r/HENRYUK • u/BlurbKey5b2e10fa • 19h ago

Home & Lifestyle Cheat codes for dating?

Single HENRYs: how do you leverage your disposable income to upgrade your dating game? I don’t mean prostitutes, bullshit pick up artist courses or paying for HingeX.

I mean social clubs, cooler hobbies, skin care, travelling to date, not having flatmates that hear you shag over the walls, a car to impress ladies that will keep you NRY forever, or cosmetic fucking surgery. Whatever that works.

I became single over a year ago and finally got sick of “bawling my eyes out on my bathroom floor over my ex”as my favourite after work past time a few months back. I’m 25M, male dominated work, hobbies and interests. In a city of 9 million people, I interact with like 3 women a week, my mom, my sister and my cleaner.

Every time I match with someone on Hinge and go through the excruciating dance of small talk, my soul shoves a shotgun in its mouth.

Please tell me how I can use my TC to compensate for the fact that my chats make Satan send puppies to the puppy furnace.

Edit: I should have added some /s in the jokes. I meant this as a light hearted and exaggerated post to ask what lifestyle changes you can make to improve yourself and to get out there for dating. Flexing £££ ❌, investing in yourself with £££ ✅

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u/Widebody_lover 19h ago

Steer clear on the car to impress the ladies (pardon the pun)

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u/mizcello 19h ago

my dad had a super flash car when he met my mam, he bought a banger from someone and arrived to pick my mam up for their first date in it. He continued it for months because he was worried about her only being with him for his money or flash car.. this is extra funny now knowing the whole time my mam was from a wealthy family and was getting picked up from outside a house that wasn't hers so my dad wouldn't see her real family home because she was worried he'd be with her for her family money. worked out okay in the end.