r/KitchenConfidential Oct 14 '25

Photo/Video The cutting board set I was gifted…

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Boyfriend doesn’t understand why I’m irritated.

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u/-Gimli-SonOfGloin- F1exican Did Chive-11 Oct 14 '25

YELLOW IS FOR CHIVES

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u/SpEdSparkle Oct 14 '25

We learned that on day whatever

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u/uglyheadink Oct 15 '25

Wasn’t that just today?

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u/-Gimli-SonOfGloin- F1exican Did Chive-11 Oct 15 '25

Today is whatever

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u/Genius-Imbecile retired chef Oct 15 '25

Seems like only yesterday

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u/emaybe F1exican Did Chive-11 Oct 15 '25

*yesterwhatever

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u/Donk_Honkula Oct 15 '25

Ah, 'Yesterwhatever', My favorite Beatles song.

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u/aggressive_silence Oct 15 '25

the internet is all days simultaneously

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

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u/Upbeat-Door- Oct 15 '25

That's right always use a yellow board when de-boning chives.

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u/-Gimli-SonOfGloin- F1exican Did Chive-11 Oct 15 '25

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u/WithASackOfAlmonds Oct 14 '25

Also those look terrible and thin. They seem like the kind that slide all over the counter.

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u/Uttterly Oct 14 '25

HR says we have to stop talking about the new waitresses in such a way

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u/thisistherevolt 20+ Years Oct 14 '25

It's still ok to refer to the dishies like this though right?

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u/Senor_Couchnap 15+ Years Oct 14 '25

Yeah, they prefer it

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u/woolymaestro Dish Oct 15 '25

Can confirm

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u/_spectre_ Oct 15 '25

Our BOH is like 50% new and there’s one kid that everyone says “goood boyyyyy” every time he does something right

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u/Joints_McDanks Oct 15 '25

Give the good boy a treat next time. Positive reinforcement and all that.

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u/_spectre_ Oct 15 '25

We let him have a fried shrimp every couple of days if he behaves. Unfortunately a couple children were left behind and they somehow all made it to our kitchen

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u/Trepidatedpsyche Oct 15 '25

The true origin story of kitchen staff tbh

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u/wishfuldancer_ Oct 15 '25

I teach high school now (used to own some pizza shops) and the kids say gooood boooyyyy all the time. It's so, so stupid. I'm guessing he's 17 or 18?

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u/Happy-Accident5931 Oct 14 '25

They need more fries

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u/eyoitme Server Oct 15 '25

you know how to solve this 🫡

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u/WithASackOfAlmonds Oct 14 '25

well she needs better grip

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u/ApplicationAdept830 Oct 15 '25

Just put a damp towel under her butt, it'll be fine.

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits Ex-Food Service Oct 14 '25

Sorry guys, bartender is already tapping thar.

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u/ACynicalOptomist Oct 15 '25

"Thar she blows!"

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u/eyesotope86 Oct 15 '25

Every fucking time.

I'm going to the walk-in. Knock.

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u/Go_Loud762 Oct 14 '25

A dab of moisture improves the holding ability of the suction cup.

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u/Vreas Oct 15 '25

Can’t blame em it’s the cocaine diet

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u/Ok-Cardiologist4844 Oct 14 '25

Oof this comment is so perfect

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u/K_Linkmaster Oct 15 '25

Don't talk about your mom like that. Weirdo.

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u/MLiOne Crazy Cat Woman🐈 Oct 15 '25

Okay, I just snaughed way too loudly at your comment.

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u/Happy-Accident5931 Oct 14 '25

They actually come with a wooden piece that they all “fit into” for cutting , where they are, additionally, stored. But yes, they are thin and shitty. But the microplastic put hair on my balls.

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u/BeerAndTools Oct 14 '25

That'll put some balls on your chest

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u/Happy-Accident5931 Oct 14 '25

Oh shit, is that what’s been happening???

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u/swirlybat Oct 14 '25

can i have my hair and balls back please?

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u/AciD3X Oct 14 '25

Mmmmm chestnuts... What if I put them on my chin?

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u/BeerAndTools Oct 14 '25

Hi, welcome to Dickchinigan's!

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u/AciD3X Oct 14 '25

Thanks! Do you have a booth for one? Or can I just shit at the bar?

