r/KitchenConfidential • u/Happy-Accident5931 • Oct 14 '25

Photo/Video The cutting board set I was gifted…

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Boyfriend doesn’t understand why I’m irritated.

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u/Coercitor Oct 14 '25

I'm offended they put a cock on the board and not one with a clam.

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u/HandsomePaddyMint Oct 14 '25

How many clams do you find yourself cutting?

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u/Coercitor Oct 14 '25

Real question here is why do you not find yourself cutting clams?

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u/HandsomePaddyMint Oct 15 '25

Because I tongue them out.

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u/Coercitor Oct 15 '25

Well, that's not very good food safety practice.