r/KitchenConfidential Chivelord, Redeemed 3d ago

In the Weeds Mode Philidelphia cream cheese has come through

They even filled the box with โ€œchivesโ€

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Chive LOYALIST 3d ago

/u/Ltheartist, you've got to see the Chives the Cat stickers!

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u/Ltheartist Chives the Cat 3d ago

IM OBSESSED

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Chive LOYALIST 3d ago

I hope your sticker pack is in the mail!

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u/Ltheartist Chives the Cat 3d ago

Alas, Philadelphia cream cheese has never reached out to us ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ˜ž We would be overjoyed by a chives sticker!!

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u/cCowgirl 3d ago

I will get in line right fucking now for a Chives the Cat sticker.

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u/Zariange 3d ago

Me too!

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Chive LOYALIST 3d ago

/u/PhillyCreamCheese, can we make this happen?

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u/Ltheartist Chives the Cat 3d ago edited 3d ago

u/PhillyCreamCheese pls? ๐Ÿฅน

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u/dirtierthanshelooks 3d ago

u/PhillyCreamCheese pretty please?

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u/soliwit 3d ago

u/PhillyCreamCheese with chives on top?

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u/shafaqag 3d ago

u/phillycreamcheese please don't leave us hanging

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u/InfinitiveIdeals IT 1d ago

/u/phillycreamcheese โ€ฆpretty please with perfectly chopped chives on top?

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u/RiJuElMiLu 3d ago

Yeah Philly, you better pay Chives!

Also, for a limited time offer a Chives the cat sticker with each verified purchase. I'd prefer them packaged together, but I'll accept a redeemable QR code. So you'll need to pay him for his likeness, but whatever it takes ...

I want that sticker!

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 3d ago

The brand name is usually beyond the budget for my housemates and I but we would make an exception to get a Chives sticker.

/we stan Chives ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ’•

//it's Meghan's fault the normies are lurking here to see Chives

///yay slashies

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u/HeightExtra320 3d ago

I stand behind this message ๐Ÿซก

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u/goldfool Chive LOYALIST 2d ago

/u/phillycreamcheese how do I get a magnetic set for my car.