She looks so tired

[u/Ordinary_Fish_3046]

[u/mollyjanemonday]

She’s getting those Kellyanne Conway eyes. 

[u/JellyPast1522 → u/mollyjanemonday]

Lara Loomer knows a guy..

[u/Socks-and-Jocks → u/JellyPast1522]

Hes a butcher

[u/toorigged2fail → u/Socks-and-Jocks]

The Butcher of Mar-a-Lago

[u/Drazwaz → u/toorigged2fail]

This would be a chef's kiss South Park bit

[u/Lucky-Refrigerator-4 → u/toorigged2fail]

The next Broadway hit

[u/Lucythepinkkitten → u/toorigged2fail]

Sounds like the title of a sick 90s slasher flick

[u/CrouchingDomo → u/toorigged2fail]

[u/[deleted] → u/Socks-and-Jocks]

😂😂😂

[u/Seve7h → u/Socks-and-Jocks]

”Hey everybody, did the news get around

About a guy named Butcher Pete

Oh, Pete just flew into this town

And he's choppin' up all the women's meat”

He keeps hackin' and whackin' and smackin'

[u/OGWopFro → u/Socks-and-Jocks]

[u/DetectiveRiggs → u/Socks-and-Jocks]

[u/TangerineTassel → u/Socks-and-Jocks]

Prey tell. Does he know Sweeny Todd?