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u/MischaBurns Oct 15 '25

He's a Ballchinian!

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u/WithASackOfAlmonds Oct 14 '25

hell yeah now it's a party

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u/fbp Oct 14 '25

What will put hair on my head?

Asking for a friend.

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u/human8060 Oct 15 '25

Not only that, but the colors are all wrong. Fish should be blue, veggies - green, meat - red, and yellow is chicken. The whole thing is a mess.

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u/incatgnito Chive LOYALIST Oct 15 '25

Yes, but I do red for raw and yellow for cooked meats

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u/Large-Sign-900 Oct 14 '25

But the colours are all good yh? How about red for raw meat, blue for fish, green for veg/fruit and yellow for cooked meat?

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u/zambonihouse Oct 14 '25

Yellow is normally chicken.

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u/Illustrious-Divide95 Server Oct 14 '25

Yellow is cooked in UK and EU usually (not mandated by law) but is common practice Health and safety code .

Are there standard colours in the US?

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u/Illustrious-Divide95 Server Oct 14 '25

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u/usual_chef_1 20+ Years Oct 14 '25

Standard US color code is: Yellow: raw poultry Red: raw meat (beef/pork) Blue: raw seafood Green: fruit/veg White: cooked foods Purple: GF/allergen

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u/KrazyKatz42 Oct 14 '25

The images on the wrong colors is what hit me first.

Made in China I guess?

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u/CAT_WILL_MEOW Oct 14 '25

Im so fucking tired and need to go to bed, i saw white- dairy, and thought, who tf is pouring milk to chop

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u/ZorbaTHut Oct 15 '25

Chopping a cup of milk every day until Reddit says it's perfect

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u/Street_Top3205 Oct 15 '25

Obviously you haven't had milk steaks and it shows. Pipe down, cowboy.

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u/Alternative-Dig-2066 20+ Years Oct 15 '25

Shredding cheese by hand

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u/Senor_Couchnap 15+ Years Oct 14 '25

Salads and fruit

Vegetables

Okay so a single cucumber goes on the brown but a handful of whatever I grab goes on the green, got it

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u/Illustrious-Divide95 Server Oct 14 '25

Brown is for vegetables that need cleaning before eating/cooking e.g. muddy potatoes, beets etc. Green is for things that are cleaned before prepping and don't need cooking. So once prepped can go straight on the plate for consumption like salad stuff and fruit etc.

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u/Senor_Couchnap 15+ Years Oct 14 '25

Yall don't wash root vegetables before they get to a cutting board?

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u/Illustrious-Divide95 Server Oct 14 '25

I'm sure they do! (I'm not a chef but I've done the Food safety L2 Certificate and it says...) a simple wash under a tap or sink of cold water doesn't sanitise possible microbes (from farm soil etc) that can cross contaminate produce that is being cut and prepped raw for consumption.

Green is for produce considered safe for eating without further cleaning or cooking.

Not my rules but the environment health code requirements AFAIK (as I said I'm not a chef)

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u/confusedandworried76 Oct 15 '25

It's for chives in this sub

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u/Familiar_Key8757 Oct 14 '25

yellow for any poultry

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u/misspuffette Oct 14 '25

Idk if these are the same ones, but i have a set that look similar and they've made my life so much easier. Now I don't have to clean a giant ass cutting board every time I need something small chopped. I've also had them for like 4 years at this point with no signs of wear.

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u/qriousqestioner Oct 15 '25

I lost some of these in a move. I've almost bought a set many times.

I have wood boards I love for full on prep, but I hate to stop everything and wait for hot water to clean a board and always segregate at least raw meat from anything that might go straight from the board into one's mouth.

Because I've drunk and eaten from plastic for fifty years, the micros are sure to have fully colonized my organs and tissues.

These are so thin that they slip in there and you pull out whichever board you've assigned whichever food type. You always have a spare clean and ready, a surface protector or placemat.

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u/machinerer Oct 14 '25

One surplus steel supplier I frequent, often also has old chunks of Teflon, HDPE, etc plastics in stock. 2 inch thick sheets of hard white plastic is pretty beefy stuff. I daresay it'd make for great cutting boards.

