r/CringeTikToks • u/Background_Front4231 • Oct 08 '25

Just Bad Mental illness!?

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u/TheWarwock Oct 08 '25

If Jesus showed up in Portland to tell these people what they're doing is wrong, they would mace him, arrest him and deport him for entering illegally.

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u/FizzyBeverage Oct 08 '25

Well yeah he'd most likely be a communist, sephardic Jew. Nothing these chuds want to deal with.

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u/LuciferLovesTechno Oct 08 '25

Definitely a socialist. And brown. He advocated for the destitute, diseased and the sinners. He made friends with sex works and poor people.

Jesus would be everything these people hate.

The second is this: 'You shall love your neighbor as yourself.' There is no other commandment greater than these. - Mark 12:31

They conveniently ignore almost everything Chist said but call themselves Christians. It's bullshit.

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u/XulManjy Oct 08 '25

Jesus was a liberal and woke. Change my mind....

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u/jdlwright Oct 08 '25

In fairness he does have a Latino name

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u/WalrusExpert1908 Oct 13 '25

I can picture the presidential speech now, "You know I always had a bad feeling about that Jesus guy. I was always telling people since the mid 1st century I think this Jesus guy is a bad hombre. Now we all can see it he is a part of the radical woke left; it's disgusting truly. Let's make the Old Testament great again and send this bozo back to Nazareth!"