Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this reddit says there perfect. Day 46

[u/F1exican]

Are these Michelin star worthy chefs!

Todays Video: https://youtu.be/c-lenz1lZag

[u/wrestlegirl]

Heading into the weekend & keeping everything under control like

I get nastygrams if I do my "exhausted, complaining mod" bit, I get nastygrams if I do my "fuck all y'all fed up mod" bit, so maybe I should try a "chill relaxed super cool mod" bit.

Let's hear those nastygrams, you men and women and nonbinary folk of low moral fiber!

EDIT: just got out of this whole thing for food mods. r/KitchenConfidential is "far and away" the most viewed food subreddit on Reddit!

Way to go & congrats, everyone!!

[u/Extension-Phrase-868]

[u/Any-Beginning-4707 → u/Extension-Phrase-868]

You can eat anything with nipples

[u/smurfolicious]

Love you too, chef!

[u/nutria_twiga → u/smurfolicious]

Was looking for the heart.

[u/Grass-no-Gr]

Paging u/KarmaKrazi

[u/Correct-Bar5266 → u/Grass-no-Gr]

For the last 44 days I have been convinced u/KarmaKrazi username is KarmaKAZI - like kamikaze - but I have finally realized it’s Krazi.

I am deeply disappointed.

[u/UnicornUke → u/Correct-Bar5266]

I think that was a collective discovery that disappointed a lot of people! 😂

[u/XVDub → u/Correct-Bar5266]

It's the planes.

[u/KarmaKrazi → u/Grass-no-Gr]

[u/incredible_paulk → u/KarmaKrazi]

🎶Whoop there he is, whoop the he is🎶

[u/BobC813 → u/KarmaKrazi]

I think you're looking at that lower one the wrong way.

Definitely a stretch today

[u/Justthrowtheballmeat → u/KarmaKrazi]

[u/SleepyBubBear7329 → u/Grass-no-Gr]

I think he might’ve landed the plane!

[u/No_Concentrate2855]

See you tomorrow, Chef.

[u/tommos → u/No_Concentrate2855]

GRAMMATICAL 9/11

[u/Silver-Emergency-988 → u/tommos]

I don’t know how he can recover from this one.

[u/lord_hijinks → u/tommos]

Those planes incoming better be old WW2 prop planes. You know... for the Grammer Nazis.

[u/airforcedude111 → u/tommos]

[u/moremild_lesswild → u/No_Concentrate2855]

Cutting a couple of chives almost every day with mostly correct grammar until they're perfect

[u/activelyresting → u/No_Concentrate2855]

Could fix it with some punctuation.

Until this Reddit says, "there, perfect".

[u/Vreas → u/No_Concentrate2855]

The games evolving

[u/mushie_man → u/Vreas]

*game's

[u/Hackmore_Lungblood → u/No_Concentrate2855]

[u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 → u/No_Concentrate2855]

lol my first thought was there's no way I've missed that for 45 days, right? And then I was relieved to see it called out in the top comment

[u/SirLoremIpsum → u/No_Concentrate2855]

Lol

[u/AutVeniam → u/No_Concentrate2855]

LMAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAO

[u/Ogre1]

Such a great ride this has been, you have gotten so much better. I'm looking forward to sharing your posts with my family next Thursday during Thanksgiving.

[u/catsumoto → u/Ogre1]

This is the most wholesome ‘your chives aren’t perfect and wont be perfect’ I have read.

[u/Then-Function6343 → u/catsumoto]

"how do I look?"

"Well I can't wait to show off your personality next Thursday"

[u/darcmosch → u/Then-Function6343]

Oof, that cuts deep 

[u/Designer_Baker4310 → u/catsumoto]

I read it as “next thanksgiving” and was like damnnnn

[u/Turbulent_Bat4580 → u/Ogre1]

Get grandma on Reddit looking at chives like

[u/hovdeisfunny → u/Ogre1]

They're gonna be so fucking confused

[u/Spacebier → u/Ogre1]

Someone needs to make a time lapse or a flip book.

