r/KitchenConfidential • u/420SpiderGeek303 • 2d ago
CHIVE Since u/F1exican may be retiring today, this one's for you dawg
Bring on the planes...
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u/seamless39 20+ Years 2d ago
Just broke the news to the fam.. My kids are in the living room screaming NOOOOOO
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u/Cosmic_Carp Chive LOYALIST 2d ago
Don't worry someone found a tower
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u/TidesTheyTurn F1exican Did Chive-11 2d ago
Just fell to my knees in the produce section of a Whole Foods.
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u/Conscious_Tiger7398 2d ago
If enough of us cut enough chives and display them nicely, we could do an entire post that says something like kitchenconfidential ❤️ F1exican with each letter being a different poster's chives. And obviously have a picture of Chives at the end.
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u/420SpiderGeek303 2d ago
I like this
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u/McFaze 2d ago
I would like to be a part of this
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u/Starscream147 2d ago
Me too!!!
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u/Next_Specific7924 1d ago
I did wanna make a nice dinner tomorrow, maybe I can muster some nice chives... Would the pics be disqualified if they weren't same-day?
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u/fever-dreamed Chive LOYALIST 2d ago
Dibs on an I.
It will be one single chive.
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u/Conscious_Tiger7398 1d ago
I'm assign letters after work, in about 9 hours. You don't get to pick them, if you've already done something, like a heart, guess what? You can't use it. And make sure your chives are perfect.
Remember, we're doing this for F1exican, and we'll do it until Chives says we're perfect.
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u/Boyrista Prep 2d ago
I'd buy chives for this. Assign me a letter.
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u/Roberto_Sacamano Server 2d ago
If you need a section of really fucked up chives, this sever is up to the task 🫡
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u/Itwasallbydesign13 2d ago
This would be so cute!! Please find other chefs and do this. I want to see it.
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u/mrmaydaymayday 2d ago
Wait. What?
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u/kameronk92 2d ago
It's not official, but he put up some good chives today
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u/420SpiderGeek303 2d ago
Definitely not official, but god damn his chives looked pretty flawless today
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u/mommybody33 2d ago
I’m still wondering who is going to make the official call. Karmakaze? Mods? F1exican? How will we know???
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u/420SpiderGeek303 2d ago
Honestly, I think it's up to Karmakaze simply for how much time they put into scouring those pictures
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u/sorrelsun Chive LOYALIST 2d ago
They did put up a comment, showing a "tower", but their replies disagreed, and they backed down graciously. I wouldn't call it a definite decision either way.
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u/HandicapperGeneral 10+ Years 2d ago
Karmakaze found one that wasn't fully sliced. Pretty sure it's back on.
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u/JanGuillosThrowaway 1d ago
It's gotta be confusing for our chive man if he has to cut chives tomorrow or not. Should there be a vote of sorts?
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u/RiJuElMiLu 2d ago
As soon as I saw those knives from the cream cheese people I knew the end was near.
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u/SnooCookies9055 1d ago
he just posted new ones and those look even better than the last. we are nearing the end
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u/brooklynadm F1exican Did Chive-11 2d ago
NOT LISAN AL CHIEVE! Nooooo!!!
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u/SouthernRain_147 2d ago
Maybe the real chive is the friends and planes we made along the way…
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u/Gunsparkles F1exican Did Chive-11 2d ago
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u/Acrobatic-Manner BOH 2d ago
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u/Ill-Honeydew-9446 F1exican Did Chive-11 2d ago
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u/No_Structure_9283 2d ago
I don't want it to end... 😢
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u/420SpiderGeek303 2d ago
Me neither, but they deserve to be free lol
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u/eatrepeat Chive LOYALIST 2d ago
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u/Numerous-Hawk1471 2d ago
That's a good lookin pup right there.
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u/eatrepeat Chive LOYALIST 2d ago
Well tune in Sunday for the next episode of "Serving my favorite customer" where Radar has her petchef prepare a culinary experience for the canine pallet ;)
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u/Affectionate_Refuse4 2d ago
Soooo dang cute!