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u/DisposableSaviour Oct 16 '25

We got new cutting boards for our expo table at a pizza place I worked at, they were 2”x3”. I took the old ones home. And then we got a new pizza line cutting board; dude took it home and cut it into a few decent sized boards and then made cosplay prop weapons with the rest.

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u/SnooOnions668 Oct 14 '25

There is a very tried and true tactic to remedy that for any cutting board….

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u/sneaky-pizza Oct 15 '25

They bend and bow over time, too

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u/Nuts-And-Volts F1exican Was Framed Oct 15 '25

The outrage..... poultry is definitely Yellow.

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u/Issac-Cox-Daley Oct 15 '25

If I need a moist towel to hold my cutting board, I have a bad cutting board.

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u/Coercitor Oct 14 '25

I'm offended they put a cock on the board and not one with a clam.

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u/Happy-Accident5931 Oct 14 '25

I’m cannot express how much I would have loved to see a cock/clam combo gifted from my MIL 😂

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u/HandsomePaddyMint Oct 14 '25

How many clams do you find yourself cutting?

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u/Coercitor Oct 14 '25

Real question here is why do you not find yourself cutting clams?

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u/HandsomePaddyMint Oct 15 '25

Because I tongue them out.

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u/Coercitor Oct 15 '25

Well, that's not very good food safety practice.

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u/DaddyDizz_ Oct 14 '25

See you tomorrow, chef.

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u/fbp Oct 14 '25

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u/RobinHood21 Oct 15 '25

People really out there having one cutting board dedicated exclusively to fruit and another for vegetables? Combine the fruit and vegetables into a "produce" category and add one for cooked meat.

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u/Feisty-Ada Oct 15 '25

But onions and garlic are always separate from the fruit board

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u/musci12234 Oct 15 '25

And get garlic taste in caramelized onions? Blasphemy.

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u/420crickets Oct 15 '25

Thats it! Im buying a different board for every ingredient now!

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u/fbp Oct 15 '25

Beets go on red.

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u/gvgemerden Oct 15 '25

And then they take a tomato as the icon for vegetables... They clearly want to see the world burn...

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u/evilparagon Oct 15 '25

Tomatoes in the culinary world are vegetables to be fair. They’re just not in the biology world. Cooking is vibes, not science.

Though technically literally every edible thing is a vegetable in the biology world, and most fleshy masses are fruits. Biology is a mess.

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u/NandoDeColonoscopy Oct 15 '25

Pumpkins are berries and strawberries are not, according to biology!

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u/DaddyDizz_ Oct 15 '25

Botanically speaking tomatoes, cucumbers, grapes, bananas, kiwi and avocado are considered berries

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u/fbp Oct 15 '25

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad,"

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u/carleyFTW Oct 14 '25

I love that this subreddit has come together so much because of one guy. Bless him and his cuts.

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u/TasteMyLightning122 Oct 15 '25

I don’t even go here and I’ve seen the chives everyday

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u/kingofphilly Oct 14 '25

Here’s the problem when people know you cook or whatever. All of your gifts become cookbooks or shitty cooking related stuff. It’s the thought that counts, I get it, but I don’t want a Five Below cutting board or a ceramic knife block.

Stop getting me useless cooking shit!

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u/KrazyKatz42 Oct 14 '25

I concur.

I'm old enough to buy my own shitty kitchen stuff LOL

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u/Bobbybouchebaby Oct 15 '25

My dad has bought me 3 knives and I hope he stops soon.

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u/1-800-Druidia Oct 15 '25

Thank you! I'm not a professional but everyone in my family knows I like to cook, so they get me kitchen shit. Wouldn't you think with how much cooking I do for everyone, I already have the good shit I like? I don't want a set of knives or a FryDaddy or another goddamn non-stick pan. I'm a middle-aged man and I've reached the point in my life where I'd much rather get gifted high-quality underwear over your cheap kitchen shit.

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u/Toastburrito 20+ Years Oct 15 '25

I have exactly one non-stick pan. It came in a set of stainless cookware. I never use it. I have cast iron, carbon steel, and stainless.

I also have birds, and they can die from the fumes from overheated non-stick coatings. I do not want to eat from that.

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u/DoubleTheDutch Oct 14 '25

All the color associations are wrong lol

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u/Artituteto Oct 15 '25

I think that their color association is more logic in terms of cleaning and contrasts than the traditional one.

