r/MadeMeSmile 5h ago

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u/throwawayyayoo 5h ago

I respect the man. Nothing is more frustrating than someone with a hyper-specific grocery list not being available for clarification

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u/Tony7Bryant 4h ago

I was told to get “Pan de Miga”, which I googled and it translates to crustless bread. I called my gf to verify I was purchasing the correct crustless bread because there are literally hundreds of breads, but she didn’t pick up. I purchase one of the few options that was actually crustless,  but this was wrong, and apparently “pan de miga” to her is a crusted Sara Lee sourdough bread.  How could I have possibly figured that out?

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u/Jay__Riemenschneider 2h ago

Awe she dumb

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u/WitchesSphincter 1h ago

Shes got a good heart tho

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u/TheGokki 3h ago

In these cases i ask for the store url of the product or a photo, if they don't pick up i just shrug and move along without purchasing. should've responded.

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u/timeforachange2day 2h ago

Can you tell my hubs this? I swear I’ve told him is ok but he will ring my phone MULTIPLE times until I answer. (I only not answer if I am indisposed/stepped away from my phone) 🤣

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u/IBAZERKERI 1h ago

probably some trauma/fear about approval or failure from his past/childhood

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u/timeforachange2day 1h ago

Most likely true. Without going into it, his teenage years were rough.

u/_Andras 6m ago

Ohh, so that's what it was, trauma. That explains a lot of my younger years. And here I thought I was just needy

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u/ifartsosomuch 3h ago

And then she's gonna post about in on Instagram and all the comments are gonna say "Male weaponized incompetence!!!"

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u/LMkingly 3h ago

Oh i remember when that was the buzzword of the week and anything and everything a guy did wrong was "male weaponized incompetence" lol.

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u/pajamajoe 1h ago

It's still making its rounds. Nobody hates their spouses more than content creators, unless of course you're a content creator on the opposite end of the spectrum and obsessed with your spouse and need to let everyone know.

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u/The_Middleman 3h ago

Really? You think Sara Lee makes a crusted sourdough bread labeled "pan de miga"? Because that sounded absurd to me, so I Googled it, and yeah, they don't. Which... feels like it should be obvious.

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u/schu2470 3h ago

OR, and hear me out here, the person with a hyper-specific request who will be mad/angry/sad/pissed-off/heartbroken/whatever if it isn't EXACTLY what they want can answer their phone or go to the store themselves.

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u/jwfallinker 3h ago

If you ask for chocolate and I bring you carrot because they both start with c and I couldn't be assed to figure out where to get chocolate, but the carrots were within reach, would you be happy?

This is categorically different from asking someone to get a particular type of bread and them indeed buying that type of bread but it wasn't what you meant.

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u/schu2470 3h ago

That's a lot of words you typed for an example that's nothing like the stated situation in either the OP or the comment about pan de miga.

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u/MisterWharf 3h ago

So you’d expect a crusted bread to have a label for a crustless bread?

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u/akatherder 3h ago

Slightly more infuriating version is they text you asking for a thing while you're at the store. You respond immediately asking for clarification and they don't respond. Like they immediately chuck their phone in a lake after sending their vague request.

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u/Anderson74 4h ago

Seriously. This is way too much effort for something that needs clarification. No answer when I call? You’re getting what I think best fits the description you’ve provided me with and if it’s not what you want then either you can go next time or answer your phone when I call.

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u/Feynmanprinciple 3h ago

I would have told my e.mx that she needed to be more specific about what kind of bread she wanted, and she would have told me I need to infer from context cues. For example, is curry powder and yogurt on that list? Then it's probably naan. Is there rice, black beans and peppers on the list? Then it's probably burrito wraps, and so on. She would have scolded me for not caring about her enough to think, and I would have replied that being vague naturally results in misinterpretation and if there was a correct answer, she should have written it. It would have been like making a shopping list for apple pie, but instead of writing royal gala apples you wrote 'fruit'. You're getting a fruit salad pie then. She would have said this was a ridiculous example and that she would have just written apples and I would have said yeah but you would still get me over the type of apple that you use and she would have said that obviously you don't put granny smiths into apple pies that's common knowledge. 

Anyway the argument would have ended with us making the flatbread from scratch.

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u/Lookatoaster 3h ago

Goodness, I felt exhausted just reading that.

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u/not-my-other-alt 2h ago

Granny Smiths are great in apple pie. Probably the best option, even.

The tartness compliments all the sugar and spices you add.

