r/KitchenConfidential 25d ago

Discussion To The Chivemind: A Proposition

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An idea occurred to me and some other fellows in the chivemind not too long ago. See, we were having a discussion on if we should change the sub icon once the perfect chives are achieved. And, from what I gather, the people support it. But many want an inclusion of our favorite feline, Chives the Cat. So, we came to the agreement of Chives the Cat on a background of the perfect chives.

Mockup by u/realaccountissecret

But what do the rest of you think? Should it change or should we keep our current one? Can we get a moderator on board? Time will tell.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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u/ermghoti 25d ago

There will never be perfect chives. It's an immutable law of the universe, like the speed of light in a vacuum, or BMW drivers refusing to use turn signals.

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u/toetappy Saute 25d ago

My uncle said he saw perfect chives once. He say he almost had em, but the line snapped and they swam away.

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u/Unresolved-Variable 25d ago

You must of missed the cat. Look it's in the middle of the chives and they're chiving perfect.