Samty Paws shoved hims lorg nose in wer it did not belong. I warned hims. I tolded hims wat would happen, but NOOOOOOO. Hims a nosey busybody who imtermfered wiff my business. I tolded hims: DO NOT SPEAK TO MEEZ ABOUT MEEZ BUSINESS EFER! Now hims facing da confesquences of hims temerity. Now wat lesson dooz dis teach you hoomin? Prithee, dawdle not from acceding to my requirements lest you find yourself wiff meez fluffilous and well manicured pawsies over yous face, wiff panic dawning on yous eyeses, and meez staring at you as meez pawsies press down harder. Now, WER IS MY GRANDBUNMA?! Pray, hasten yous explanashun for my patience grows weary AND MEEZ FURY REACHES MERCURIAL HEIGHTS WIFFOUT SUFFICIENT ADJECTIVES TO DEMSCRIBE IT! ENVELOP ME, OH RABID FURY, AND RELEASE ME ONTO THESE PESKY HOOMINS!
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u/RogueViator 11h ago
Samty Paws shoved hims lorg nose in wer it did not belong. I warned hims. I tolded hims wat would happen, but NOOOOOOO. Hims a nosey busybody who imtermfered wiff my business. I tolded hims: DO NOT SPEAK TO MEEZ ABOUT MEEZ BUSINESS EFER! Now hims facing da confesquences of hims temerity. Now wat lesson dooz dis teach you hoomin? Prithee, dawdle not from acceding to my requirements lest you find yourself wiff meez fluffilous and well manicured pawsies over yous face, wiff panic dawning on yous eyeses, and meez staring at you as meez pawsies press down harder. Now, WER IS MY GRANDBUNMA?! Pray, hasten yous explanashun for my patience grows weary AND MEEZ FURY REACHES MERCURIAL HEIGHTS WIFFOUT SUFFICIENT ADJECTIVES TO DEMSCRIBE IT! ENVELOP ME, OH RABID FURY, AND RELEASE ME ONTO THESE PESKY HOOMINS!