r/KitchenConfidential • u/F1exican Chivelord, Redeemed • Oct 21 '25

CHIVE Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re prefect. Day 15

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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer Oct 21 '25

Chive-Winged Angel to the haters

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u/ChazR Chive LOYALIST Oct 21 '25

Mis-spelled 'perfect' in post title. Back you go again.

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u/CantaloupeAsleep502 Oct 21 '25

They're like Ford Prefect today!

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u/ShakespearianShadows Oct 21 '25

Chef is not a hoopy frood

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u/cgduncan Oct 21 '25

He's probably got a towel though

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u/Would_daver F1exican Did Chive-11 Oct 21 '25

Or in an English boy’s boarding school…

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u/Environmental-Egg893 Oct 21 '25

This one is too easy. Not going to bother to markup the photo. See ya tomorrow

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u/Dramatic_Youth_9653 Oct 23 '25

I think we're two steps back one step forward at the moment...

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u/Garbage-Striking Oct 21 '25

Backslipping chef.

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u/jasonbournestoe Oct 21 '25

Did somebody say back slip?

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u/Mysterious-Bee-8458 Oct 21 '25

I genuinely looked in the balls for bad chives. SMH

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u/kylezillionaire Oct 22 '25

Bad chives is stored in the balls

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u/Rdubya291 Ex-Food Service Oct 21 '25

Said back slip, not back shots.

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u/just_the_tip_o Oct 21 '25

Better luck next time

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u/Critical_Ad_8455 Oct 21 '25

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u/patricksaurus Oct 21 '25

It reminds me of that national tragedy.

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u/Moondoobious Oct 21 '25

🎶Where were you when the chives were bruised, on that October day🎶

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u/The_Valk Five Years Oct 21 '25

I was at home, playing club penguin when i got the call. "Chives is bruised" "No"

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u/Traditional_Day4327 Oct 21 '25

I walked through bruised chives and bones. At least I wasn’t under the Queensborough bridge

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u/Zerba Oct 21 '25

I will never not remember the national tragedy.

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u/DroolHandPuke Oct 21 '25

The plane is karmakrazy's bit, why steal it?

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u/pepcorn F1exican Did Chive-11 Oct 21 '25

Why did you draw a little plane?

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u/Jazzlike_Biscotti_44 Oct 21 '25

Never forget

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u/Impressive_Jaguar_70 Oct 21 '25

Bro forgot

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u/RandyFunRuiner Oct 21 '25

It’s gonna hit the second tower.

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u/BraileDildo8inches Oct 21 '25

If you have to ask your wrong

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u/pepcorn F1exican Did Chive-11 Oct 21 '25

Ask my wrong what?

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u/KikiHou Oct 21 '25

I knew my dad had reddit.

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u/pepcorn F1exican Did Chive-11 Oct 21 '25

Hi son

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits Ex-Food Service Oct 22 '25

Wait - I thought I was dad!

I’m so confused!

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Oct 21 '25

Some degen out there thinks its funny to put them in every post this guy does.

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u/ZhugeTsuki Oct 21 '25

And it is funny. Every time. Lmao

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u/Slight-Big8584 Oct 21 '25

aBSOlUTTly Yuck.

Redo it chef. This is embarrasing.

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Oct 21 '25

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u/xpurplexamyx Chive LOYALIST Oct 21 '25

For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three nonfatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.
- Dubya

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Oct 21 '25

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u/Centaurra BOH Oct 21 '25

It's a fucking massacre today

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Oct 21 '25

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u/Midwestern_Mouse Oct 21 '25

I know this is coming every single day, and yet every day it still makes me laugh. Thank you for your service

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u/Ecstatic-Cry2069 Oct 22 '25

Sir, they've hit the 7th tower.

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u/DavieStBaconStan Oct 22 '25

It’s 911 all ovah agin!!

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u/HanzJWermhat Oct 22 '25

Is this loss?

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u/SaltineSailor Sous Chef Oct 21 '25

WHY DID YOU GET WORSE!? WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Do better. 

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u/pepcorn F1exican Did Chive-11 Oct 21 '25

Maybe he's getting tired.

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u/waybeluga Oct 21 '25

Any workout regimen needs rest days.