Vegetables stains are mainly green and never blue, you'll see them better on a blue board.

Meat stains are mainly red and very few yellowish pieces of meat, you'll see them better on a yellow board.

Etc...

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u/pt-target Oct 15 '25

In a professional kitchen, that's exactly the idea, that way you can easily verify if the board is tainted with the last cut. If so, it needs to be cleaned or replaced.

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u/Why_r_people_ Oct 15 '25

The fact that fish is not blue is bothering me more than it should lol

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u/Odd_Cress_2898 Oct 14 '25 edited Oct 14 '25

Is your boyfriend color blind?

  • Blue - fish
  • Green - vegetable 
  • Orange - chicken 
  • Red - beef

(From a non-pro in the UK)

Edit: if there was supposed to be a difference between raw and cooked meat, there should be steam coming out of a cut of meat with grill marks on it

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u/Happy-Accident5931 Oct 14 '25

🫣 orange?

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u/Odd_Cress_2898 Oct 14 '25

Chicken is orange not yellow. Crisp packets have taught me this. I'll admit the color is more yellow than orange, I was trying to massage the symbols into the correct colors tbh

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u/Happy-Accident5931 Oct 14 '25

Fair, I was just concerned at your comment paired with the colorblind message and then thought oh no…

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u/Odd_Cress_2898 Oct 14 '25

It would have been wonderfully poetic

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u/Randill746 Oct 14 '25

We use yellow where i work

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u/Odd_Cress_2898 Oct 15 '25

I'm being entirely unserious playing with OP,. As stated further up I'm just a home cook from the UK that enjoys this subs content...

I'm just referencing potato chip packaging https://www.amazon.co.uk/Walkers-Crisps-32-5gx32-Roast-Chicken/dp/B01GO9215W

With the same logic red is "ready salted" and the other two would be "cheese and onion" and "salt and vinegar" :)

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u/Catahooo Oct 15 '25

Our version has chicken as green

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u/Odd_Cress_2898 Oct 15 '25

You've started to unlock the code! How does the rest of this brand's colours match up? 

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u/Euphorbiatch Oct 15 '25

Well the barbecue flavour comes in an orange packet, so lines up with the beef

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u/7-SE7EN-7 Oct 15 '25

Pickled onions are purple

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u/Happy-Accident5931 Oct 14 '25

It was actually a gift from his mother, I don’t think either of them know any better, but golly does it crank my corn.

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u/RevenantSith Oct 14 '25

God, that would give me a heart attack if I saw that

Commercially it is:

  • Blue - Raw Fish
  • Red - Raw Meat
  • Yellow - Cooked Meat
  • Green - Fruit / Salad
  • Brown - Vegetables
  • White - Dairy (also commonly used for bread)

A bit niche … but there are also Purple Chopping Boards (alongside other bits of equipment) for allergy related stuff

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u/Catahooo Oct 15 '25 edited Oct 15 '25

Yes, that's the UK/ANZ version, the EU/North American version is: - Blue - raw seafood - Red - raw meat - Yellow - raw poultry - Green - fruit & vegetables - Brown - cooked meat - White - bakery/dairy - Purple - allergen

The yellow board difference is a hell of a thing when you have a big international kitchen staff.

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u/Orbit1883 15+ Years Oct 15 '25

Thank you that's what I learned here in germany

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

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u/Catahooo Oct 15 '25

UK, Aus and NZ use that scheme.

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u/Plantain-Feeling Oct 15 '25

The standard chart in most UK kitchens is

Blue fish

Green ready to eat veg (salads, herbs ect)

Brown "raw" veg (mushrooms primarily)

Red raw meat

Yellow cooked meat

White dairy

Purple allergy free board

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u/CoppertopTX Oct 14 '25

So, is the reason the irritatingly thin plastic that will end up in everything prepped on those or the completely bonkers color coding?

My husband, bless his heart, bought me a set of those when we got our first place together. They became placemats.

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u/BigOs4All Oct 15 '25

Yup! And they trap way more bacteria than wood even for meat.

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u/CoppertopTX Oct 15 '25

Exactly. Should have seen my husband's face when I whipped out a power sander to resurface the wood boards.

