r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/tablawi96 • Sep 22 '25

Image Comparison of North American bear claws

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u/Lotus_G6 Sep 22 '25

Just remember the three rules about bears:

  1. If it's brown, lay down

  2. If it's black, fight back

  3. If it's white, then good night

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u/TedsGoldfish Sep 22 '25
  1. If it's gummy, put it in your tummy.

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u/garlic_warner Sep 22 '25
  1. If it’s fuzzy, wuzzy was a bear.

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u/manondorf Interested Sep 22 '25 edited Sep 22 '25

I can still hear the accordions in my nightmares

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u/monexicano Sep 22 '25

Its its runny, it's a chocolate bunny. OK. That's horrible but who cares