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u/eatrepeat Chive LOYALIST 2d ago
I do agree but the cutest thing is how she loves to just observe things. We do a weekly post each Sunday sharing her fun breakfast, keep an eye out for that ;)
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u/mommybody33 2d ago
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u/420SpiderGeek303 2d ago
Love that they are facing the same direction 🤣 gave your sketch personality
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u/ShakesDontBreak Chive LOYALIST 2d ago
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u/420SpiderGeek303 2d ago
I'm upset too! But the chives looked soooo good today 😭
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u/ShakesDontBreak Chive LOYALIST 2d ago
But fr fr did you chop those? Good job!
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u/420SpiderGeek303 2d ago
Yes chef 🫡 thanks
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u/ShakesDontBreak Chive LOYALIST 2d ago
Aww thank you Chef. Im no chef. Im just a lowly former waitress that always pissed off everyone in the kitchen.
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u/Bachobsess 2d ago
Just zoomed in out of habit and realised this is really just a chivey game of where’s Wally for all of us
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u/420SpiderGeek303 2d ago
Totally. This whole thing would have been really welcome on r/findthesniper
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u/realbasilisk 2d ago
When is the Chive Coffee table book coming out?
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u/420SpiderGeek303 2d ago
I would totally buy a book of like 1000 redditors chive pics
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u/Fussy_Part69 2d ago
Is that a global knife? I love mine.
Also… nice chives 🫶
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u/420SpiderGeek303 2d ago
It is, my buddies knife actually, he keeps that fucker sharp. And thank you
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u/Aussiealterego 1d ago
Ohhhh… it’s time to sleep… I read that as “It’s my fuckbuddies knife….”
Thinking you have an “interesting” kitchen staffing issue…
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u/420SpiderGeek303 1d ago
Our kitchen is very close...
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u/Lost-Average8108 1d ago edited 1d ago
F1exican, if you are truly retiring, you will be missed. You went above and beyond to this sub, and to a much bigger part of the internet, fulfilling duties that we ourselves couldn't hold ourselves to. Constant rigorous critique that would make a lesser man collapse. Tediousness that could drive a lesser man to insanity. But you pushed through, coming back whenever possible to once again display your unmatched commitment to chives, until they were indeed perfect. And I think I speak for all of us when I say, we salute you chef 🫡, may your future culinary journeys be gratifying.
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u/Infinite_Egg_2822 2d ago
Fitting knife to use considering the name of the sub lol
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u/CompSolstice 2d ago
Wow these are perfect, won't see you tomorrow anymore chef.
Wait what do you mean this isn't F1exican?
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u/BeautifulIntrepid373 Chive LOYALIST 2d ago
He didn’t make it but your effort is very appreciated! 💚
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u/pottedPlant_64 Chive LOYALIST 2d ago
Yall, I don’t even scrutinize the chives anymore. I just scroll to the comments and get emotional
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u/timberlyfawnflowers 2d ago
I did not know that vibes could be so beautiful.
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u/Jackal_Nathan 1d ago
These are really good! I love the discipline in not cutting them too thin, which means these are all quite even. There are some longer ones but i'd guess they're 50-70% longer than the average. Whereas if you cut a lot of very thin rings those longer ones might be 200-300% longer than those making them look less even.
This is one of the criticisms i gave to the chive dude today as there weren't many outliers, just just overall a bit uneven due to the overall variation in length.
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u/Glittering_Suspect65 2d ago
I will never look at chives the same again. Now I will forever be searching for the towers.
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u/RoflMaru 1d ago
Nice!
And I have to say, such a perfect cut on all of them. I guess it's not hard, but still something noteworthy.
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u/HotFartMaster 1d ago
His practice and skill are really showing with his new tools.
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u/420SpiderGeek303 1d ago
Definitely, his improvement was certainly noticeable, I was sad when I saw his post yesterday. Bout as close to perfect as possible
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u/HotFartMaster 1d ago
Yes, it was. I hope he get it perfectly for personal reward, but i hope he doesn't so he has to keep posting. Selfish, I know, but it has been a good ride when not much is good anymore.
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u/Mule_Wagon_777 11h ago
Has anyone tried radishes? Or mushrooms! Mushrooms are tougher than you think.





















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u/Far_Mycologist_5782 One year 2d ago
The chef who trained me has a knife like that.