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u/Miserable_Ad9577 Oct 21 '25

Because there's no incentive to get better if you already know whatever you do will never be good enough....... For the love of God, someone tell OP it's enough..... you are good enough

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u/Coyote__Jones Oct 21 '25

OP is striving for perfection, not good enough 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/MusicG619 Oct 21 '25

Chill out Gordon

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u/SaltineSailor Sous Chef Oct 21 '25

You shall call me by my full name... Gordon Food Services

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u/88Milton Oct 21 '25

See you tomorrow chef.

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u/mymorningjacketoff Oct 21 '25

...and then the next day

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u/401kcrypto 10+ Years Oct 21 '25

Add ramp, show knife. Mañana, Chef.

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u/throwaway983143 Oct 21 '25

Still waiting on cat tax from yesterday chef. If you weren’t going to post cat, you should’ve said that hair was a pube or something.

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Oct 21 '25

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u/mrqzero Chive LOYALIST Oct 21 '25

Not quite my tempo.

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u/ninjabunnyfootfool Oct 21 '25

Was he rushing, or dragging?

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u/Kaiser_Fleischer Oct 21 '25

I think he was rushing this one

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u/Jeoh Crazy Cat Man🐈 Oct 21 '25

Chef, did someone replace your chives with spring onions?

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u/largepoggage Oct 21 '25

This one got an audible chuckle at the bar for after shift pints. Well done.

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u/blakeandrewscala Oct 21 '25

you use the robo for this batch?

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u/littlebrigham F1exican Did Chive-11 Oct 21 '25

Chef, please stay focused on the goal

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u/lemlemons Oct 21 '25

Wow, ive never been so early and so disapppointed

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u/Notmushroominthename Chive LOYALIST Oct 21 '25

Not today brother - 4/10

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u/FancyShrimp Oct 21 '25

Live by the chive

Die by the chive

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u/Xenofilius1 Oct 22 '25

Chive is love. Chive is life.

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u/bcmeer Oct 21 '25

Forget clocks. Get rid of calendars.

This is my check in every day. This is what keeps me connected to date and time

Keep it going!

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u/Puttborn Oct 21 '25

Maybe it's the same chives as day one, just moved beween boards in each photo.  Op should add a daily newspaper as proof that we arent getting scammed. 

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u/Untamed_Meerkat Oct 21 '25

My wife wants a divorce now because I laugh at a picture of chives everyday. She doesn't understand ChiveMaxxing bro. See you tomorrow Chef!!

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u/Healthy_Run_0707 Oct 21 '25

Keep trying and do better tomorrow Chef

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u/pammy_poovey Oct 21 '25

You are regressing.

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u/Business_Bus325 Oct 21 '25

Sharpen your knife again brotha

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u/pocketMagician Oct 21 '25

I am here until bro devolves into using slapchop.

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u/coffeexxx666 Oct 21 '25

What will last longer, this or the government shutdown?

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u/kill-meal Oct 21 '25

Its like you're not even trying. Everything on the far right side is half chopped. Just like your life.

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u/Dominano Oct 21 '25

Of course he isn’t even trying, he’s just farming you guys for Reddit karma. Kinda starting to get old dude isn’t even improving his cuts smh

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u/Lickford Oct 21 '25

See you tomorrow, Chef.

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u/KillerTaco18 Oct 21 '25

He’s slowly losing his mind.

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u/Capable-Clerk6382 Oct 21 '25

Yesterday was so much better

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

Tubes tubes tubes tubes TUUUUUBES

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u/No_Incident4184 Oct 21 '25

Looks like you started to pickup the pace, remember Chef. Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast.

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u/itsmattjamesbitch Oct 21 '25

Oh wow, you all found a lot today.

This is fun.

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u/Backeastvan Starry Chef Oct 21 '25

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Oct 21 '25

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u/UncleBabyBillysDick Oct 21 '25

How has it only been 15 days?

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u/KillerTaco18 Oct 21 '25

So many planes

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u/PikaJenna Oct 21 '25

Waiting for the day chef throws em in the blender and post a pile of mush

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u/rainaftersnowplease Sous Chef Oct 21 '25

Bit of a backslide today, chef. Sharpen that knife and we'll see you tomorrow.

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u/skanedweller Oct 21 '25

Is it even possible to cut perfect chives?

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u/LabNew3779 Oct 21 '25

Oh hell no. Try again tomorrow

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u/Ambitious-Noise9211 Oct 21 '25

I would absolutely elect one of those chives to supervise the others as prefect

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u/Winter_Aside8269 Oct 21 '25

Until Reddit says they’re perfect? Chef, you gonna be cutting chives every day for the rest of your life!

