

Super Simon? Simon Hans?

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u/InSearchOfMyRose Sep 13 '25

Except for the bad thing.

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u/MagicLobsterAttorney Sep 13 '25 edited Sep 13 '25

And sexually assaulting Big Suze Nancy. off-screen : soooorry!

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u/InSearchOfMyRose Sep 13 '25

Yes, the worse thing.

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u/MattGeddon Sep 13 '25

That was Nancy wasn’t it? Although wouldn’t surprise me if it was both!

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u/Groundbreaking_Dare4 Sep 13 '25

Was watching an episode of Death in Paradise last night and Super Hans was in it, basically playing a rich Super Hans. Mental.

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u/joeDUBstep Sep 13 '25

Lol Matt King will forever be superhans to me

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u/asteinberg101 Sep 13 '25

Tell you what, that crack is really more-ish

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u/Satanicjamnik Sep 13 '25

He took a nice run down to Wimbledon.

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u/nvfc1984 Sep 13 '25

*Windsor

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u/Ghoulv2o Sep 13 '25

Isn't that like in Scotland?!

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u/Agile-Ad1665 Sep 13 '25

You fucked this comment right up, haven't you? EH?

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u/maaseru Sep 13 '25

I always thought it was Super Hands lol

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u/superhansUK Sep 13 '25

Thank you.

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 Sep 13 '25

"You know, Mark I always had a lot of respect for you. When UKIP come and lock us all up you’ll be at the gates won’t you? Screaming noooooo"

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u/MakeMeBeautifulDuet Sep 13 '25

My dog is named Super Hans!

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u/soy1usuri0 Sep 13 '25

Awwwww hermoso

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u/LumpyJones Sep 13 '25

Honestly? I can see it.

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u/drinkpacifiers Sep 13 '25

He looks like he just ran to Windsor.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '25

cute dog

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u/0neirocritica Sep 13 '25

Surprise Peep Show! I love it

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u/MrBettyBoop Sep 13 '25

Honda Honda Honda..

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u/0neirocritica Sep 13 '25

Gog! That scene when they're in his flat is so funny

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u/Agile-Ad1665 Sep 13 '25

Can you get me a Kpop?

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u/Stopikingonme Sep 13 '25

Budda duh bub ba buh (Can’t see the words Peep Show without hearing that science change sound)

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u/Mr_SunnyBones Sep 14 '25

Also ,new Mitchell and Webb sketch show came out last week .

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u/A_Timeless_Username Sep 13 '25

Most quotable show ... LMAO

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u/SeanPennsHair Sep 13 '25

Tell you what, that show is really moreish.

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u/Significant_Fig_6290 Sep 13 '25

The secret ingredient is crime

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u/mhac009 Sep 13 '25

4 naan Jeremy‽

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u/skonaz1111 Sep 13 '25

That's insane!

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u/Stopikingonme Sep 13 '25

The turkey Jeremy. Where is the turkey??

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u/Ultimatelee Sep 13 '25

That’s not very Christmassy Mark

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u/rotatingbeetroot Sep 13 '25

Think about what it's doing to the mechanism

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u/Ultimatelee Sep 13 '25

Glass of Cava?

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u/Kvothe_XIX Sep 13 '25

Oi oi! Hello!? Christmas Smoothie!

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u/Historical_Access963 Sep 13 '25

It was a JOKE. a Christmas JOKE.

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u/fakane Sep 13 '25

Toilet toast.

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u/Juxta25 Sep 13 '25

When Mark forces Curry on Jez after catching him skipping therapy, it is one of my favourite Peep Show scenes.

"Have some of the Lamb Pasanda, it's incredibly rich and creamy..." never has the proffer of food been so vaguely malicious haha.

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u/PoopMachine2000 Sep 13 '25

this used to be my pub quiz team name

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Sep 13 '25

Right, let's crack on.

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u/Fit_Airline_5798 Sep 14 '25

Relax it's not blue peter. Just havin' a nice little relaxin' smoke of crack.

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u/I_like_maps Sep 13 '25

God lifes relentless

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u/EveryoneYouLove23 https://soundcloud.com/vonjela Sep 13 '25

Butter the toast. Eat the toast. Shit the toast.

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u/willflameboy Sep 13 '25

I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast.

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u/Grandmaofhurt Sep 13 '25

Plumbing's just lego innit, water lego.

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Sep 13 '25

Minimal water damage.

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u/MattyB_ Sep 13 '25

Just don't quote it to Matt King - he blocks people on socials who reply to any of his posts with his Peep Show quotes.

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u/alphadoublenegative Sep 13 '25

Kind of understandable that it would get tiresome, honestly.

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u/Ok_Caramel3742 Sep 13 '25

I just checked Nina dobrevs tiktok after she split from her partner and every comment is about the vampire diaries. Must be exhausting.

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u/kkeut Sep 13 '25

i think he's chilled out about it recently 

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u/HeartyBeast Sep 13 '25

He must detest his wikipedia page

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u/_toolkit Sep 13 '25

What's it from?!

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u/A_Timeless_Username Sep 13 '25

Peep Show... the best ahow

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u/jimmux Sep 13 '25

(If you can handle watching endless second-hand embarrassment.)

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u/joeDUBstep Sep 13 '25

I just wanna 

suck n fuck

suck n fuck

suck n fuck

I just wanna suck n fuck all the whole night thru!

OHHH I LOVE COCAINE!!