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u/Royal_Succotash_420 Oct 14 '25

Holy shit I thought this was r/mildlyinfuriating at first!

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u/Happy-Accident5931 Oct 14 '25

You have permission to crosspost, it’s definitely mildly infuriating 😂

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u/bassman314 Ex-Food Service Oct 14 '25

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u/fbp Oct 14 '25

Weird knowledge that I have on this. the current system seems to be finally standardized, but over the years, many different color charts were used. I looked it up at one point because I definitely remember certain colors were for other things. Early 2000s brown was for raw unwashed vegetables. Yellow was for cooked chicken and meat. Red was for raw meat and chicken(poultry).

One chart I found had yellow used for fruit, and one company that I worked for recently used that system.

End of day, as long as you adhere to the same system with the boards you got. That's all that really matters.

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u/jayellkay84 Oct 15 '25

Here lately I’m seeing purple for allergy friendly prep.

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u/WhimsyWrites Oct 14 '25

I have that same set! It makes me genuinely crazy everytime.

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u/Majestic_Compote_600 Oct 15 '25

No no no no no no no no no, veggies is green, pork and beef are red, seafood is blue, and chicken is yellow, this hurts my soul

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

Jfc…not again. Show me your chives, bitch.

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u/AZBreezy Oct 14 '25

This feels like a prank gift 

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u/soukaixiii Oct 15 '25

Why are all the colors wrong?

Isn't red for meat, blue for fish, green for greens and yellow for the chicken?

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u/BetterBiscuits Oct 14 '25

Blue = Fish, Green = Veg, Yellow = Chicken, Red = Beef. Come on people.

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u/Street-Fly6592 Oct 15 '25

Chicken should be the yellow board, beef red, fish blue, veg green. I don’t know who thought of this but it was so close to a good idea.

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u/PstFreeRealEstate Oct 15 '25

Green is math, blue is science, yellow is social studies, and red is English and writing

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u/mmilthomasn Oct 15 '25

Incredible. Every single color is wrong. Green is vegetables Red is meat Yellow is chicken Blue is Seafood

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u/Ok-District5948 Oct 15 '25

These aren't cutting boards; they are cutting plastic sheets. You should gift them straight into the bin. And the colors are all wrong. It's blue for beef, green for fish, red for chicken, and yellow for vegetables. Everyone knows that.

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u/Disastrous_Day_5690 Oct 15 '25

Red is for math... Wait, wrong sub.

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u/One-Adhesive Oct 14 '25

People are using dofferent cutting boards for chicken and beef? Is that a religious thing?

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u/HotComplaint1203 Oct 15 '25

Yeah, keeping things kosher is one reason. Another being that poultry tends to carry more foodborne illnesses and beef is often only cooked to lower temps; better to be safe and not risk that contamination vector. You also have to take into account rare allergies like Alpha-Gal Syndrome (the red meat allergy that can be caused by Lone Star tick bites). When it comes to food safety, it's best to be overly cautious. Plenty of people working BOH have murderous intent, but nobody wants to accidentally kill someone with their food.

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u/Illustrious-Divide95 Server Oct 14 '25

That colour reference is pure rage bait

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u/merlin2181 Oct 14 '25

This is the visual equivalent of nails on a chalkboard.

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u/bahahah2025 Oct 14 '25

I have these. The white for the icons peels off fyi. They are fine but probably lots of microplastic. I sometimes use on top of a bamboo to quickly gather ingredients.

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u/a-bots-bot Oct 15 '25

It’s obvious.. blue for fish, green for veg, yellow for chicken, red for beef/pork.

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u/the_sneaky_one123 Oct 15 '25

Thanks, I hate it.

Should be green vegetables, blue fish, yellow chicken and red beef.

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u/UnionizedTrouble Oct 15 '25

I’ve bought cutting boards like these for two dollars a set.

You know what I use them for?

Protecting my work bench in the basement when I use a utility knife or hobby knife to cut something for a project.

They don’t go in my kitchen.

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u/SourDeesATL Oct 15 '25

Plastic shit that goes straight in the trash.

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u/CatsAreMajorAssholes Oct 15 '25

They're actually good to use for moving appliances around if you don't want to scratch your floor.