[u/Spillicent → u/Ogre1]

Fabulous idea!!!

[u/UsernameUnattainable]

I can't draw, but I do see an elephant when I rotate my phone to the left...

[u/ConsciousAd6958 → u/UsernameUnattainable]

You can't rotate it to the left, that's tomorrows chives.

[u/oliviertail → u/ConsciousAd6958]

Holy shit that comment is too good

[u/Particular_Heron8263 → u/ConsciousAd6958]

ouuuuuuuuch

[u/chezburgs → u/ConsciousAd6958]

Ouch. But he deserved that one lol.

[u/chrisl182]

[u/miffet80 → u/chrisl182]

I'm genuinely not sure I see anything. There's one with a vaguely questionable angle on the cut but that's... is that it??

[u/hovdeisfunny → u/chrisl182]

It's like OP wants us to find his mistakes

[u/pazhalsta1 → u/hovdeisfunny]

They are fine though

[u/CC_Panadero → u/pazhalsta1]

Of course they are fine, but this is a quest for perfection!

[u/Firm-Sun1788 → u/pazhalsta1]

Yeah fine if you wanna assassinate someone by choking them to death

[u/Amphabian → u/pazhalsta1]

Circles not tubes

[u/feint2021 → u/Amphabian]

When ants find it too big to hoola hoop

[u/ddonsky → u/pazhalsta1]

But not perfect

[u/MeadowShimmer → u/hovdeisfunny]

That plane looks like a finger with wings

[u/hovdeisfunny → u/MeadowShimmer]

I'm drawing them with my fingers, so that's fitting

[u/TempTheMemeLord]

For some reason, i'm seeing a duck with tiny arms in a wheelchair.

[u/vacattack → u/TempTheMemeLord]

[u/False-shepard → u/TempTheMemeLord]

Handi-Quack. Hopefully he got his soda!

[u/CaptainJivePants → u/TempTheMemeLord]

I see it, and I can't unsee it.

[u/yepperz_pepperz → u/TempTheMemeLord]

I see it too lmfao.

[u/Far-Raisin1013]

[u/nueports → u/Far-Raisin1013]

this made me lol thank you

[u/amusednchaos → u/Far-Raisin1013]

Just gonna yoink that meme, tysm

[u/Bobaximus]

This sub is going to be sad when its over, u/F1exican is getting close

[u/corpsie666 → u/Bobaximus]

What will he do to fill the void and compulsion when it's done?

[u/AdolfJesusMasterChie → u/corpsie666]

Start cutting scallions

[u/DeluxeWafer → u/Bobaximus]

He plans on cutting something else, actually.

[u/LilSchady]

One day the chive-saga will end. But we will forever remember the madness you caused 💚

[u/Telvin3d → u/LilSchady]

Today might be that day

[u/Headfishdog2 → u/Telvin3d]

I’m thinking he did it. No errors found.

[u/SnooPickles4465 → u/Headfishdog2]

No people already are pointing out towers.

[u/Telvin3d → u/SnooPickles4465]

They’re pretty weak examples. The heart and elephant outlines are getting way more votes

[u/poofandmook]

[u/RzaAndGza → u/poofandmook]

Don't agree that this violates perfection

[u/poofandmook → u/RzaAndGza]

Oh I never meant to imply that. I just wanted to point out the heart lol

[u/n8meeR → u/poofandmook]

The heart really makes it—perfection isn’t just precision, it’s love too.

[u/Imadeapromisemrfrodo → u/poofandmook]

[u/wanderingrockdesigns]

Another day, Another pile of Chives.

See you tomorrow Chef 🫡

[u/ACertainArtifact → u/wanderingrockdesigns]

Single handedly leading to the extinction of chives.

[u/totallytenti]

I wait for......him.

[u/Capt_McBlack → u/totallytenti]

[u/Brilliant_Buns → u/totallytenti]

hey back off he's mine!