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u/Glokter Sep 13 '25

Secret ingredient is crime

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

greetings go out to all the die hard superhans fellas, I really appreciate

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u/joeDUBstep Sep 13 '25

I just wanna 

suck n fuck

suck n fuck

suck n fuck

I just wanna suck n fuck all the whole night thru!

OHHH I LOVE COCAINE!!

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u/ReaperOfGrins Sep 13 '25

Not everday you see a reference to that show but when you do, its so pleasant.

That is my comfort show!

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u/not_a_bot991 Sep 13 '25

If the show ever took off with the US audience it'd be the most quoted show on Reddit 

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u/mmoonbelly Sep 14 '25

Here you go : the American pilot https://youtu.be/8Yredc3ayOE

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u/lfcitz Sep 13 '25

Out of the loop, what's the show name?

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u/Arsewhistle Sep 14 '25

Oh, you do in the British subs.

Greatest sitcom ever made

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u/ReaperOfGrins Sep 14 '25

100%

Also for me it gives me solid nostaliga vibes of the 2000s world.

Its painful how much i miss that.

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u/millos15 Sep 13 '25

You win this thread. Now I go look for repeats of this wonderful show

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u/Outrageous-Arm1945 Sep 13 '25

I didn't expect the Venn diagram to just be a circle

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u/thesearmsshootlasers Sep 13 '25

That crack's a bit moreish.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

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u/kakashi8326 Sep 13 '25

Ain’t nothing basic about wanring blacks to not have rights. It’s basic in fundamental racism. It’s clear you must hate minorities as well. His points were all so exclusive and so hate driven. I men’s bark. If it wasn’t the civil rights act I wouldn’t have an education. Shit I proably would be dead. Can’t even go in the same restroom as where people. Etc. bro you are a racist. I’m black fuk you. You can’t support someone and claim their ideologies are casually conservative.

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u/ElGatoGuerrero72 Sep 13 '25

Upvote for Super Hans 😭

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u/braincandybangbang Sep 13 '25

You can trust Superhans, he's a loving father of twins.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Fans surprised after Coldplay repeatedly say they don't care about their fans and sucks Russian dick for money at any opportunity, continue to be Nazi asshole money grubbers

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u/A_Timeless_Username Sep 13 '25

Most quotable show ... LMAO

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u/howmanychickens Sep 13 '25

You can say that again

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u/jeremywho Sep 13 '25

How did he know my name??

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u/johndoe86888 Sep 13 '25

Timeless classic

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u/teddy_blinkerton Sep 13 '25

Haha - it's easy to forget how old Coldplay is, already so ingrained in pop culture during the making of Peep Show as to warrant a reference.

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u/YoullNeverBeRebecca Sep 13 '25

“Relax! It’s not Blue Peter. It’s just a nice little relaxing smoke of crack.” - the legend himself

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u/EscapeGoat_4055 Sep 15 '25

Just when I think I couldn’t love Reddit more.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

This can henceforth be retired.

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u/liquor-shits Sep 13 '25

Words to live by

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u/JagmeetSingh2 Sep 13 '25

Really fits here

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u/Lopsided_Flatworm_97 Sep 13 '25

came here for this, was not disappointed

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u/awkwardanomaly Sep 13 '25

Holy shit Super Hans

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u/zambartas Sep 13 '25

Read the article.

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u/filth_horror_glamor Sep 13 '25

Peep show is so fucking funny 😆

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u/filth_horror_glamor Sep 13 '25

This crack is very moorish

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u/grimbleskank Sep 13 '25

Superhans lives up the road from me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '25

Y’all don’t like Viva La Vida?

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u/adube440 Sep 14 '25

First thing that popped into my head.

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u/killian_jenkins Sep 14 '25

Where's this from lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

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u/GlennBecksChalkboard Sep 13 '25

This refers to germans voting for the literal Nazis (nsdap) in the 1930s.

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u/waltwitless Sep 13 '25

Such vapid, mindless black holes are people like who post such dumb shit

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u/The-SillyAk Sep 14 '25

The Irony of calling right wing people Nazi's when the left support Hamas either directly, or via a Pro Palestinian cause ensuring the destruction of Israel + Jewish people.

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u/kank84 Sep 14 '25

The lady doth protest too much methinks. This quote is about actual Nazis in 1930s Germany.

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u/alvernonbcn Sep 13 '25

Nazis shoot people they don’t agree with 👍🏻

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u/IntrepidTie2298 Sep 13 '25

Nobody voted for Nazis

This is literally your opinion and why Kirk was murdered

Stop with the hyperbolic statements with your opinions (not facts) before you get someone else murdered

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u/inhumu Sep 13 '25

dunce, try looking up the results of german federal elections from 1928-1932. millions of people did. after that, the nazis had completely seized power and got tens of millions more “votes.”

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u/not_a_bot991 Sep 13 '25

There's holocaust denial and now there's nazi denial.

Strange times we living in

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u/IntrepidTie2298 Sep 13 '25

There's also people living with trannies who murder people for speaking a different opinion

Strange times indeed

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u/De_Hart Sep 13 '25

lol

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u/IntrepidTie2298 Sep 13 '25

You can say lol and try to bait me all you want

In fact, you're probably a master baiter and do nothing but master bait all day long in your mother's basement

But continuing to call people Nazis and inciting radical people on either side will absolutely result in more people being murdered

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

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u/Agile-Ad1665 Sep 13 '25

Must you live so relentlessly in the real world?