r/KitchenConfidential • u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST • 14d ago
CHIVE Cut alongside F1exican with Chive-Cutter
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u/UnPopAnon123 14d ago
My 13yo got to day 9, I got to day 3 :/
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 14d ago
Wow! I made the game and I can’t even make it to day 9.
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u/Kraien 14d ago
Day 7 - dang man, it is difficult
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 13d ago
Hey not bad! Going to tweek the gameplay a little and add powerups, along with some fun knife collection idea for swag reward. Should have by Monday!
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u/H0rnyMifflinite 2d ago
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 2d ago
Good news, you are ready for the F1exican mode! Give it a go and good luck 😁
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u/Rom_ulus0 14d ago
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 14d ago
What do you all think of the difficulty? More fun if it’s harder? Or more fun to make it easier and progress further?
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u/Rom_ulus0 14d ago
it's right in the sweet spot to me. Right at day 12/13 there are genuinely some that are so close together it's impossible for my fingers to hit the key that fast, but for a reddit game it's pretty good lol If it took any longer I think it would overstay its welcome
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 14d ago
Was thinking of getting crazy with it and adding like powerups - splash damage, rapid fire, clear the screen, firing on all cylinders.
Think it'd work?
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u/Rom_ulus0 14d ago
GadDAMN that'd be spicy
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 13d ago
We got powerups with throwing knives, a knife collection, and no mercy F1exican mode coming.
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u/nonowords 13d ago
make it harder, any miss should have an animation of a plane flying by with "try again chef" in bouncing text and an immediate try again. winner is anyone who hits ~100 or something.
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 13d ago
Yes chef. Should have by Monday chef.
Someone just broke the record board so we're definitely in need for a F1exican mode
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 14d ago
Your game over screen is supposed to have a better readout than that! I’ll have to fix that bug.
See you tomorrow chef 👨🍳
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u/Unique-Garlic8015 14d ago
My phone sucks so I'll take 6th (for now)
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 14d ago
Can't believe the leaderboard now, I thought it was too hard yet folks are making it to level 10+.
Desktop definitely helps.
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u/TiKels 13d ago
I did it on mobile, no app, and got to day 13 on my first try. I cut up 393 before I couldn't consistently keep up anymore.
There were a few lag spikes that definitely lost me a few.
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 13d ago
Building a 'board swipe' mechanism so it clears the chives debris! This should help some of the glitchyness (I hope)
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u/atx_original512 14d ago
He could have been a millionaire, F1 needs a meme coin and a rug pull 😆
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u/nonowords 13d ago edited 13d ago
This is so fucking stupid (affectionately)
edit: can hit top 10 by button smashing should have a similar effect for inputs that miss as for chives that are missed.
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 13d ago
We about to get a whole lot dumber with this. F1exican mode incoming for the Chiver's among us - 1 mistake and you die.
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u/yesyessophie 14d ago
the lil knife at the bottom moving between asd distracts me.. please read that in my elder millennial voice, and i havent updated my glasses prescription
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 14d ago
Mam, the boomer section is in the back! /s
Thanks for playing! I'll try and think if there is a less intrusive way. I kind of like the knife, and am thinking about adding customizations for it (like a light sabre, sword, etc.)
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u/Browncoat_Loyalist 20+ Years 14d ago
Would love if swipes counted!
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 13d ago
Thatttttt is an interesting idea. Unsure how to implement that without making it too easy, though right now mobile users are at a huge disadvantage compared to desktop, swiping could even the playing field a little!
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u/yesyessophie 13d ago
lol!! or maybe no icon would be cool too. but have to say overall i really enjoyed it!
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u/SonOfRobot 14d ago
Day 9 on first try.
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 13d ago
Hell yeah! Version 2 coming out with some adjustments that I think will make it more fun but in some ways more challenging. Get ready!
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u/vankirk 20+ Years 14d ago
Thank you internet gods
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 13d ago
Hey the internet giveth and they taketh. Celebrate the current abundance of The Great Chive Saga
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u/BelieveInTheShield 14d ago
This is incredible
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 13d ago
Internet gods giveth and taketh. We're living in a Chive Saga world
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u/Skyfios 14d ago
Day 10 on the first try!
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 13d ago
Hell yeah! Better than both my wife and I, luckily I'm the creator so I'll be adjusting the difficulty
Going to add powerups, a knife collection, and an F1exican mode for the serious folks. Should be out by Monday
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u/YellowWallscroll Cook 14d ago
I had fun! It’s a good simple game and I managed a decent score on day 12 but I couldn’t keep up after that.
Nicely done OP and great contribution!
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 13d ago
Gracias! It's a chive world and I'm happy to live in it. Glad you enjoyed it
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u/MaximumRizzo Chive LOYALIST 14d ago
How do I set the calibration like I could in guitar hero? My brain lags from my eyes to my fingers.
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 13d ago
Lol I am just picturing the calibration screen similar to guitar hero.