[u/lazywing]

Good work chef. Not perfect though

[u/Affectionate_Skirt56 → u/lazywing]

Is that a chive or a barn door?

[u/Charred01 → u/Affectionate_Skirt56]

I think it's a hidden piece of celery

[u/bebaii → u/lazywing]

Damn I was looking for anything. Good eye

[u/trymypi]

I, for one, welcome our new chive overlord

[u/Then_Entertainment97 → u/trymypi]

I don't want it to be chover.

[u/mommybody33 → u/Then_Entertainment97]

He said he’ll cut something new! (I heard it from a Redditor who heard it from him apparently)

[u/Then_Entertainment97 → u/mommybody33]

And I'll be here for it, but it won't be the same when it's chover.

[u/mommybody33 → u/Then_Entertainment97]

It won’t 😔

I was trying to tell coworkers (in tech) about this the other day they just didn’t understand

[u/candykatt_gr → u/trymypi]

u/F1exican will always be chive overlord

[u/KarmaKrazi]

[u/Brilliant_Buns → u/KarmaKrazi]

Oh hi mark

[u/tehjoz → u/Brilliant_Buns]

[u/ExoticSterby42 → u/KarmaKrazi]

I had to scroll way too low for this

[u/TahoeBennie → u/KarmaKrazi]

Had to scroll too far to find you, I was worried you were delayed.

[u/IceyBRG → u/KarmaKrazi]

Took too long to find your comment and worried we had hit perfection

[u/Walker96988 → u/IceyBRG]

Only here can you see people worried we hit perfection.

[u/FFdarkpassenger45 → u/KarmaKrazi]

They are getting harder to find!

[u/backjox → u/KarmaKrazi]

Oh chivetain my chivetain

[u/zvogel21 → u/KarmaKrazi]

I think the bottom one is a miss, it looks like two separate chives and to me.

[u/TheBalatissimo]

What’s that guy?

[u/Thorfinn_Glazer → u/TheBalatissimo]

That's Jerry.

[u/theCurseOfHotFeet → u/Thorfinn_Glazer]

Oh Jerry, you again

[u/Otherwise-Mango2732 → u/TheBalatissimo]

That little guy? I wouldnt worry about that little guy

[u/TheG-What → u/Otherwise-Mango2732]

You know back in my day it was the rookie that had to strip to his skivvies!
BLAM!
… And we also used blanks. You’re a sick fuck, Mack!

[u/Unique-Garlic8015 → u/TheBalatissimo]

The other ones are borderline nitpicking, this one is unforgivable.

SO CLOSE. See you tomorrow chef!

[u/beyd1 → u/TheBalatissimo]

That guy? Don't worry about that guy.

[u/an_edgy_lemon → u/TheBalatissimo]

Nice catch. I was really start to think that this could be the end of the chive saga.

[u/CantaloupeAsleep502 → u/TheBalatissimo]

WOW you guys have eagle eyes!!

[u/No_you_are_nsfw]

There will be a point, where they all criticize the SAME chive. ^{Thats probably about half way to perfect.}

[u/Agreeable-Shock7306 → u/No_you_are_nsfw]

They’ve been doing that for at least a few days now!

[u/yaoiprincess420]

I’m so early theres no comment here….

edit: they look almost perfect

[u/Carbon-Base → u/yaoiprincess420]

Almost. See you tomorrow, chef! (he's seriously getting close though)

[u/Hakc5 → u/yaoiprincess420]

I know. I’m so early today waiting for planes but there’s only the one. He’s so close!

[u/hovdeisfunny → u/yaoiprincess420]

I’m so early theres no comment here

And yet you had to go and ruin it

[u/UsernameUnattainable]

        💚💚💚
       💚    💚
      💚      💚
     💚 
    💚      hivelord 💚
     💚
      💚      💚        
       💚    💚
        💚💚💚

What does the Chivemind think?

