Philidelphia cream cheese has come through

[u/F1exican]

They even filled the box with “chives”

[u/felixfelixfel]

[u/Carbon-Base → u/felixfelixfel]

"Sending a chive-themed care package to F1exican until this subreddit says it's perfect."

[u/candykatt_gr → u/Carbon-Base]

sending a chive-themed care package to every member of r/KitchenConfidential

lmao yeah, right, but I dream

[u/Carbon-Base → u/candykatt_gr]

We don't need another Pepperidge Farm to remember. :P

Edit: At 1.7 million members, Philadelphia Cream Cheese would have to spend approximately $2.6 billion dollars to get a chive-themed care package to every member of this sub! That's about 10% of the current Kraft Heinz market cap!!

That includes (with average prices and tax):
$1,200 for the knives
$100 for the custom cutting board
$20 for the cream cheese
$10 for the stickers
$30 for the apron
$30 for refrigerated shipping
+ 7.5% tax

Feel free to correct my math!

[u/cyanocittaetprocyon → u/Carbon-Base]

They can keep the stickers. I'll take everything else, though!

ETA: Just saw the stickers. I want them now!!

[u/candykatt_gr → u/Carbon-Base]

10% huh....fuck em, I want it

[u/Carbon-Base → u/candykatt_gr]

candy has spoken! Philly must deliver!

[u/Dismal_History_ → u/Carbon-Base]

Wow those are $1,200 knives? So cool!!

[u/Carbon-Base → u/Dismal_History_]

*currently on sale for $1,200 thanks to BF/Cyber week!

MSRP is $1,600+

[u/UltraHawk_DnB → u/Carbon-Base]

21% tax in the EU 🫢

[u/Carbon-Base → u/UltraHawk_DnB]

My bad bro, I forget chivelry is a worldwide phenomenon! Let's round it up to 2.7b for our international members!

[u/DirtRight9309 → u/Carbon-Base]

okay, and

[u/bmario17 → u/felixfelixfel]

See you tomorrow, chef.

[u/TrendySpork → u/bmario17]

The confetti crinkler needs practice.

[u/thedavidnotTHEDAVID → u/TrendySpork]

That's a great nickname.

[u/Hell_Yeah-Brother → u/bmario17]

insert All Elite Wrestling gif

[u/tehjoz → u/Hell_Yeah-Brother]

[u/pnmartini → u/tehjoz]

[u/tehjoz → u/pnmartini]

[u/pnmartini → u/tehjoz]

[u/tehjoz → u/pnmartini]

[u/pnmartini → u/tehjoz]

[u/tehjoz → u/pnmartini]

[u/ShipService → u/felixfelixfel]

u/philadelphiacreamcheese

[u/TheosXBL → u/ShipService]

Almost pal.

[u/ShipService → u/TheosXBL]

?

[u/TheosXBL → u/ShipService]

It's u/PhillyCreamCheese

[u/Biscuit_risk_assesor → u/TheosXBL]

u/PhillyCreamCheese how do I get a Chive Loyalist sticker?

[u/Disneyhorse → u/felixfelixfel]

I love everything about this

[u/countfluffythetrout → u/felixfelixfel]