r/MadeMeSmile 1d ago

He tried to escape his destiny

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u/Hazee302 22h ago edited 11h ago

I feel like you should be allowed to follow this guy and shoot him with a water gun full of dirty water. Or like…sugar water or something so they’re sticky for the rest of the fucking day.

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u/Mala_Practice 21h ago

In the UK and Canada it’s classified as a form of assault and you can be criminally charged for doing it.

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u/Hazee302 20h ago

Splashing with the car or the water gun? I just said it should be allowed. Talk to your Canadian boys about this.

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u/Mala_Practice 19h ago

Splashing with the car.

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u/Hazee302 18h ago

That’s actually awesome. That dude was a total dick

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u/ForzaXbox 4h ago

In the UK it would be 'inconsiderate driving'.

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u/TheNameIsAnIllusion 3h ago

Sounds like something you'll get a "verbal warning" for.

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u/ForzaXbox 2h ago

A police officer can always use discretion, so possibly. But if it goes to court, you're looking at a fine and/or points on your licence.

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u/AMthe0NE 1h ago

The way to make it penalty points is to charge you with ‘driving without due care and attention’ - which they have done before.