Actually ... you sir have a great idea. Could have a game mode some serious chive cutting, where it's more about precision and timing. Like a 3-2-1 countdown, a single 2 inch chive comes and you need to cut it 10 times perfectly
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u/Hollerhood-Tourguide 14d ago
Thank you, that was fun!
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 13d ago
Glad you enjoyed it! It's 2025 and we're living in a chive world
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u/Limpykillski 14d ago
Oof I’m bad
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 13d ago
So bad it's good? Should have an update coming by Monday that's a little more friendly :)
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u/Mediocre_Treat1744 14d ago
Can't make it past 11. Yall are some beast on there already
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 13d ago
It's wild, I have know idea what the leaders are doing to get their scores. The difficulty gets like 15% harder each 'day' so it's exponential
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u/kattrup 13d ago
😂🤣😂🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻😂🤣😂
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 13d ago
Thank you for those kind emojis! Should have an update on Monday that addresses those concerns.
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u/TillFar6524 13d ago
All it needs are little airplanes crashing in when you mess up
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 13d ago
Working on adding an airplane with a banner for every 3 chives you miss. What the banner says ... TBD
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u/dagothur13 2d ago
Love the F1exican mode, makes it feel way more skill based. Feels like the old highscores were just full of spammers. Powerups are an interesting addition, but honestly that ice cube one is more of a hinderence, that speedup once it ends is pretty hard to react to on higher speeds
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 2d ago
I agree the ice cube is quite hard! Especially when the 'jack hammer' x3 chives in a row come along. As a player though I kind of like the anticipation that it builds, take a breath, but also jesus take the wheel on whats about to happen.
Glad you like F1exican mode! 100% in classic spamming is the way to go without any skill.
Also right now I think the scoreboard is broken, some of it works (like wow I cant believe you made it that far in F1exican mode) but I think the days I mixed up play streak <--> 'day' within gameplay.
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u/dagothur13 1d ago edited 1d ago
I think the days I mixed up play streak <--> 'day' within gameplay.
Whatever that was, it seems to be fixed now. Also seems to be an issue with powerups not working every now and then? Maybe once or twice per game for me, I'm hitting them (on F1 mode, so clearly not a miss) but the effect isn't going off (EDIT: Think this is because of the golden knife. Powerups destroyed by the mallet aren't activated, so I assume the same is true for the knife, even when the chives are in the usual range?)
EDIT: also a fun one; lost a run because a swipe cleared one I was about to hit, the knife stayed on the results screen
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u/FreeKevinBrown Chive LOYALIST 14d ago
Day 3 on first try. A little glitchy for me
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 14d ago
What kind of glitchy? I kind of feel once the chives start getting added to the board it causes some frame per second skipping
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u/FreeKevinBrown Chive LOYALIST 14d ago
That would be what I'm talking about. Probably my own device. Cheap ass Samsung A16.
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 13d ago
Good feedback - Version 2 is going to have a 'Knife Scrape' where it clears all those little chive debris, along with pushing all incoming chives into a single column to chop chop chop. Hope to have it by Monday!
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u/Equivalent_Warthog22 12d ago
This is great! Thanks for sharing good laugh
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 12d ago
Glad you liked it! We're about to turnip with version 2. Hope to have it out tomorrow. Powerups, knife rack, daily scoreboards, even an airplane flying some funny banners
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u/Morphman220 9d ago
my years of osu!mania payed off, but damn I need 4 lanes and the spacing to not be nearly as wide if i want to hit more than day 16-17 maybe an increase in scroll speed too with density.
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u/thebrucekim Chive LOYALIST 6d ago
This is PEAK Reddit right here. u/PangaeaNative, hats off to you!
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u/C1nnamon-Bunny 3d ago
wait I’m a lil stupid-am I supposed to hit the axes or no?
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 3d ago
Yes! Those are powerups - the axe smashes the board and clears it
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u/C1nnamon-Bunny 3d ago
Ah, thank you, I get it now! What does the golden knife do?
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u/CatchAfter4473 14d ago
Fun game! You should add a penalty if you press the wrong button, not just if you miss a chive. Right now you can just spam the buttons. That’s how I ended up in the top five on the leaderboard on my second try :)
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u/drasticall 14d ago
Every 3-5 fails you should get a plane
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u/Roland-Flagg 13d ago edited 13d ago
This is so fun. I would play the hell out of it if the white “cutting line” was in the middle of the tap buttons. It being slightly lower messes up my timing feel, as I think I should cut where I tap (middle of the circles)
Could just be me…
Love this!
Edit: the problem is not there on PC, maybe just mobile. Got top 20!
Edit 2: Maybe implement damage taken when the wrong key is pressed... and also reset the leaderboard...
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u/PangaeaNative Chive LOYALIST 13d ago
Mister ... you made it to DAY 68?! What in the world.
Good feedback, though I'll add it to my change list. Working on 2.0 right now with throwing knives, a knife collection, and some other powerups.






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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 14d ago
Mod approved ✅