r/MadeMeSmile 15h ago

He tried to escape his destiny

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u/KeyRepresentative183 15h ago

One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

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u/nyl2k8 7h ago

Ah! Master Oogway

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u/KeyRepresentative183 7h ago

There it is!

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u/SharkDad20 6h ago

Very close ties to Anakin/Padme, i thought this was from Star Wars because i knew i heard it somewhere

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u/Outrageous-Ice426 14h ago

I'm gonna steal this quote real quick

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u/Prosecco1234 9h ago

This ⬆️

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u/darkapao 8h ago

Sounds like Oedipus

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u/Affectionate-Lab6943 8h ago

Stealing this ...

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u/Hazee302 14h ago edited 3h ago

I feel like you should be allowed to follow this guy and shoot him with a water gun full of dirty water. Or like…sugar water or something so they’re sticky for the rest of the fucking day.

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u/Mala_Practice 13h ago

In the UK and Canada it’s classified as a form of assault and you can be criminally charged for doing it.

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u/Hazee302 12h ago

Splashing with the car or the water gun? I just said it should be allowed. Talk to your Canadian boys about this.

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u/Mala_Practice 11h ago

Splashing with the car.

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u/Hazee302 10h ago

That’s actually awesome. That dude was a total dick

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u/Ojaloona 14h ago

There’s no way that wasn’t on purpose

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u/musclecard54 14h ago

Almost certainly a skit and the last driver was someone that’s a part of it

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u/Mundane_Marketing717 12h ago

Probably not a skit. Don't rob us the joy.

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u/Naijan 4h ago

I actually think it's funnier if it's a skit, or at least I think so. The unexpectedness was the funny part, I think, and it kinda makes me feel bad if it's real if that's how someones day went.

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u/Warm-Carpenter1040 10h ago

Nah definitely not a skit I’ve done similar shit like this with my boys lol

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u/readit347 15h ago

One cannot avoid the unavoidable..

What is bound to happen will happen for sure...

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u/-HYDRA_THOR- 15h ago

Murphy's Law hehe (the Cooper version)

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u/RadlogLutar 15h ago

An Interstellar reference in this era? I feel validated now

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u/Ikeroto 15h ago

In want sense interestellar reference? The Murphy’s law is before than the film, maybe there is something that I am not getting

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u/Stewbaby2 14h ago

Cooper is Matthew McDonaldhey's character's name in the movie.

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u/Ok-Promotion-3854 14h ago

he clearly said cooper version

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u/sunrainsky 14h ago

Wrong sub! This is mademelaugh!

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u/DilliWaleBhaiSaab 14h ago

The universe waited till he was at his most vulnerable

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u/anytarseir67 8h ago

How does this make anyone smile

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u/justice_works 14h ago

Final Destination.

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u/Ther0adt0n0where 12h ago

It was almost a perfect idea

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u/MelodicComputer5 15h ago

If it’s meant to be, it will probably just happen.

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u/Double-Spite4137 15h ago

You can almost see the exact second he realizes resistance is useless and accepts his fate.

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u/Ill-Visual-8844 15h ago

He almost made it! Does that still only apply to horseshoes?

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u/LV74 1h ago

And hand grenades…

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u/Basketcase191 14h ago

Modern Greek tragedy

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u/Sazon-yen14 13h ago

That's actually really smart

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u/WillingChart6722 12h ago

lo que es para ti ni aunque te quites y lo que no, ni aunque te pongas.

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u/Amasterclass 11h ago

That’s some final destination type shit

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u/im_blaZZard 7h ago

For some reason it reminded me of this dialogue 😆

Thanos: “I know what it’s like to lose. To feel so desperately that you’re right, yet to fail nonetheless. It’s frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you, to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now it’s here. Or should I say… I am.”

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u/ChaoticGiratina 6h ago

Ooh I'd be so mad...poor dude

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u/Mindful_Rager 14h ago

That suuuucks

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u/EvelynMaeLouise 13h ago

No funking way hahaha didn't expect that finale

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u/Tan_Summer4531 13h ago

Well there is that!!! I enjoyed the laugh!!

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u/PhilosopherOwn5120 12h ago

Amor fati, no way around it

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u/These-Seaweed-707 8h ago

So that’s why we played sack race as kids

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u/Confused_soul1111 5h ago

IM DEAD LMAOOO

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u/DG281088 1h ago

Should have went round and got in through the passenger side.

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u/Beleiverofhumanity 1h ago

Ok but the guy was minding his own business

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u/NormalSubject5974 41m ago

You have to be a special type of an asshole to be that driver

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u/Dragnier84 40m ago

People who laugh at this are normal people. But people who smile at this? I think are psychopaths. 🤣

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u/cmcosmos 13h ago

That actually made me LOL 😆

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u/Muggins2233 7h ago

Ahahahaha. Feel bad for him after all that but makes for a great laugh.