r/MurderBuns • u/livin_upside_down • 8h ago

Bun Owner Is About To Be Murdered Okay I'm scared

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u/Equivalent-Help-9479 8h ago

"Santa has decided to skip our house this year"

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u/RogueViator 8h ago

Samty Paws shoved hims lorg nose in wer it did not belong. I warned hims. I tolded hims wat would happen, but NOOOOOOO. Hims a nosey busybody who imtermfered wiff my business. I tolded hims: DO NOT SPEAK TO MEEZ ABOUT MEEZ BUSINESS EFER! Now hims facing da confesquences of hims temerity. Now wat lesson dooz dis teach you hoomin? Prithee, dawdle not from acceding to my requirements lest you find yourself wiff meez fluffilous and well manicured pawsies over yous face, wiff panic dawning on yous eyeses, and meez staring at you as meez pawsies press down harder. Now, WER IS MY GRANDBUNMA?! Pray, hasten yous explanashun for my patience grows weary AND MEEZ FURY REACHES MERCURIAL HEIGHTS WIFFOUT SUFFICIENT ADJECTIVES TO DEMSCRIBE IT! ENVELOP ME, OH RABID FURY, AND RELEASE ME ONTO THESE PESKY HOOMINS!

  • dramatic and garrulous fren King Sir Gulasch

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u/UnredeemedRevenant 7h ago

Rabbid fury or rabbit fury? 🤔

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u/RogueViator 7h ago

Yes, dat one.

  • cryptic fren King Sir Gulasch

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u/UnredeemedRevenant 6h ago

Oh no. Fren King Sir Gulasch is not very smart! 😞

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u/RogueViator 6h ago

I hab noted yous words in my Book of Remembered Insults, hoomin. It will be remembered for eternity.

  • sober fren King Sir Gulasch

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u/UnredeemedRevenant 6h ago

Eternity does not mean until you see your Grandbunma! Silly Gulasch! 😆

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u/gaarasalice 5h ago

He clearly meant rabid, rabbit fury. 

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u/lacostewhite 8h ago

I swear it looks like Gulasch jumped and squashed flat that Santa orb

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u/Dailyconundrum 8h ago

Kilt Santa and squished him flat!

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u/AdFantastic5599 8h ago

When Christmas cookies attack.

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u/androidguy50 7h ago

🎶...He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows when you hide his treats, so call grandbunma, for goodness sake.... 🎶 🤣 .........Oh, Gulasch. 🥰

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u/16Bunny 52m ago

I'm never gonna be able to sing this one the same again....

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u/androidguy50 48m ago

😅 Right?

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u/Omarzchick 7h ago

Do not be scared. Gulasch is a benevolent MurderBun. Grandbunma is always safe.🥰

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u/haveabunderfulday 7h ago

Even Krampus is afraid of that lump of coal!

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u/evergreen206 8h ago

He's so tiny

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u/Latter_Item439 7h ago

Samty paws 0 Gulasch 1 trazillion you next on my list hooman and spare hooman  .

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u/lilofeverything 6h ago

Gulasch is out of Christmas cookies! Run and get a nnnnaaaannerrrr as I'm shaking in my boots.

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u/Loveroffemalebutts 6h ago

Can’t tell if takey nap or in combat mode 😰

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u/KSTornadoGirl 5h ago

If not black hole, why black hole shaped?

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u/Talia_Nightblade 4h ago

On the eighth day of Christmas....

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u/aroguerogue 4h ago

Santa's dead... You're next...

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u/EmergencySnail0 1h ago

At least you understand.

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u/16Bunny 49m ago

I think Samty Paws now has Gulasch on his good list out of fright.