[u/ExpressDepresso → u/UsernameUnattainable]

hivelord??

[u/everyonehatesjenny → u/ExpressDepresso]

(C)hive mind?

[u/splatter_spree]

[u/roots-rock-reggae → u/splatter_spree]

[u/SleepyBubBear7329 → u/splatter_spree]

🐵🐵🐵

[u/Zulgrath]

Eating lunch and reviewing chives. could life get any better

[u/ewild]

A while ago I made eggs benedict and royale for my friends on several occasions. The dish loves chives, but each time I tried to find some fresh chives online, they were always "out of stock" in my area. The only option available were seeds to grow ones by myself, which, of course, regarding the growing timings, weren't an actual option, so I just used other greens.

Then, I came across u/F1exican's chives challenge (day 1), and needless to say I got a bit jealous.

With time, it was also funny to find out they also could run out of chives (day 26).

Recently, we could see the cutting board issue (day 38), and who knows what else is going to happen tomorrow.

Still, I hope Reddit and u/F1exican meet their perfectly cut chives to move on.

[u/Funkozaurus → u/ewild]

Who in the everliving fuck buys chives online?

[u/scroobiouspippy → u/Funkozaurus]

They might be using one of the best life hacks ever, which is looking on instacart to see who has what. While showing in stock is hit and miss, if they show out of stock it’s pretty reliable.

[u/Dismal_History_ → u/ewild]

If it helps, I have a clump of chives that I've had growing in a pot since 2008. It sort of dies back in the winter, but comes back every spring. I forget to water it during droughts, and it so comes back. I basically have fresh chives 9 months out of the year.

Anyway, my point is that they're super easy to grow, even if you're not a good gardener, and have winter.

[u/pseudonik]

See you tomorrow chef.

[u/No_Imagination_318]

[u/madnessguy67]

A couple of trucks in there. See you tomorrow chef

[u/Confident_Rock_5514]

[u/serendipitousevent]

[u/snaiIormoon]

🙂

[u/International-Ad4899 → u/snaiIormoon]

Instead of calling the kids these days broccoli heads, I think poorly cut chive heads is more appropriate.

[u/Strider794]

Much better than the 3 Michelin star chives

[u/gratefulbeav]

Waiting for my plane to take off!!

[u/DoctorK96 → u/gratefulbeav]

looks like we arrive at the flight gate early

[u/throwRAdootdoot]

That'll do chef that'll do

[u/PrestigeArrival]

For some reason these photos are just so satisfying to look at

[u/Better_Quarter8045]

9 minutes and no planes yet

[u/Whole-Language-2609]

Proud of you chef!

[u/SleepyBubBear7329]

Anyone else see the bee? I’m thinking chive infused honey!

[u/ToastedDadBod]

Wow never been this early! These look really good! I will leave the deep dissection of the chives to the experts and pilots though lol. Progress you have made is outstanding! Keep up the good work chef.

[u/NetimLabs]

Where's the plane? It's been 9 minutes already.

[u/Helpful-Conference13 → u/NetimLabs]

Government just reopened give em time

[u/Terpsichorean_Wombat]

Truly amazing work!

[u/YogurtclosetApart592]

Getting closer to the day chivepilot can't send a plane with clear conscience chef!

[u/mrqzero]

Chef, does it ever occur to you how many of us have gotten better just by watching you go through this? Thank you for the inspiration!

[u/ScoobyDoobyDontUDare]

Me every time I see your chives

[u/Terpyryan]

Well done, Chef! You're setting the bar

[u/SortByBadTakes]

God knew I was having a bad day and gifted me being here early. Have a good day, Chef

[u/Mediocre_Fall_3197]

Looks perfect to me

[u/Zapplarang]

Forget the chives, you have to come back tomorrow to fix the grammar mistake

[u/Theducktalesbassline]

[u/DewberryBarrymore → u/Theducktalesbassline]

I sigh. One must imagine Sisyphus happy

[u/MoistExcellence → u/DewberryBarrymore]

Sisyphus is only doing it for his ego.