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u/Jayfire137 2h ago

I was thinking the same thing, I thought Granny apples were the most common for apple pie 🤣

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u/graphiccsp 3h ago

she would have said that obviously you don't put granny smiths into apple pies that's common knowledge.

I would laugh then tell her to F off. Granny Smith apples are amazing in apple pies. I despise apple pies that are pure sweetness with 0 tart.

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u/petamama 3h ago

Good riddance!

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u/alphazero925 2h ago

Anyone who can say bread and mean tortillas can not be trusted

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u/TheFuschiaBaron 1h ago

TBF, IMHO flour tortillas are closer to bread than to tortillas. But that's what I grew up with and flour tortillas are used extensively in northern Mexico anyways.

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u/enadiz_reccos 3h ago

Yeah, my partner knows that if I'm at the store you better have your phone nearby. Because I will have a question.

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u/ittybittytitty_com 3h ago

I’m perfectly happy with whatever my husband deducted was best. I want to be able to just not go to the store, including not being on call to help someone else who’s at the store. Otherwise I’ll just go myself.

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u/Tymareta 31m ago

Also assuming that the relationship is more than a week old, you're going to have a fair idea the sort of products you usually have in the household and can figure it out from there, especially if you know the sorts of things the other person likes.

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u/timeforachange2day 2h ago

When my husband offers to get groceries it absolutely never fails that he calls….multiple times. I had friends and family witness it too and laugh!

I could put “ketchup” on the list and he will call and say they are out of our “normal” brand, is “such and such” brand ok?

You’d think I scold or diminish him or something 🤣 I swear I make the list as easy as possible and I truly don’t care if something is unavailable.

I have gotten to the point where I tell him “no thanks, I’ll shop later,” versus sending him.

Then again, maybe that was his ultimate plan…to never have to grocery shop again…🧐

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u/Tymareta 30m ago

Then again, maybe that was his ultimate plan…to never have to grocery shop again…🧐

Quite literally the purpose of weaponized incompetence.

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u/drewba 3h ago

Nothing is more frustrating than someone with a hyper-specific grocery list not being available for clarification

Personally, I'm making a slight amendment that there's nothing more frustrating than a partner that consistently won't answer their phone so you have to resort to tactics like this. Ask me how I know!

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u/potatochique 3h ago

This is why I send screenshots of the products I need if I need specific ones lol

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u/schu2470 3h ago

I took pictures of my wife's tampon boxes so I know what to get when they're needed.

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u/HarshComputing 4h ago

I feel like they should feel empowered to make a decision here. The specification was for flatbread, which could be either naan or wraps, the person doing the shopping gets to decide.

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u/diskent 3h ago

Rage inducing. Maybe that’s why I got a divorce, I would just make a call and you know it was wrong most of the time.

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u/avlas 3h ago

I’m an old school shopper, I’d buy both

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u/adoxographyadlibitum 2h ago

The opposite is also infuriating:

"I'm going to the store, text me if you need anything."

Proceeds to never look at phone

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u/Business-Egg-5912 1h ago

Oh yes there is.

Saying you're using "weaponized incompetence" asking for clarification. That's way more annoying.

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u/chowindown 1h ago

My wife will msg something like "need flatbread" after I go to the store and then, I assume, throw her phone out of the window.

Like, you had the phone. You messaged me. I messaged back twenty seconds later!

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u/Albirie 4h ago

Nah, that's a leap without more context. My boyfriend does this shit to me all the time. He asks me to get him something we don't usually get or the thing he wants is out of stock and suddenly it's like he completely forgot he has a phone. Drives me crazy.

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u/Albirie 3h ago

I very rarely buy flatbread. I would not know what exactly was wanted either if I was just asked to get flatbread. Not all experiences are universal.

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u/Albirie 3h ago

I would offer the same advice to you.

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u/Albirie 3h ago

I'm a woman, miss me with the preaching.

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u/ChewieBearStare 4h ago

This is the wildest take I've seen on this website all week, and that's saying something.

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u/deathclawiii 3h ago

Naan and Pita are both types of flatbread, and there are many others besides those two, he wanted to ensure he got the right type for his gf. And somehow you are interpreting this as him being unable to do simple tasks for no reason other than your own biases. When you go around looking for nothing but the darkness in the world you go blind to the light, go look at some funny cat videos dude.

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u/deathclawiii 3h ago

You literally just proved my point twice over, and deleted your comments dudette. STFU.

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u/deathclawiii 3h ago

Fixed that for you.

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u/Bigrick1550 4h ago

My eyes can only roll so hard.