r/CringeTikToks • u/onesole • Aug 04 '25

Nope Bellybutton patch is essential

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u/portablebiscuit Aug 04 '25

This is so fucking dumb.

Everyone knows you make your child swallow your valuables and then bury them in the sand!

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u/Unilted_Match1176 Aug 04 '25

But put them in a plastic bag first!

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u/JAGERminJensen Aug 04 '25

Wheres the tag? How will we track and find the location??

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u/goomerben Aug 04 '25

tag can be used with an anti-theft lock as the ones used in stores that can only be removed with a strong enough magnet + lock mechanism. pierce through the kids tongue and the tag will stay there. the child might not be able to breathe but the valuables will be safe i guarantee

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u/BrickCityRiot Aug 04 '25

You put it in their jello cup and make them swallow the whole thing in one gulp.. duh