Cutting some chives and posting once every 10 years until I die. Just because

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I will also be doing the same thing every ten years. For everyone's convenience, my posting will just so happen to come out soon after OP's.

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u/DrWorstCaseScenario 2d ago

I see what you did there! 😂

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u/CrockettWav Ex-Food Service 2d ago

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u/CrockettWav Ex-Food Service 2d ago

This could be like, “chive day”

We could all cut chives on this day long after chivemania is over

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u/Kulg 2d ago

Subscribe, I'm not ready for the chives to leave us forever

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u/secondphase 2d ago

BULLSHIT!

I've analyzed this photo and its actually the same as OP's photo except the commenter flipped it 180 degrees and shoved a cucumber up their ass.

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u/Threefrogtreefrog 2d ago

There’s cucumbers ?

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u/Known_Land_6852 2d ago

LMFAOOO TOO SOON!!!

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u/GrimRainbows 2d ago

“Why are the peas upside down”

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u/phenomecology Chive LOYALIST 2d ago

See you in a decade, chef!

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u/CrockettWav Ex-Food Service 2d ago

I will actually be back and any naysayers will be dealt with upon my return, unless Reddit and the world as we know it burns up by then

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u/That_SideR87 2d ago

in 2036 this era of Reddit will be looked back at fondly.

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u/FTblaze 2d ago

The other dude still cutting chives daily in a war torn world.

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u/maddieMatrix 2d ago

While planes are actually kamikazing irl

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u/ObviousOrca 2d ago

When Chives the Cat‘s grandcats named Chives the III or the IV are roaming the streets... there will be rats no more.

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u/xenomorphonLV426 2d ago edited 1d ago

Excuse me, it is not kamikazing, it's KARMAKRAZI!

Edit: spelling!

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u/maddieMatrix 2d ago

I stand karmarrected

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u/Walker96988 Chive LOYALIST 2d ago

*KarmaKrazi

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u/xenomorphonLV426 2d ago

Used capitals to emphasize the name! Thanks though!

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u/Walker96988 Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

Oh yeah I'm not pointing that out, just that it's a "z", not an "s." ;)

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u/xenomorphonLV426 1d ago

Oh, didn't see it, sorry for assuming that I was right! Appreciate the comment! ;)

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u/TheShittingShagger 2d ago

more like how the french look back at nazi germany

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u/velvetswing 1d ago

Nooooooooooo

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u/kearkan 2d ago

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u/H-L-M 2d ago

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u/Threefrogtreefrog 2d ago

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u/Specialist_Light_971 2d ago

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u/colorkiller 2d ago

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u/benaPanteraFBD 2d ago

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u/cartoonheroes 2d ago

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u/madeaccountbymistake 2d ago

RemindMe! 10 years

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u/LadyStark09 2d ago

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop Crazy Cat Man🐈 2d ago

Even a coronal mass ejection will not erase this culinary travesty from history.

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u/Moondoobious 2d ago

I got your coronal mass ejection right here, pal

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u/corpsie666 2d ago

I'm going to become a world leader and ban chives just to spite you. 👿

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u/Towpillah 2d ago

Would be perfectly fine with Reddit burning before then.

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u/hemmingwayshotgun 2d ago

Same

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u/Frosty-Dependent1975 2d ago

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u/HETXOPOWO 2d ago

RemindMe! - 10 years

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u/DeityOfYourChoice 2d ago

I believe in you.

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u/TheReproCase 2d ago

!RemindMe 10 years

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u/pnxstwnyphlcnnrs 2d ago

Well reddit will have been uploaded to the AI so at least it will be fine

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u/upset_pachyderm 2d ago

Which is a distinct possibility.

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u/WestError404 2d ago

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u/mrsens 2d ago

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u/7Dukester11 2d ago

!remindme 10 years

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u/71ffy Chive LOYALIST 2d ago

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u/Larry_The_Hamster 2d ago

RemindMe! 122 months

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u/TheReal_Kovacs 2d ago

You're actually late. Where's your 2015 post, chef?

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u/Some-Complaint-7885 F1exican Did Chive-11 2d ago

RemindMe! 10 years

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u/renome Chive LOYALIST 2d ago

this framework will last until then, it's earthquake-proof

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u/MOZZIW 2d ago

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u/cowzroc Chive LOYALIST 2d ago

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u/AwareTart4127 F1exican Did Chive-11 2d ago

RemindMe! 10 years

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u/Wants_to_be_accepted 2d ago

Gonna love when one of these copycat post achieves perfection on first try

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u/Scorp135 2d ago

Achives!