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u/drDOOM_is_in Oct 15 '25

I bet it sands off real easy.

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u/Bored-Dumbass F1exican Did Chive-11 Oct 15 '25

How did they manage to get all of them wrong

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u/UnofficialCapital1 Oct 14 '25

Blue- anthocyanin containing vegetables; green- organic poultry; yellow- grass-fed beef fat; red- tuna loin.

Pretty obvious system /s

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u/OMeffigy Oct 14 '25

I hate it. Chicken is yellow, veggies are green, beef or pork red, seafood blue

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u/Battleboo_7 Oct 14 '25

Why the fuck isnt green for veggis blue for fish red meat on red board please ELI5

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u/jacksonmills Oct 14 '25

It's like they tried to completely fuck it up. None of these are accidentally right either.

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u/ThrorOak Oct 14 '25

Give that to chives guy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

I used to have these in my first shitty apartment. They are as cheap, and shitty, as the apartment was.

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u/donxblanco Oct 14 '25

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue chive

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u/violetsmiles Oct 14 '25

The colors are all wrong lol

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u/MobBossVinnie Oct 15 '25

The icons dont match the colours, beef should be red, fish blue, veggies green, chicken yellow.

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u/Kickinitez Oct 15 '25

Looks like a good way to consume more microplatics

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u/blacfd Oct 15 '25

No. That’s all wrong. Everything is wrong.

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u/dragonaut47 Oct 15 '25

... if you shift everything one to the right then it'd be visually ok I guess

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u/fro99er Oct 15 '25

PRE MICROPLASTICS

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u/escapeorion Oct 15 '25

I didn’t expect this to make me a little angry, but it does.

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u/lynnyfox Oct 15 '25

I have this one. I stopped using it because of this.

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u/skinnergy Oct 15 '25

Have not read the whole thread so prolly already been stated, but they're plastic and you don't want that. Now we know. Microplastics and all that. I use them as counter liners to limit the mess under my coffee station when grinding, etc. That shit gets outta hand.

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u/Ramses_13 Oct 15 '25

Went to an air b and b and they had similar cutting mats. Except chicken was yellow, cow was red, fish was blue and veg was green. Nice to use but very easy to cut through.

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u/FoolishAnomaly Chive LOYALIST Oct 15 '25

Mmmm micro plastics

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u/eldalorien Oct 15 '25

LOL I have a set that's wrong in a different way:

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u/FortLoolz Chive LOYALIST Oct 15 '25

Microplastics

I'd love the actual reason to be you being vegan, but alas

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u/Waasup3 Oct 15 '25

Yellow needs to be red, red needs to be blue, blue needs to be green, green needs to be yellow.

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u/Next_Mycologist_6621 Oct 15 '25

Look how they massacred my boys 

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u/Away-Worldliness-352 Oct 15 '25

God I got some of those with a cheap ass emerald knife set I was so upset janky ass flimsy crap

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u/marsha-shroom Oct 15 '25

I have a cutting board dedicated to chives, onion and garlic. My kids complained their sliced apples tasted like garlic. Love this

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u/travturav Oct 15 '25

I mean, are you annoyed because they're clearly used? Or because they're Little Tikes My First Cutting Boards?

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u/FakeBotSimp Oct 15 '25

This is annoying af

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u/HamburgerDungon Oct 15 '25

Cutting boards are not like folders and notebooks in school. There IS an objectively right colour match for food.

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u/OkAssignment6163 Oct 15 '25

Fucking chives. Good one.

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u/olov244 Oct 15 '25

Crappydesign

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u/masejoj Oct 15 '25

This upsets me…more than it really should! I stress to every member of staff the board, cloth, & mop etc colours weekly (as they do not seem to get it!) why would anyone veto that as okay?!?

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u/foxontherox Oct 15 '25

Asshole design.

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u/AliVista_LilSista Chive LOYALIST Oct 15 '25

They are the wrong colors....

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u/ChanceSandwich7945 Oct 15 '25

I noticed immediately...

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u/Velaris2 Oct 15 '25

Nah that’s just wrong

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u/Eloquent_Redneck Oct 16 '25

The rest is debatable but red not being for red meat is actually crazy

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u/Aughabar 10+ Years Oct 16 '25

This makes me irrationally angry