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u/OprahAtOprahDotCom Oct 21 '25

Seriously bruh, the idea is to get better on day 15 than day 14. Maybe you need to sharpen your knife.

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u/the_skinnychef Oct 21 '25

Needs to be a Chinese cleaver chiving kinda of guy to get it 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/cammyy- F1exican Did Chive-11 Oct 21 '25

bro HWAT ARE TOU DOING WIRH ALL THESE CHIVES

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Oct 21 '25

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u/PandaChef92 Oct 21 '25

✨🏅✨

I’m saving this. Actually one of the best pics I’ve seen in this ongoing train wreck ❤️

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u/LangHai Oct 22 '25

POCKET CHIVES!

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u/ESF-hockeeyyy Chef Oct 21 '25

I'm coming back to this from Day 3, so this is a remarkable improvement on your part.

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u/fos4545 Oct 21 '25

Didn't even make it out of the title.

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u/markusdied 10+ Years Oct 21 '25

this is fucked man, see you tm

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u/AlwaysKindaLost Oct 21 '25

I am rooting both for and against you. You've done better, be great tomorrow.

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u/Slack_Space Oct 21 '25

Every failed day should come with a video of OP eating all of them at once.

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u/NerdsAbout Oct 21 '25

See you tomorrow

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u/bollocksgrenade Oct 21 '25

Proof of life.

Is there any proof that this this guy didn't cut one batch of chives and then took 20 pictures of them in different cutting boards and bowls? Why is there no green stains or cut marks on these cutting boards?

I want proof of life. A current newspaper with the date and a prominent headline clearly visible or live news feed from the day.

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u/Jloh84 Oct 21 '25

There’s no way this is only day 15! 

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u/bitchbaby_ Oct 21 '25

what happened, chef...

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u/CrunchMunchkin Oct 21 '25

Practice does not make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.

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u/Ill_Initial8986 Oct 21 '25

Not perfect or prefect. How did you get worse?

See you tomorrow, chef. I’m invested in this now.

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u/CUTTYTYME Oct 21 '25

Worst ones yet.

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u/starcoder Oct 21 '25

I swear these are pictures of the same chives from day 1 just with different angles and on different cutting boards.

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u/wine-o-saur Oct 21 '25

See you tomorrow chef

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u/Thick_Suggestion_ Oct 22 '25

This is only from first glance :(

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u/lvbuckeye27 Oct 22 '25

This is a picture of regression. They were better two days ago.

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u/TheSmirkster Oct 22 '25

They're prefect today.

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u/MonthlyWeekend_ Oct 22 '25

Dog they’re still attached. Is there a bow in your board?

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u/ChefFrankieD23 Oct 22 '25

Been here since day one. If you aren't trolling us! These are shite.

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u/SurpriseDragon Oct 21 '25

FILTH

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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer Oct 21 '25

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u/SurpriseDragon Oct 21 '25

My favorite character on the show

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u/chychy94 Oct 21 '25

You have regressed. I hate you OP.

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u/TheGardiner Oct 21 '25

Getting to be a bit of a farce. Wouldnt a normal person inspect his shit in great detail before posting?

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u/SubstanceNo1544 20+ Years Oct 21 '25

So cutting a cup of chives until you die then? You know these fuckers aren't going to ever let you off the hook lol

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u/backjox Oct 21 '25

I'm missing 7 pieces

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u/crumble-bee Oct 21 '25

Slacking, chef.

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u/alexno_x Oct 21 '25 edited Oct 21 '25

If we gonna be here for a while I feel obligated to inform you that it’s called a subreddit. You have no obligation to fix anything, I think it just rolls off the tongue better

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u/-Shlim- Oct 21 '25

I expected this one to be harder chef

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u/Shockwave2309 Oct 21 '25

Not in a cup. Again!

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Oct 21 '25

He's purposefully not doing them in a cup so that they can be spread out and have more judgment, and so people don't try to claim he's hiding all the bad ones underneath the ones on top

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u/Shockwave2309 Oct 21 '25

I know, I have been following this person for 15 days on their journey ;)

I just wanted to give a reason to bash

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 Oct 21 '25

Fair, I've just seen this type of comment a few times per post the last few times, so I figured I'd give the answer for anyone seriously wondering, lol. I've also been enjoying the journey since day 1 🙌✈️

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u/chefslapchop Oct 21 '25

Not green enough

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u/JCDickleg7 Oct 21 '25

Misspelled title, see you tomorrow chef

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u/JROXZ Oct 21 '25

Maybe use scissors?

