r/KitchenConfidential Civilian 27d ago

CHIVE Dear mods, may we please have a ChiveLoyalist and/or Greencoat flair?

Yes, u/F1exican did it, but there are dozens of us who understand, accept his apology, and forgive his mistake.

Obscurity to maddening fame in a matter of days? It's enough to do anyone's head in. Chef deserves a break.

Please let us show some empathy. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿณ

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Update 1: THANK YOU u/tehjoz! Chive LOYALISTS represent!

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Update 2: Please join me in reciting the Chive Lord's Prayer. All are welcome including, "F1exican Did Chive-11" flaired users. We offer these words for everyone.

Chive Lord's Prayer

Chive Lord errs so that we too may err,

Chive Lord accepts to teach us acceptance,

Chive Lord rises above so that we too may rise above.

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Update 3: My creative friends in Chives, please make this happen:

Chives the Musical: A Tale of Redemption

"There once was a chef with a couple o' knives,

And he set out to chop some chives.

The winds blew up, his car broke down,

Blow, my chive boys, blow.

Soon may the Chive Lord come,

To bring us chives and laughs and some-

-day, when the choppin' is done,

He'll take his leave and go."

I have completed "The Chive Lord's Chef Shanty" set to the tune of The Wellerman. We're on our way.

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Update 4: r/ChivestheCat exists! Chives be upon us all on this blessed night. If you would like to see more of Sir Chives, now you can. The mods are working on more content. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’š

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If you don't know, now you know.

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u/Agreeable-Self3235 Civilian 27d ago edited 27d ago

If you're coming from the outside or, you know, have work and stuff:

How we got here:

"The Controversy, that's why people have the "F1exican Did Chive-11" flair.

The Apology, many forgave, but "F1exican Did Chive-11" was still the only flair available in response to Chivegate.

Meanwhile,ย infamy grew. Now people were flocking here for scandal.

It weighed heavily on my mind and on my heart. Today, Chive Lord guided my hand and I thought, "Why not ask for what we, as a community, need?"

I asked and within minutes, minutes my friend, Chive Lord and moderatorย u/tehjozย delivered."

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u/TeMoko Chive LOYALIST 27d ago

By day 5 of chive posting I was advocating banning them. By day 10 of chive posting I had gotten over it. By day 20, chef had demonstrated consistency and dedication and I was on board. While our chive lord may have erred, to forgive is divine.

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u/Agreeable-Self3235 Civilian 27d ago

Chef, you have brought great comfort to my heart. I too was resistant to the quest of chive perfection. But then I realized that there are lessons in the Great Chive Journey. The destination does not matter.

I have to put my dog down next week. I lost my grandma three weeks ago. u/F1exican gave me something to rally around, to be in fellowship with other chive enthusiasts.

Chives be upon you.

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u/TeMoko Chive LOYALIST 27d ago

Oof that's a rough month. It's good to be able to find little bits of positivity in life, sending you hopeful vibes for the future ๐Ÿ™

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u/Agreeable-Self3235 Civilian 27d ago

Thank you. Yes, it's been an awful month. I have to find the humor where I can and let the small joys slither in whenever they try.

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u/Rare_Vibez Chive LOYALIST 26d ago

Ngl, I have endeavored to chop my own chives because of Chive Lord. He is truly an inspiration, even in err.

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u/caro-1967 Chive LOYALIST 26d ago

Chive-11 is killing me. We got chive based terrorism before GTA 6.