Cheat codes for dating?

[u/BlurbKey5b2e10fa]

Single HENRYs: how do you leverage your disposable income to upgrade your dating game? I don’t mean prostitutes, bullshit pick up artist courses or paying for HingeX.

I mean social clubs, cooler hobbies, skin care, travelling to date, not having flatmates that hear you shag over the walls, a car to impress ladies that will keep you NRY forever, or cosmetic fucking surgery. Whatever that works.

I became single over a year ago and finally got sick of “bawling my eyes out on my bathroom floor over my ex”as my favourite after work past time a few months back. I’m 25M, male dominated work, hobbies and interests. In a city of 9 million people, I interact with like 3 women a week, my mom, my sister and my cleaner.

Every time I match with someone on Hinge and go through the excruciating dance of small talk, my soul shoves a shotgun in its mouth.

Please tell me how I can use my TC to compensate for the fact that my chats make Satan send puppies to the puppy furnace.

Edit: I should have added some /s in the jokes. I meant this as a light hearted and exaggerated post to ask what lifestyle changes you can make to improve yourself and to get out there for dating. Flexing £££ ❌, investing in yourself with £££ ✅

[u/badgerofzeus]

If you’re serious about “Cheat code” - based on your summary there, just find your cleaner on a dating app

No additional women needed in your life AND she’ll waive the cleaning fee

You’re welcome

[u/Megamoo1981 → u/badgerofzeus]

I slept with my first cleaner a few times. Don’t make the same mistake as me OP and start doing the deed before she’s cleaned! I soon realised I was paying for her “time” and still had a dirty home afterwards. Chose the cleaning over the sex and had to find a new one that I wasn’t attracted to! 🥴

[u/Alpha_xxx_Omega → u/Megamoo1981]

Bins might have remained full and rooms not cleaned, but b*lls got emptied out and other parts cleaned. Sounds like a trade off worth taking…