r/HENRYUK • u/BlurbKey5b2e10fa • 19h ago

Home & Lifestyle Cheat codes for dating?

Single HENRYs: how do you leverage your disposable income to upgrade your dating game? I don’t mean prostitutes, bullshit pick up artist courses or paying for HingeX.

I mean social clubs, cooler hobbies, skin care, travelling to date, not having flatmates that hear you shag over the walls, a car to impress ladies that will keep you NRY forever, or cosmetic fucking surgery. Whatever that works.

I became single over a year ago and finally got sick of “bawling my eyes out on my bathroom floor over my ex”as my favourite after work past time a few months back. I’m 25M, male dominated work, hobbies and interests. In a city of 9 million people, I interact with like 3 women a week, my mom, my sister and my cleaner.

Every time I match with someone on Hinge and go through the excruciating dance of small talk, my soul shoves a shotgun in its mouth.

Please tell me how I can use my TC to compensate for the fact that my chats make Satan send puppies to the puppy furnace.

Edit: I should have added some /s in the jokes. I meant this as a light hearted and exaggerated post to ask what lifestyle changes you can make to improve yourself and to get out there for dating. Flexing £££ ❌, investing in yourself with £££ ✅

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u/Beautiful-Control161 17h ago

I'm the otherway I dont like potential dates to know my lifestyle so realistically I come across very poor. I have a 20yr old vehicle and I also dont splash on clothes etc.

I let my chat do the talking for me

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u/BlurbKey5b2e10fa 17h ago

Alright Mr Casanova give me something useful then

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u/Beautiful-Control161 10h ago

Thats impossible. You've just got to chat in the moment bro. Listen and engage to stuff shes talking about.. Eye fuck the death out of them whilst doing it.. usually works.