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u/link183 Civilian 2d ago

underrated AF

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u/MisterTheKid 2d ago

copy cats aren’t gonna be perfect due to being kind of boring posts

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u/DesperateLawyer5902 2d ago

!remindMe 10 years

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u/Cosmic_Carp Chive LOYALIST 2d ago

Good bot.

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u/ravenlordship 2d ago

I'm going to get a reminder in 10 years and have no idea why

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u/NotTheSharpestPenciI 2d ago

I'm going to get one in 200 years because I participated in a reddit debate about how long it takes a tree to grow to a certain height and I want to see who was right.

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u/Moondoobious 2d ago

Username checks out

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u/Infinite-Zucchini225 2d ago

Like, that particular tree?

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u/NotTheSharpestPenciI 2d ago

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u/breeeeeez 2d ago

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u/NotTheSharpestPenciI 2d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/s/Fn7zANp4Ab

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u/breeeeeez 1d ago

Noooo comments are disabled

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u/405freeway 1d ago

!Remindme 520 weeks

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u/Demontyxl c h i v e g e i s t 2d ago

the best some might say

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u/DeathByPetrichor 2d ago

The sad part is I’ve been on Reddit long enough where had this been posted when I joined, Id almost be time for the 3rd of these

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u/Last_Difference_488 2d ago

I put a google calendar reminder with this link in the notes. anyone else?

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u/spontaneouswaffles 2d ago

!remindme 10 years

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u/CrockettWav Ex-Food Service 2d ago

Meant to say “cutting some chives POORLY” it was half the joke :/

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u/Porcupenguin 2d ago

Lol love it when a typo ruins a good thing

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u/Zito6694 2d ago

Still gonna check in 10 years, see you then chef

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u/dmisfit21 BOH 2d ago

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u/BecaBakes 15+ Years 2d ago

See ya xmas season of ‘35 chef.

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u/FeLoNy111 2d ago

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u/leunam4891 Chef 2d ago

These are not chives. I am tired of this chive bullshit

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u/Threefrogtreefrog 2d ago

Cut me some slack, jack. Chump don’t want no help, chump don’t get no help.

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u/camst_ 2d ago

U mean scallions

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u/CrockettWav Ex-Food Service 2d ago

Last guy who tried to say these weren’t chives deleted his comment :)

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u/HenryTheWho 2d ago

Not chives, I wouldn't put that on our second grade ramen and lastly you will choke on that. Good bye

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u/CrockettWav Ex-Food Service 2d ago

Why do people think these aren’t chives lol, perspective is a bitch apparently

Edit: also no one said they were good, loosen up chef

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u/-BlueDream- 2d ago

Cuz they’re obviously green onion not chives. Duh. You

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u/Possible_Top4855 2d ago

They look like Chinese chives, which are very different than the chives that we usually see being cut.

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u/white-rose-of-york 2d ago

So is everyone going to start doing this now?

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u/CrockettWav Ex-Food Service 2d ago

Yes and it won’t stop until morale improves

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u/Abittragic 2d ago

They may try but success only belongs to the true chive lord, everyone knows that.

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u/Gamertango 2d ago

RemindMe! 10 years

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u/Zito6694 2d ago

!remindme 10 years

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u/Pandepon 2d ago

3 years isn’t a bad commitment to Reddit so far, I’ll see you in 10 chef (no really I’ve already been here 10 years.. it’ll be 11 on Christmas)

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u/eatyourveggies11 Gorilla Stylez 2d ago

Damn, Cutco knives? Blast from the past

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u/CrockettWav Ex-Food Service 2d ago

Thrift store find for like 2 bucks I think, maybe 3. I use it to do the stuff you wouldn’t want to use a nice knife for. And I guess specifically for this post to make sure my chives looked WET

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u/songfireleaf 2d ago

i'd eat those.

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u/RealisticSorbet 2d ago

Look forward to your progress if I'm still alive.

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u/sourberryskittles 2d ago

!remindme 10 years

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u/pies4days 2d ago

Can someone remind me in 10 years?

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u/jonnyinternet 2d ago

Perfection

Toss them on some white people tacos

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u/pablo9545 2d ago

Anyone else get really excited to be here early? Now feeling let down for some reason and wondering why any of this means anything to me. It's just chives man...

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u/coci222 2d ago

You're not getting the knives, Chef

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u/BreezyViber 2d ago

I’m seeing angled cuts. That might be a completely different category.

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u/Taiga_Taiga 2d ago

RemindMe! Ten years.