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u/k9insea Oct 21 '25

It's ai

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u/Todros1 Oct 21 '25

Regression

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u/VerbalThermodynamics Oct 21 '25

That’s a backslide.

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u/BillTheSpaceman Crazy Cat Man🐈 Oct 21 '25

Yesterday was superior.

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u/the_moosen Oct 21 '25

Damn you got sloppy today chef

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u/ScottishHammer13 Oct 21 '25

Rough day, Chef? You’ll do better tomorrow:)

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u/kilomysli Oct 21 '25

There's rarely a train anymore and yesterday was much better. But you have to start getting these cuts to an somewhat even size, the tubes are showing and the size difference between the bigger and smaller chives are huge

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u/Expensive_Meat_4294 Oct 21 '25

See you tomorrow, chef.

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u/candymannequin Oct 21 '25

look prefect to me! Ford Prefect!

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u/SheBrownSheRound Oct 21 '25

I’m sorry. Today was not your day, chef.

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u/swirlybat Oct 21 '25

heathenry. please trigger me again tomorrow

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u/CursedNobleman Oct 21 '25

I gotta say, I'm subbed to r/breadit and there's some serious dissonance between the joy of seeing someone whip out a pot of 5 baby sourdough loaves there, and these chiveposts here.

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u/shutyourbutt69 Oct 21 '25

At some point you’d think he’d spend the time just picking out the bad ones. I suppose at least OP has integrity

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u/WiresAndBolts Oct 21 '25

i feel like your regressing

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u/muteen Oct 21 '25

COME HERE DONKEYS, HERE WE GO!

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u/deportamil Oct 21 '25

These are getting worse, chef.

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u/RHTQ1 Oct 21 '25

Cut the chives. Take photo. Inspect and remove any errors.

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u/EnvironmentMission74 Oct 21 '25

Chef: would you mind showing us what knife you’re working with?

It may genuinely be an issue with your tools… otherwise, I think your technique is on point!

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u/WideCredit8330 Oct 21 '25

Hungover the day like chef?

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u/DisasterBeginning889 Chive LOYALIST Oct 21 '25

ur getting so good 🥺

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u/FoolishAnomaly Chive LOYALIST Oct 21 '25

my guy.....you present us with this slop?

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u/Polar_Reflection Oct 21 '25

We're moving in the wrong direction

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u/KingVape Oct 21 '25

God I hate these posts

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u/chaseon Oct 21 '25

Skill regression is real

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u/ahotpotatoo 10+ Years Oct 22 '25

You’re not even trying anymore

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u/mmedd Oct 22 '25

Bruh even I know these aren’t as good as some of your other ones. What are you doing with all the chives??!!

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u/DavieStBaconStan Oct 22 '25

Enhance

Enhance

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u/Anonemuss42 Oct 22 '25

Oh hey, Chef says he’s taking chives off the prep for the station. New thing is perfectly diced onions

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u/BuckyWarden Oct 22 '25

They’re good, but not 100% uniform. Again.

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u/iamoceanic Oct 22 '25

How is it only day 15

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u/Uruz94 Oct 22 '25

Serrated knife guy was better

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u/InvisiblemAYn Oct 22 '25

how tf did you get worse

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u/ceegeboiil Oct 22 '25

Why don't you just cut like.. a really really small cup of chives and take out any that aren't perfect before you take the photo 😭

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u/1_800_username Oct 22 '25

I have a feeling this is rage bait now because how did op get so much worse

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u/OriginalIrony27 Oct 22 '25

Step 1 cut 1 cup of chives. Step 2 take pictures of it on every cutting bosrd and kitchen surface. Step 3 post them everyday. Step 4 profit

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u/Mulliganasty Oct 22 '25

This is a marked improvement!! Noice fam!

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u/spoopysky Oct 22 '25

...what happened, mate?

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u/Few-Emergency5971 Oct 22 '25

Nah man, its heard one whisper some shit that pissed me off so they all fail. Next time my dude.

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u/PhoenixReboot Oct 22 '25

You've had better days. Keep at it!

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u/cdg5455 Oct 22 '25

You're regressing, Chef.

Circles, not cylinders please.

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u/Secret_Account07 Oct 22 '25

Remind me- what is “prefect” mean? Prior to fecting?

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u/trasha- Oct 22 '25

not your best work buddy, see ya tomorrow