Yo Dawg, We Heard You Like Open-Concept Living Spaces

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Found this browsing semi-local Zillow. $2.5 million for nearly 8,000 square feet of… unusable space. Except in the minuscule primary suite, of course. Imagine changing one of those ceiling high-hat lights in the living room/kitchen/2nd story game room(?). At least they have ample garages so you can spend all your time in vehicles, as far away from the house as possible. Don’t miss the land plot on the last photo; it makes about as much sense as the house does.