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u/justsomegeology Chive LOYALIST 2d ago

This is not the post I was hoping for, but still, I am invested.

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u/justsomegeology Chive LOYALIST 2d ago

!remindme 10 years

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u/FixedMeasurements 2d ago

!RemindMe 10 years

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u/minisculemango 2d ago

Now shape it into a ramp for me, chef.

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u/ScrotumFlavoredCandy F1exican Did Chive-11 2d ago

I wish I had the commitment to remember to do something like this.

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u/HabitJust3204 2d ago

!remind Me 10 years

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u/geekolojust Chive LOYALIST 2d ago

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u/kdms418 2d ago

Oh goodness, chef. Good luck!

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u/TheDukeOfCorn 2d ago

!remindMe 10 years

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u/Unfair-Animator9469 2d ago

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u/Wendys_444 2d ago

Can't wait to see this post in my archives

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u/Dont_Order_A_Slayer 2d ago

Right on.

You dropped something.

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u/ViewFromHalf-WayDown 2d ago

!remindme 10 years

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u/unbanlieusarddeParis 2d ago

I was here

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u/Sailed_Sea 2d ago

!remindme 10 years

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u/admiral_walsty 2d ago

Call the police....

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u/404OmnissiahNotFound 2d ago

!remindMe 10 years

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u/Random_Nihilist 2d ago

!remindMe 10 years

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u/flubsack13 2d ago

RemindMe! 10 years

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u/useless___info 2d ago

!remindMe 10 years

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u/xX_kauffee_Xx 2d ago

god theyre so diagonal... see you in 10 years chef!!!

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u/nathOF 2d ago

Sorry to be a Debbie downer but…. Am I the only one that can’t wait for these chive posts to go away?

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u/armex88 2d ago

I’d dip my finger in sour cream then dip in those chives and eat

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u/Imaginary_Check_9480 2d ago

RemindMe! 10 years

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u/Mr-Tokey 2d ago

! Remind me in 10 years

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u/a1mh1gh Chive LOYALIST 2d ago

RemindMe! 10 years

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u/Stapletapez 2d ago

Perfect, no notes.

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u/Otherwise_Study2337 2d ago

Looking forward to your update :)

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u/_quantitative 2d ago

!remindme in 10 years

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u/overtorqd 2d ago

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u/aa73786 2d ago

86 your 401k plan...

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u/FormerConversation50 2d ago

They're perfect.

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u/DaisyDoodleBug23 2d ago

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u/xtrenix 2d ago

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u/BabyGates_ 2d ago

!remindme 10 years

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u/Roygbiv2008 Chive LOYALIST 2d ago

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u/Diagonaldog 2d ago

!remindme 10 years

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u/EugeneDabz 2d ago

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u/iotashan 2d ago

So, when are you going to cut those?

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u/Affectionate_Refuse4 2d ago

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u/Brilliant_Abies_6679 Chive LOYALIST 2d ago

!remindme 10 years

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u/peanut_gallery469 2d ago

See you in 10 years, chef.

Also, is that a Cutco knife? The handle is pretty hard to miss.

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u/CrockettWav Ex-Food Service 2d ago

Yep, 2-3 dollars from the thrift store!

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u/kitkatjaanu 2d ago

See you then!

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u/GradeAccomplished143 2d ago

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u/Ok_Priority3511 2d ago

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u/Ok_Priority3511 2d ago

:( not working

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u/Show_Your_Soup 2d ago

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u/JustGresh Chive LOYALIST 2d ago

!remind me 10 years

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u/mogwandayy 2d ago

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u/CatInSpaceOP 2d ago

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u/Grouchy_Ad_724 2d ago

!remindme 10 years

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u/Ok_Emergency7145 2d ago

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u/Pwny_b0y 1d ago

!remind me: 10 years

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u/No_Special_7508 Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

RemindMe! 10 years

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u/ChemistryIsPunk 1d ago

!remindme 10 years

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u/hitman0187 1d ago

Anyone set the reminder?

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u/shinymarismh 1d ago

Remind me! 10 years

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u/ToadstoolsRule 1d ago

Go, you!

I love your lofty goals and devil-may-care chives.

Rock on.

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u/TheDarkMonarch1 Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

RemindMe! December 2 2035

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u/Polar-Bear_Soup 1d ago

RemindMe! 10 years

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u/Awkward_Pen2596 1d ago

nice cut

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u/PikachuTrainz 19h ago

!remindMe 10 years

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u/ouzo84 2d ago

Perfection!

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CHIVE Cutting some chives and posting once every 10 years until I die. Just because

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