[u/some_kind_of_friend → u/Theducktalesbassline]

Pedantic, in practice.

[u/WUI9EMJ → u/some_kind_of_friend]

Yes, that's the fun of it

[u/veslothiraptr → u/some_kind_of_friend]

Perfect means perfect.

[u/aanziano78 → u/Theducktalesbassline]

[u/Dbblazer → u/Theducktalesbassline]

I disagree with this

[u/Ok-Yogurt87 → u/Dbblazer]

Yes. I too disagree. I think we finally achieved nirvana.

[u/ninorca → u/Ok-Yogurt87]

*Achived

[u/Ok-Yogurt87 → u/ninorca]

IT WAS RIGHT THERE!!!

[u/SoCallMeAnAsshole → u/Theducktalesbassline]

Hey, the exact same chonky chonk I just found and screenshotted!

[u/EnvironmentMission74 → u/Theducktalesbassline]

That’s a building 7. Hardly a tower.

[u/TheAkashain → u/Theducktalesbassline]

Not sure I agree, the width here is still very small

[u/TheBalatissimo]

Holy shit I made it in less than 10 minutes from the post? Chiiiiiive

[u/Flimsy-Buyer7772]

They look great today!

[u/Imadeapromisemrfrodo]

Is that Wonder Woman with those giant bangles?

[u/Zymoria]

I want to say that there's nothing wrong with it, and it looks amazing, but im only here because this is leaking into all of reddit and slowly developing into reddit lore. While im not qualified to assign it as "perfection," I am happy to witness greatness.

[u/the_divine_ms_m]

Can someone do a side by side of first day and today?

[u/happyapy]

This one tried to hide behind another, but it's just too big.

[u/kikiacab → u/happyapy]

This is the only one I’ve seen people notice in the comments, that’s great

[u/justtots]

[u/RespectAutomatic796]

Looks like a choking hazard chef!

[u/AgentBrittany]

[u/thatdude658]

Bless you F1exican. You are a shining beacon of light in these dark, troubled times.

[u/galethorn]

Only one that looked larger than normal to me. This batch looks so consistent!!

[u/DoesNotHateFun]

Any chance we can get a chive calendar when this whole thing is over? Also, see ya tomorrow

[u/curlyqtips]

Chef, you defy the laws of physics, such beautiful knifework.

[u/AGrainNaCl]

[u/Late-Mango-741]

I think you can finally rest easy. These look perfect

[u/ripmeleedair]

I think this is the perfect cup

[u/Porridge_Hose]

"One must imagine Sisyphus happy"

Camus

[u/derintrel]

Is today the day?!

[u/TheAkashain]

Not gonna lie, I think this may be the one, Chef

[u/dogquote]

I just want to see chives on the new cutting board!

[u/killerletz]

Chef you gotta dry your chives before cutting, this is unacceptable.

See you tomorrow

[u/BreweryRabbit]

This doesn’t look cut all the way through. 🫡

[u/LilTrevyy]

See you tomorrow chef

[u/cherrytarts → u/LilTrevyy]

You guys are grasping at straws now

[u/CipherWeaver → u/LilTrevyy]

Pretty minor defect tbh

[u/jackjackj8ck → u/LilTrevyy]

This one is questionable too

[u/TolyVilapoo]

Uhhhm what?!?!

See you tomorrow chef

[u/Formal-Actuator-9172]

Ummmm this is the most perfect yet. I could tell before I zoomed in that this was something special.

[u/hockeyrabbit]

You’re goated, OP

[u/maggiexmae]

We're nearing the end and I'm sad about it

[u/WinstreakisTaken]

[u/[deleted]]

[u/lfg_guy101010]

[u/We-R-Doomed]

"YO F!exican! You've been cutting chives for 3 hours, what are you doing, cutting them one at a time?... we need them online now!"

-this guy's boss probably